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Best lame excuse for not meeting at a social
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1/ Flat tyre
2/ Dogs about to have puppies
3/ The sinks blocked
4/ Forgot to put the bins out and tripped over the dog
5/ I forgot?
6/ Feel asleep
7/ I wont the lottery
8/ No excuse just blocked after chatting (freak)
9/ Foot and mouth outbreak
10/ Hijacked by ISIS
May as well have said, "Aliens have landed"
Beat that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg I use "fell asleep* 
And you admit it??
Shame on you!! 
Still  you x
Busted!
I you to kid....
Kid??? Older than you young lady "
She’ll fall asleep in a minute  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was on my way to see my long term partner and my daughter rang in a panic saying her dog had gone into labour.
If I wasn't already on a train in London I would have cancelled and helped her.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have fallen asleep and missed the leaving deadline to see a buddy, and had the school ring up, telling me I have to pick my grandson up from school as he's ill, as another buddy was almost arriving from Cambridge.
Shit happens when you have children and animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U forgot
Cold feet
On my period suddenly
My ex is bothering me
My back is hurting
My sis is giving birth
Lots"
I can deal with the cold feet excuse, that is genuine, the others tend to be lies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've also pulled a muscle in my back, and the day before I was meeting a man with my friend I got a cold sore and started bleeding.
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Are these made up ones??  |
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"U forgot
Cold feet
On my period suddenly
My ex is bothering me
My back is hurting
My sis is giving birth
Lots
I can deal with the cold feet excuse, that is genuine, the others tend to be lies"
People lie???
For shame!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U forgot
Cold feet
On my period suddenly
My ex is bothering me
My back is hurting
My sis is giving birth
Lots
I can deal with the cold feet excuse, that is genuine, the others tend to be lies
People lie???
For shame!!!"
Afraid so, I was shocked at this revelation as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel
I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....
Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind.... "
And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel
I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....
Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....
And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’ "
Always, yes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel
I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....
Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....
And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’
Always, yes "
Tbh that isn’t a lame excuse, you told the truth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this one:
"I have a driving lesson I forgot about"
Q"
Nice one, once when I had a lame excuse given to me I pretending I knew nothing about meeting them anyway, |
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"OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom.... 
But I am a biker 
Yes I remember from the basement
Should see me in leather
But I digress ... I now know if you say you fell asleep it's a big fat lie  "
Omg leather! God help you now! |
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"OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom....
But I am a biker
Yes I remember from the basement
Should see me in leather
But I digress ... I now know if you say you fell asleep it's a big fat lie
Omg leather! God help you now! "
Always leather when astride something throbbing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel
I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....
Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....
And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’
Always, yes "
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This is a true story and some oldies might remember it
Its a true story.
A couple arranged to meet a single guy and he didnt turn up. Next day he rang them from the hospital. He had opened his fridge and reached to the back to get some ham and had fallen in with the door locking. He was in there all night apparently until he somehow got out the next day |
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I must come across as a complete liar then!
I had to cancel a meet when I crashed my car and wrote it off - and another time when mum was rushed into hospital and we were on ‘critical bed watch’ for 36 hours!
To be fair - I was so upset/overwrought that on neither occasion did I give a flying fuck whether my meet believed me or not! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must come across as a complete liar then!
I had to cancel a meet when I crashed my car and wrote it off - and another time when mum was rushed into hospital and we were on ‘critical bed watch’ for 36 hours!
To be fair - I was so upset/overwrought that on neither occasion did I give a flying fuck whether my meet believed me or not! X"
Peachy,
You are so hot I would forgive you. If you ever tire if young, hung studs I would gladly bring my suit to the red rose county!
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"1/ Flat tyre
2/ Dogs about to have puppies
3/ The sinks blocked
4/ Forgot to put the bins out and tripped over the dog
5/ I forgot?
6/ Feel asleep
7/ I wont the lottery
8/ No excuse just blocked after chatting (freak)
9/ Foot and mouth outbreak
10/ Hijacked by ISIS
May as well have said, "Aliens have landed"
Beat that!"
Forgot to put the bins out and tripped over the dog Who’s having puppies |
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Meet arranged everythings going fine.
*morning of meet*
"You sure your not a catfish"
Me "I'll take a pic right now and direct upload it, what do you want me to hold or write on paper for pic"
Do what she asks.
"Why are you verificaions hidden"
Me *shows verifications*
"You said you don't meet couples and you are verified by a couple"
Me "the female i met is part of a couple but plays alone too"
"Sorry thats a bit weird" block.
Me " " |
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"Meet arranged everythings going fine.
*morning of meet*
"You sure your not a catfish"
Me "I'll take a pic right now and direct upload it, what do you want me to hold or write on paper for pic"
Do what she asks.
"Why are you verificaions hidden"
Me *shows verifications*
"You said you don't meet couples and you are verified by a couple"
Me "the female i met is part of a couple but plays alone too"
"Sorry thats a bit weird" block.
Me " ""
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"I’m painting my nails.
Watching GOT
Can’t start the car
Being he’d hostage by aliens
Coronation St is on
Just got nothing to wear
Got toothache
I’m dead
I'm using the last one!!!!! "
You already have your basement one  |
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"Meet arranged everythings going fine.
*morning of meet*
"You sure your not a catfish"
Me "I'll take a pic right now and direct upload it, what do you want me to hold or write on paper for pic"
Do what she asks.
"Why are you verificaions hidden"
Me *shows verifications*
"You said you don't meet couples and you are verified by a couple"
Me "the female i met is part of a couple but plays alone too"
"Sorry thats a bit weird" block.
Me " ""
That does my head in. They've got cold feet but want to blame you for not meeting.
Just be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My car did break down on the way to a social once. I had to cancel on this guy previously and I think he thought I was bullshitting so in the end we had the social in my car waiting for the AA |
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Not cancelled, but I've been late more times than I can count.
Most of my reasons/excuses are so far fetched, even I struggle to believe them!
My dog really has escaped, and I've spent an hour searching for her.
I've had someone park across my drive & block me in.
My son didn't hang my keys up after borrowing my car, I spent 40mins looking, waiting for him to reply to my voicemail.
The mains water pipe a few yards from my house burst while I was mid shower.
This week going to see a good friend.
I walked out of a shop just as a car swerved accross the road, mounted the pavement & smashed into the concrete benches less than a foot from me!
I stayed with the driver until paramedics arrived.
I was 40minutes late.
I was supposed to have a social last night.
He spent over 3hrs stuck in traffic as the motorway was closed due to a crash.
Sometimes shit just happens
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Today excuse was that they were stung by an bee yesterday and had an allergic reaction. However, they were on line yesterday, couldn't be bothered to message me yesterday or today. Too many AH's on here |
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