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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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5 of us driving up to Newcastle to watch football. I'm sat in front. I open the glove box to find a massive pink dildo that still had visible signs of where it had been. Kept us all in stitches for the game. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once walked out of a hotel (going to a club) in broad daylight with my dress tucked into my suspender belt, showing the entire (very full of people) parking lot my arse...
A lovely lady rushed over to let me know.
Good job I don't embarrass easy innit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once walked out of a hotel (going to a club) in broad daylight with my dress tucked into my suspender belt, showing the entire (very full of people) parking lot my arse...
A lovely lady rushed over to let me know.
Good job I don't embarrass easy innit "
Ha wish I was there. I never seem to be in the right place. |
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Met a lovely lady in Liverpool one winters night for a hotel meet. She waited outside for me, lovely long coat on. As we greeted each other I caught her coat fastening on my belt which pulled the coat open. Poor lass only had underwear on underneath. Right in front of cctv |
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I was disconnecting a lighting rig using a boom(telescopic arm) lift yesterday with a colleague. We took it apart in sections but each section was quite heavy and put us on the threshold of the boom's weight capacity. The final couple of sections I decided to lift down myself to save anymore hassle with the lift. Once I had lowered myself down with one of the sections resting on my shoulders, I opened the door in the boom and stepped out..or so I thought. As my foot was almost planted the safety line(which I had forgot to disconnect once I had lowered myself down) caught me pulling me off balance, I went over my ankle and the lighting rig bit the dirt. Thankfully it was for scrap anyway, and so is my bruised and swollen foot lol Currently resting up at home as I couldn't make it in today because of it. Oh and witnessed by a whole rake of people who were kind enough to take the piss for the remaining hour or so of work yesterday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a hotel meet, and as part of the play I took my dress off and we took the stairs and I was just wearing my coat over my underwear. Gave my friend a flash as a young lad came around the corner and got an eyeful x |
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