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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!
Anybody else ever do this? |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!
Anybody else ever do this?"
Yup! I had something years ago called Big Ben. Wasn't THAT big but when it was past its best and the silicone had gone icky I found 'Big Ben' on a website.....
However this version turned out to be the girth of a fist and the length of a forearm and hand!!!! 
It's just sat in my toy drawer still where its been for years! I really should throw it out lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!
Anybody else ever do this?"
Keep um..... x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't had that problem but years ago I had a few dildos and vibrators and it was time to retire them. I was too embarrassed at the time to just chuck it in the bin so I put them in a bag and hid them in my shed.
Well about a year later my then daughter was playing in the garden with her friend, they must have been about 5/6 years old. They found the damn things and threw them over the fence into my neighbours garden.
That evening my neighbours knocked on the door with a bag in hand and all the dildos.
Never been so embarrassed in my life, bearing in mind I was a proper vanilla at the time. |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
Oh my goodness you poor thing! I would have died. I’m am pissing myself laughing now but if that had happened to me I think I would have genuinely die!
But well done for deciding to lean into it and get even kinkier ! |
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Inflatable dildo. I bought this for the mrs and when it arrived i though damm she wont like it, but its the best toy we have she loves too inflate it as big as possible too male her feel full and slowly pull it out. I find this very sexy as i watch it stretch her pussy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is by far one of the most funniest reviews I've seen of a dildos its just hilarious
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/5p1430/a_tragic_facebook_review_of_a_giant_dildo/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For reference below is the beast L bought.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33603
N is currently hiding from her.  "
Now i would live to watch you
tackle that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!
Anybody else ever do this?"
Maybe be you should send it to Holly as I am sure she would get a thrill from threatening me with it  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?
I've got 2 glass dildos, I love them! So versatile!
Any recommendation on which to get?"
I got a pack of two from lovehoney, there's a clear one and a pink one. Definitely worth buying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes a few years ago I got talked into buying a dildo with a suction cup in the bottom, was expecting it to be big but when it come it was the thickness of a small thigh. Just looking at it made me wince. I got rid of it. Wasn’t ever going to get used x |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?
I've got 2 glass dildos, I love them! So versatile!
Any recommendation on which to get?
I got a pack of two from lovehoney, there's a clear one and a pink one. Definitely worth buying. "
I have those too and they are great, the clear one has options on angles too 
I also just bought a stainless steel gspot dildo in the states and WOW! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't had that problem but years ago I had a few dildos and vibrators and it was time to retire them. I was too embarrassed at the time to just chuck it in the bin so I put them in a bag and hid them in my shed.
Well about a year later my then daughter was playing in the garden with her friend, they must have been about 5/6 years old. They found the damn things and threw them over the fence into my neighbours garden.
That evening my neighbours knocked on the door with a bag in hand and all the dildos.
Never been so embarrassed in my life, bearing in mind I was a proper vanilla at the time. "
I tell you what's embarrassing years ago before everyone had camera phones. I got this large envelope in the post.had my surname on it. So I opened it.Sex photos of a lady up the street. Doing all sorts of stuff.
Turned out she has the same surname. Ops. I went up early in the morning and posted them. There was no way I was going to knock on the door.  |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
"I haven't had that problem but years ago I had a few dildos and vibrators and it was time to retire them. I was too embarrassed at the time to just chuck it in the bin so I put them in a bag and hid them in my shed.
Well about a year later my then daughter was playing in the garden with her friend, they must have been about 5/6 years old. They found the damn things and threw them over the fence into my neighbours garden.
That evening my neighbours knocked on the door with a bag in hand and all the dildos.
Never been so embarrassed in my life, bearing in mind I was a proper vanilla at the time. "
nearly pissed myself reading this  |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"This is by far one of the most funniest reviews I've seen of a dildos its just hilarious
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/5p1430/a_tragic_facebook_review_of_a_giant_dildo/"
Pissing myself laughing! |
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