Who here is really clumsy and that doesn't dissappear when they have sex? What accidental injuries have you had to deal with during sex?
I'm awful. Bruises are expected with me but my more extreme injuries in the last 3 months is a bump on my forehead and 2 nosebleeds!   |
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"Jess (I) broke someones 'banjo string' once. That was not fun. "
I've done mine too... Never been as scared in my life, wondering how to explain it in A&E haha. I didn't go  |
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Not during, but straight after an mmf I left at 3am and it was dark. I fell down maybe 6 steep concrete stairs in my heels and sprained both ankles, agony crawling to the car! Spent 10hours in a&e the following day as I heard a crack when I landed and they swelled up, luckily no broken bones but I did struggle to walk down stairs for the whole of the summer hols! |
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"Jess (I) broke someones 'banjo string' once. That was not fun.
I've done mine too... Never been as scared in my life, wondering how to explain it in A&E haha. I didn't go "
I could imagine neither of those incidents would be fun for anyone involved. |
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"Not during, but straight after an mmf I left at 3am and it was dark. I fell down maybe 6 steep concrete stairs in my heels and sprained both ankles, agony crawling to the car! Spent 10hours in a&e the following day as I heard a crack when I landed and they swelled up, luckily no broken bones but I did struggle to walk down stairs for the whole of the summer hols! "
Oh Lucy! You must have just had to lie on your back for the summer! What a terrible position to be in   |
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"Not during, but straight after an mmf I left at 3am and it was dark. I fell down maybe 6 steep concrete stairs in my heels and sprained both ankles, agony crawling to the car! Spent 10hours in a&e the following day as I heard a crack when I landed and they swelled up, luckily no broken bones but I did struggle to walk down stairs for the whole of the summer hols!
Oh Lucy! You must have just had to lie on your back for the summer! What a terrible position to be in "
Ah didn't stop me just no sex on the stairs lol xxx |
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D*unken mmf.. I've somehow whacked my head on the corner of the bed, and knocked myself out, which then caused a seizure.
The guys obviously freaked out and called and ambulance, and I spent the next 3 days in hospital. 
Can't imagine it would have been awkward at all when the paramedics turned up.. Having to explain Two guys and a lass in lingerie who wasnt with it
Thankfully I don't remember it! |
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"D*unken mmf.. I've somehow whacked my head on the corner of the bed, and knocked myself out, which then caused a seizure.
The guys obviously freaked out and called and ambulance, and I spent the next 3 days in hospital.
Can't imagine it would have been awkward at all when the paramedics turned up.. Having to explain Two guys and a lass in lingerie who wasnt with it
Thankfully I don't remember it! "
I'm unsure as to wether I should laugh or not |
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"D*unken mmf.. I've somehow whacked my head on the corner of the bed, and knocked myself out, which then caused a seizure.
The guys obviously freaked out and called and ambulance, and I spent the next 3 days in hospital.
Can't imagine it would have been awkward at all when the paramedics turned up.. Having to explain Two guys and a lass in lingerie who wasnt with it
Thankfully I don't remember it! I'm unsure as to wether I should laugh or not "
We can all laugh about it now like.. One of those things I'll never live down |
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I had a lass back to mine a few years ago after we’d been out for a few drinks. Nature called so off I popped to the bathroom. As I finished and turned to run back to the bedroom I caught my nipple bar on the architrave....
looking down I could see the bar on the bathroom floor and my nipple hanging by not much from my chest.
Sellotape came in handy till we got to the hospital next morning  |
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"Who here is really clumsy and that doesn't dissappear when they have sex? What accidental injuries have you had to deal with during sex?
I'm awful. Bruises are expected with me but my more extreme injuries in the last 3 months is a bump on my forehead and 2 nosebleeds! "
Ouch! Sounds like a bit of roughhousing was involved |
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"D*unken mmf.. I've somehow whacked my head on the corner of the bed, and knocked myself out, which then caused a seizure.
The guys obviously freaked out and called and ambulance, and I spent the next 3 days in hospital.
Can't imagine it would have been awkward at all when the paramedics turned up.. Having to explain Two guys and a lass in lingerie who wasnt with it
Thankfully I don't remember it! I'm unsure as to wether I should laugh or not
We can all laugh about it now like.. One of those things I'll never live down "
That's cool, I didnt want to appear to find it too funny |
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"D*unken mmf.. I've somehow whacked my head on the corner of the bed, and knocked myself out, which then caused a seizure.
The guys obviously freaked out and called and ambulance, and I spent the next 3 days in hospital.
Can't imagine it would have been awkward at all when the paramedics turned up.. Having to explain Two guys and a lass in lingerie who wasnt with it
Thankfully I don't remember it! I'm unsure as to wether I should laugh or not
We can all laugh about it now like.. One of those things I'll never live down "
Oh quack I'm sure the paramedics will have seen worse. As long as you can laugh about it now! |
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"I had a lass back to mine a few years ago after we’d been out for a few drinks. Nature called so off I popped to the bathroom. As I finished and turned to run back to the bedroom I caught my nipple bar on the architrave....
looking down I could see the bar on the bathroom floor and my nipple hanging by not much from my chest.
Sellotape came in handy till we got to the hospital next morning "
I actually don't know how to respond to this  |
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"Who here is really clumsy and that doesn't dissappear when they have sex? What accidental injuries have you had to deal with during sex?
I'm awful. Bruises are expected with me but my more extreme injuries in the last 3 months is a bump on my forehead and 2 nosebleeds!
Ouch! Sounds like a bit of roughhousing was involved "
Not as rough as you are imagining |
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Personal injury = ruptured frenulum
Secondary.... I was once being ridden so hard from F on top I got cramp and kicked my leg out which managed to connect with her small dog. Dog fell off bed and broke a mirror. Vets bills on a weekend are expensive
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"I had a lass back to mine a few years ago after we’d been out for a few drinks. Nature called so off I popped to the bathroom. As I finished and turned to run back to the bedroom I caught my nipple bar on the architrave....
looking down I could see the bar on the bathroom floor and my nipple hanging by not much from my chest.
Sellotape came in handy till we got to the hospital next morning
I actually don't know how to respond to this "
Just a scar and memories |
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"Personal injury = ruptured frenulum
Secondary.... I was once being ridden so hard from F on top I got cramp and kicked my leg out which managed to connect with her small dog. Dog fell off bed and broke a mirror. Vets bills on a weekend are expensive
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Allover I feel you have the worst luck Is the poor pooch okay now though? |
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Kind of foreplay not actual sex related.
Met a girl I knew at school in a pub and was walking back to her place.
We'd been chatting and laughing about games we played as kids so I thought I'd demonstrate the "grand national" where you find a row of houses with fences or bushes and run through or over them(a bit like hot fuzz)
She agreed to join in but unfortunately she got through the first bush and went through not over the second obstacle which was a wooden fence but the third was trickier which she cleared but there was a fish pond on the other side which she didn't clear and long story short my planned night of passion ended up with an evening at a&e with her broken ankle.
Local paper blamed feral youths for mindless vandalism.
Still see her now and I call her red rum
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"Kind of foreplay not actual sex related.
Met a girl I knew at school in a pub and was walking back to her place.
We'd been chatting and laughing about games we played as kids so I thought I'd demonstrate the "grand national" where you find a row of houses with fences or bushes and run through or over them(a bit like hot fuzz)
She agreed to join in but unfortunately she got through the first bush and went through not over the second obstacle which was a wooden fence but the third was trickier which she cleared but there was a fish pond on the other side which she didn't clear and long story short my planned night of passion ended up with an evening at a&e with her broken ankle.
Local paper blamed feral youths for mindless vandalism.
Still see her now and I call her red rum
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Wow Sam that is some story! Love that you have that nickname for her though haha |
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