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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

from tomorrow! What are you going to do tonight to make the most of it...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Self pleasure ..... I never let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tomorrow? god damn I've got a red card from mother nature tonight!

I would just have to break the law!

And start a revolution in attempt to overthrow the frigid government.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Self pleasure ..... I never let me down. "
Do we have to pass a separate bill for you disallowing masturbation???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aaaaw fuck'n ell ....can I have extra time, I'm still waiting for me back to get better

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"tomorrow? god damn I've got a red card from mother nature tonight!

I would just have to break the law!

And start a revolution in attempt to overthrow the frigid government.

"

There's always one.... rebelling!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gonna be breaking the law a lot then - wots the punishment ???

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Aaaaw fuck'n ell ....can I have extra time, I'm still waiting for me back to get better "
Now thats a difficult one as you are appealing to my empathic nature... Let me think about it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"tomorrow? god damn I've got a red card from mother nature tonight!

I would just have to break the law!

And start a revolution in attempt to overthrow the frigid government.

There's always one.... rebelling!!!"

hehe

rebel with a sex cause! xx

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Clean my clubs, wash my balls and sort my bag out.

Yippee, extra holes.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"from tomorrow! What are you going to do tonight to make the most of it...;-)"

Find a club and go wild!

Does that mean swingers clubs wil become 'sexeasies'?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"gonna be breaking the law a lot then - wots the punishment ??? "
Punishment includes being tied up and left to the mercy of 5 hunk men...!! Now I know no decent female would want that to happen...;-)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Clean my clubs, wash my balls and sort my bag out.

Yippee, extra holes. "

FUnny how you always "emerge" at times like this...

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

And what about my DVD collection? That's gonna be a lot of coasters if they're banned.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"from tomorrow! What are you going to do tonight to make the most of it...;-)

Find a club and go wild!

Does that mean swingers clubs wil become 'sexeasies'?"

Oh hell, swingers clubs will not only become utterly illegal overnight, they will also be the place for public ostricising!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aaaaw fuck'n ell ....can I have extra time, I'm still waiting for me back to get better Now thats a difficult one as you are appealing to my empathic nature... Let me think about it..."

Thank yoooooooo

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By *weet DevilMan  over a year ago

dukinfield

if it was taxed id be due a rebate

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


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And what about my DVD collection? That's gonna be a lot of coasters if they're banned."

Thomas the Tank does not fall under that category ...

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"from tomorrow! What are you going to do tonight to make the most of it...;-)

Find a club and go wild!

Does that mean swingers clubs wil become 'sexeasies'?Oh hell, swingers clubs will not only become utterly illegal overnight, they will also be the place for public ostricising!!"

kin 'ell, i've seen and had some big birds in my time but an effing Ostrich is pushing it somewhat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"gonna be breaking the law a lot then - wots the punishment ??? Punishment includes being tied up and left to the mercy of 5 hunk men...!! Now I know no decent female would want that to happen...;-)"

gotta catch me first lol

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


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And what about my DVD collection? That's gonna be a lot of coasters if they're banned.Thomas the Tank does not fall under that category ..."

Actually, there should be an amnesty, dispensation to exempt films made before 1986.

How else am i supposed to brush up on my french and german?

If only Linguaphone did pictures lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"gonna be breaking the law a lot then - wots the punishment ??? Punishment includes being tied up and left to the mercy of 5 hunk men...!! Now I know no decent female would want that to happen...;-)

gotta catch me first lol "

Come on Thelma...;-)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

And what about my DVD collection? That's gonna be a lot of coasters if they're banned.Thomas the Tank does not fall under that category ...

Actually, there should be an amnesty, dispensation to exempt films made before 1986.

How else am i supposed to brush up on my french and german?

If only Linguaphone did pictures lol"

Trust you to bring the notion of brushing into an innocent conversation...

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

There again, tomorrow never comes.

Poor Tom Morrow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same as usual, watch the telly, as I don't get any anyway lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

There again, tomorrow never comes.

Poor Tom Morrow. "

I have heard enough of self pity... go and visit Simone, you only have a few hours left!

Simone... be grateful

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

There again, tomorrow never comes.

Poor Tom Morrow. I have heard enough of self pity... go and visit Simone, you only have a few hours left!

Simone... be grateful "

Lucky me, it's 4 hours 32 mins to Margate.

Just enough time lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No offence but I'll stick to the telly lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"No offence but I'll stick to the telly lol"
You have now hurt his ego... lol You ll have to at least make him a cake...xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"from tomorrow! What are you going to do tonight to make the most of it...;-)"

Plan how to avoid getting caught breaking the law

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By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"from tomorrow! What are you going to do tonight to make the most of it...;-)

Plan how to avoid getting caught breaking the law "

I can just imagine a saucy officer to arrest you....;-)

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