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My old dad would sit in a pub for ages with his pint. Taking it all in and not saying much. In one venue, a chef appeared from the kitchen, wearing a tall chef's hat, glasses and rather portly, looking around concerned. Dad looked at me, and simply said "who called the cook a cunt?".
Maybe you had to be there, though I still love wit over long winded jokes anyday. |
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"My old dad would sit in a pub for ages with his pint. Taking it all in and not saying much. In one venue, a chef appeared from the kitchen, wearing a tall chef's hat, glasses and rather portly, looking around concerned. Dad looked at me, and simply said "who called the cook a cunt?".
Maybe you had to be there, though I still love wit over long winded jokes anyday."
Love it. My kind of wit  |
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A friend of mine copped off with a French man at a works do.
Next day said French man asked her if she wanted a coffee in the office
Her colleague just looked up and said ... "still a frog then" .. sheer dry brilliance |
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"A friend of mine copped off with a French man at a works do.
Next day said French man asked her if she wanted a coffee in the office
Her colleague just looked up and said ... "still a frog then" .. sheer dry brilliance "
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"My old dad would sit in a pub for ages with his pint. Taking it all in and not saying much. In one venue, a chef appeared from the kitchen, wearing a tall chef's hat, glasses and rather portly, looking around concerned. Dad looked at me, and simply said "who called the cook a cunt?".
Maybe you had to be there, though I still love wit over long winded jokes anyday."
That tickled me, love dry humour. |
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