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the best/worst cheesy one line opener
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over a year ago
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Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? "
That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat! |
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? "
Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had "
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat!"
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message! "
How could you turn that down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message! "
(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!) |
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat!"
Me too. I like funny messages. Ones with a bit of originality x |
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message!
(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!) "
 close enough? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message!
(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!)
close enough?"
great skills (not his though!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message!
(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!)
close enough?
great skills (not his though!) "
No...he made me feel ill  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB...
"can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas"
Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here?
That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat!"
yup, it certainly made us laugh and chat - a refreshing approach  |
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