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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"@...@....@....@....
We're all scurrred.... 
What are you scared, sweetie?  "
It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle
This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.  "
That was a spoiler.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you left or right handed?"
Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"@...@....@....@....
We're all scurrred....
What are you scared, sweetie?
It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies..... "
Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle
This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality. "
rude veg aisle?  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle
This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.
That was a spoiler..... "
I’ll be using the best responses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy.
*lights a Jo Malone candle*
*phones a man with a fabulous cock she knows*"
*man is not available but that shower head has been looking at you funny all day* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"@...@....@....@....
We're all scurrred....
What are you scared, sweetie?
It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....
Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X."
I'm out of my wanking depth, you guys are sharks... |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Are you left or right handed?
Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda."
Waitrose. I’m judging too. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle
This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.
rude veg aisle? "
What does one do with a daikon? |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy.
*lights a Jo Malone candle*
*phones a man with a fabulous cock she knows*
*man is not available but that shower head has been looking at you funny all day*"
I never find this stimulating enough. It’s like a man with a limp handshake. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"@...@....@....@....
We're all scurrred....
What are you scared, sweetie?
It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....
Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X.
I'm out of my wanking depth, you guys are sharks... "
You’re gonna need a bigger boat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"@...@....@....@....
We're all scurrred....
What are you scared, sweetie?
It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....
Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X.
I'm out of my wanking depth, you guys are sharks...
You’re gonna need a bigger boat!"
I'll go get my sub.....  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Wait so you're not actually alone in the bedroom waiting to wank?
Fuck sake. 
You could always get someone to shine a light on what to do.
Torches are the way forward!  "
Only if there isn't any other thing around to play with.
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Wait so you're not actually alone in the bedroom waiting to wank?
Fuck sake.
You could always get someone to shine a light on what to do.
Torches are the way forward!
Only if there isn't any other thing around to play with.
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Where is that lanky south Londoner? |
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Trace yourself with fingertips..play with your hair trace the meridians of your body and visualise your favourite scenario..place your body in your favourite position and imagine that you cannot move anything other than your arms and fingers. |
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Put your collar on
Attach your nipple clamps x
Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x
As you get moist insert a second finger x
Increase your rhythm x
Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x
Rest it on your clit x
Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x
Looking on your back x
Raise your legs in the air x
Lube up your ass x
Slide your but plug in x
Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x
Pull at the clamps on your nipples x
Use your fingers to massage your moistness x
Push your clit toward your hand x
Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x
Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Put your collar on
Attach your nipple clamps x
Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x
As you get moist insert a second finger x
Increase your rhythm x
Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x
Rest it on your clit x
Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x
Looking on your back x
Raise your legs in the air x
Lube up your ass x
Slide your but plug in x
Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x
Pull at the clamps on your nipples x
Use your fingers to massage your moistness x
Push your clit toward your hand x
Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x
Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x"
Let me just sort the packing and get these in the cab, then I’m right on this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you left or right handed?
Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.
Waitrose. I’m judging too. "
I've never seen a 3for1 offer in Waitrose, hence the downgrade to suit the environment. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Are you left or right handed?
Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.
Waitrose. I’m judging too.
I've never seen a 3for1 offer in Waitrose, hence the downgrade to suit the environment."
It’s full of 3 for 1s!
For every 1 Tarquin, there are 3 Matildas; 1 Crispin, 3 Blanches; 1 Lucinda, 3 Theodores. |
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"Put your collar on
Attach your nipple clamps x
Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x
As you get moist insert a second finger x
Increase your rhythm x
Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x
Rest it on your clit x
Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x
Looking on your back x
Raise your legs in the air x
Lube up your ass x
Slide your but plug in x
Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x
Pull at the clamps on your nipples x
Use your fingers to massage your moistness x
Push your clit toward your hand x
Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x
Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x
Let me just sort the packing and get these in the cab, then I’m right on this "
Good girl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you left or right handed?
Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.
Waitrose. I’m judging too. "
Buy a posh cucumber to dildo yourself with later. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Are you left or right handed?
Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.
Waitrose. I’m judging too.
Buy a posh cucumber to dildo yourself with later. "
It’s organic, or is that orgasmic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you left or right handed?
Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.
Waitrose. I’m judging too.
Buy a posh cucumber to dildo yourself with later.
It’s organic, or is that orgasmic?"
Pick up a butternut squash too! anything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough! |
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"Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy."
Sounds like an Amsterdam sex show if she's going to use a lit candle on herself.
Can I suggest a lot firework and try to time her orgasm with the candle going off |
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"Put your collar on
Attach your nipple clamps x
Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x
As you get moist insert a second finger x
Increase your rhythm x
Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x
Rest it on your clit x
Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x
Looking on your back x
Raise your legs in the air x
Lube up your ass x
Slide your but plug in x
Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x
Pull at the clamps on your nipples x
Use your fingers to massage your moistness x
Push your clit toward your hand x
Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x
Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x"
Firstly...put on your cam and get in the directing rooms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s been hours since you replied on this thread!
Your arm must be aching by now after all that time strumming!
Being ambidextrious will help there.
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Question is was it successful wank? |
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