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"Can I be Baldrick?" Please! That would be awesome! Who is your Blackadder?   | |||
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"I'm already an old knight of the realm "*Ghengis nods in respect* | |||
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"Can I be Baldrick? Please! That would be awesome! Who is your Blackadder? "Presumed you would have blagged that role | |||
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"Would love to be Vikings... .. X They was very much swingers too x" Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though. | |||
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"I’m going Viking, thinking Ragnar (To be honest I’m more thinking Lagertha! )
D."Lagertha  "I'd lick the shit out of her arse, just to see where it came from!" Not the sexiest of quotes, but you get my drift. | |||
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"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof. " Oh shit!  I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!
**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness** | |||
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"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof. Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!
**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**" | |||
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"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof. Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!
**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**"I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”. And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette? | |||
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"I've already got a late medieval longsword, so I'd be a condottiere in the Italian Wars." Nice choice and awesomely specific.  Well met. | |||
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"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof. Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!
**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**
I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”.
And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette?" I'm fucking crying! Best thing I've read all year! Thankyou | |||
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"I’m going Viking, thinking Ragnar (To be honest I’m more thinking Lagertha! )
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Lagertha "I'd lick the shit out of her arse, just to see where it came from!" Not the sexiest of quotes, but you get my drift."Hehe I do indeed 
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"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof. Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!
**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**
I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”.
And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette?" | |||
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"Would love to be Vikings... .. X They was very much swingers too x" Me too! I'm from Dublin , living in Wexford , both Viking settlements . I'd say there's a good drop of Viking blood in my veins , lol ! I can see myself legging it back to the boat with a lusty stolen wife over my shoulder . I've read that the ladies sometimes didn't mind being stolen all that much , lol | |||
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"Id be kicking arse jumping out the trojan horse" Wrong era. Sorry I have to be a stickler on this. You want the Ancient History Fab thread. Assyrians, Greeks, Persians, Babylonians, Egyptians. | |||
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"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style Lex "Imagine taking the longboat with a full company of slaves to a club night (along with a bucket of croc shit)? We’d get halfway and have to row back home as the wife would of forgotten her lippy and two flagons of grog! I can hear the slaves now moaning. “Not again. Every fucking time”. | |||
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"Id be kicking arse jumping out the trojan horse Wrong era. Sorry I have to be a stickler on this. You want the Ancient History Fab thread. Assyrians, Greeks, Persians, Babylonians, Egyptians. " ok wild west? | |||
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"I've already got a late medieval longsword, so I'd be a condottiere in the Italian Wars. Nice choice and awesomely specific. Well met."Great pay, little actual fighting, and all those sultry signorinas | |||
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"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style Lex "On a big round bed covered in various furs! Lexa! You have my mind running a little wild!
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"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap! Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times! In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind? If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "Shut up woman! *Ghengis slaps you* You're forgetting many matriarchal cultures in Africa, Asia and the Americas. All tribal, but alive and kicking during the medieval period. You just have to move somewhere warm and get your tits out all day | |||
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"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof. Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!
**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**
I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”.
And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette?"Lol | |||
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"A fat and lazy lord" Done Suits you Sir | |||
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"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap! Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times! In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind? If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "Women were highly respected in Celtic culture . They could be leaders , own property , and kick the hubby out for a new one if he wasn't coming up with the goods in the sack . | |||
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"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style Lex
Imagine taking the longboat with a full company of slaves to a club night (along with a bucket of croc shit)?
We’d get halfway and have to row back home as the wife would of forgotten her lippy and two flagons of grog!
I can hear the slaves now moaning. “Not again. Every fucking time”."On form | |||
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"Id be kicking arse jumping out the trojan horse Wrong era. Sorry I have to be a stickler on this. You want the Ancient History Fab thread. Assyrians, Greeks, Persians, Babylonians, Egyptians. ok wild west?" *Ghengis cries* | |||
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"Would love to be Vikings... .. X They was very much swingers too x Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though." they did have the biggest slave trade for their time. And virgins brought in the most money. | |||
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"I want to be a medieval knight..strong tooled up and ready to give it some with the boys." Ill drop my kerchief for you | |||
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"I want to be a medieval knight..strong tooled up and ready to give it some with the boys. Ill drop my kerchief for you" It's alright I'll catch it | |||
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"Would love to be Vikings... .. X They was very much swingers too x Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though. they did have the biggest slave trade for their time. And virgins brought in the most money." Where are you going to find a virgin on Fab? Next you’ll be looking for three wise men! | |||
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"Am already a Viking. I have 2 Shields 3 axes. 2 seax. 1 very nice boar spear. And every thing else you need to start a Viking day out mugs plates etc."You'd get on with my mate. He looks the part.. goes to Jorvick etc. | |||
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"Would love to be Vikings... .. X They was very much swingers too x Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though. they did have the biggest slave trade for their time. And virgins brought in the most money. Where are you going to find a virgin on Fab? Next you’ll be looking for three wise men!" We've got virgin on the ridiculous...I'm over here | |||
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"Would love to be Vikings... .. X They was very much swingers too x Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though. they did have the biggest slave trade for their time. And virgins brought in the most money. Where are you going to find a virgin on Fab? Next you’ll be looking for three wise men!" There is a thread or two on it. All blokes though.. Un-Fair Maidens | |||
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"Have to be Roman times for me... even their religious ceremonies were naughty " You'll have to head towards Constantinople. | |||
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"I'd love to be a samurai warrior serving a lord. Japanese bath's Honour Respected Loyalty" Good choice. Love all choices that go off the European map. | |||
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"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style Lex
On a big round bed covered in various furs!
Lexa! You have my mind running a little wild!
D."And that’s where the fight for control begins D | |||
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"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap! Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times! In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind? If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "Funnily enough I am reading all about this in a brilliant book. You could become a hetairai of Ancient Greee,educated influential women, excelling in all things that the men prevented their wives from doing. Including much sex. (Quote lifted heavily from a book.) | |||
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"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap! Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times! In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind? If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek!
Funnily enough I am reading all about this in a brilliant book. You could become a hetairai of Ancient Greee,educated influential women, excelling in all things that the men prevented their wives from doing. Including much sex. (Quote lifted heavily from a book.) "*Ming stirs* | |||
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"Am already a Viking. I have 2 Shields 3 axes. 2 seax. 1 very nice boar spear. And every thing else you need to start a Viking day out mugs plates etc.
You'd get on with my mate. He looks the part.. goes to Jorvick etc.
A few of my friends been on Vikings and game of thrones.
I just go for the dress up. And to swing a big axe around
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"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style Lex
On a big round bed covered in various furs!
Lexa! You have my mind running a little wild!
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And that’s where the fight for control begins D "Hence the need for a big round bed
For the sexual battle
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"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman." Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices? | |||
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"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off "A woman of high standing | |||
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"Lets be honest, we'd all be dead shortly after arriving" Very true. Although I suspect there are a few amongst our number who are intelligent/devious/cunning/manipulative enough or crazy enough to make it a year or so.. Maybe one or two exceptional learners who survive to thrive. Imagine the mischief you could create to a historical timeline if you weren't murdered on arrival and could talk your way into a position of authority? | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca. "Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on | |||
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"Ok how about a member of the ruling senate in Rome Great orgies" No.. wrong time period. I can send you to Constantinople in the Byzantium Empire. Where the Romans ruled from after Rome collapsed. They were still a Force to reckoned with, though hampered by Turks, Steppe Tribes and the Islamic World. | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on "Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. | |||
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"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off
A woman of high standing "...and low cut clothing lol | |||
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"Would love to be Vikings... .. X They was very much swingers too x" Was going to say the same | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point."Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head. | |||
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"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off
A woman of high standing
...and low cut clothing lol"Do you fix baddies? I think I've hurt my inner thigh | |||
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"Greek or Roman times reclining on a couch being fanned and fed grapes" Byzantium then | |||
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"I'd go back to 1914 - 1918 and the front line on the somme " I'm going to cry  | |||
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"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off
A woman of high standing
...and low cut clothing lol"Not too low cut, I hope, we don't want you spilling out all over the place. Wait, what am I saying, that's exactly what we all want. We should get you an ancient Cretan-style dress, the neckline was below the boobs by design. | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head."England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes. | |||
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"I'd be a medieval wench. I'd just get everyone d*unk and flash my tits for tips. " I imagine every Lord in the Land would want you serving in His lands. Or are you more tavern wench? | |||
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"I'd be a medieval wench. I'd just get everyone d*unk and flash my tits for tips. I imagine every Lord in the Land would want you serving in His lands. Or are you more tavern wench?" Tavern. Grubby pubs are much more my style. | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.
England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes."Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe? | |||
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"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x" Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry | |||
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"Hot underwear under my suit of armour. Me being a kick ass knight and all. The feel of steel and lace..I like this era. " Must... not... nitpick... armour... | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.
England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.
Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe? "No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons. | |||
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"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry "All the knights of the round table .... | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.
England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.
Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe?
No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons."So we're both right? The Iceni were wiped out by Romans. Pre Medieval period? *sweating* | |||
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"I'm not too sure I need to say lol "You can be King of the Vikings | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.
England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.
Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe?
No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons.
So we're both right? The Iceni were wiped out by Romans. Pre Medieval period? *sweating*"I don't think they were wiped out, though they definitely suffered heavy losses in the revolt. What was left merged into the rest of the Romano-British population. It was pre-medieval. | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.
England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.
Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe?
No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons.
So we're both right? The Iceni were wiped out by Romans. Pre Medieval period? *sweating*
I don't think they were wiped out, though they definitely suffered heavy losses in the revolt. What was left merged into the rest of the Romano-British population.
It was pre-medieval."Which was exactly what I was trying to say dude She couldn't be Iceni.. however cool they were.. because it's before our medieval time. | |||
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"Can I pick another one please ? ofcourse "In that case, I will be an Indian princess locked away in a Indian fort by my Maharajah, as Northern India is invaded by Ghengis and his mongol hordes ... Will Ghengis find me and rescue me ? | |||
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"I'm not too sure I need to say lol
You can be King of the Vikings ";-) ty Great Khan! I'll carve my way through blood and bone to secure my throne. May Heimdallr watch over our lives with fortunate eye | |||
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"I'm not too sure I need to say lol
You can be King of the Vikings
;-) ty Great Khan! I'll carve my way through blood and bone to secure my throne. May Heimdallr watch over our lives with fortunate eye "I'll leave your Scandy nations relatively untouched as a sweep through the Eurasian Steppe, The Middle East and Take a bite out of Europe. Tengri don't fail me now! | |||
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on "Lol well I'm sure my ancestors were that time as well, otherwise I wouldn't be here. | |||
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"Can I pick another one please ? ofcourse
In that case, I will be an Indian princess locked away in a Indian fort by my Maharajah, as Northern India is invaded by Ghengis and his mongol hordes ...
Will Ghengis find me and rescue me ?
"Hmmm the Mongols did scrap a bit with the Mughals, but your climate wasn't very agreeable. So you were left be. May have to think about a quick smash n grab out the bathtub though. How is your Karmasutra knowledge? | |||
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"Can I pick another one please ? ofcourse
In that case, I will be an Indian princess locked away in a Indian fort by my Maharajah, as Northern India is invaded by Ghengis and his mongol hordes ...
Will Ghengis find me and rescue me ?
Hmmm the Mongols did scrap a bit with the Mughals, but your climate wasn't very agreeable. So you were left be. May have to think about a quick smash n grab out the bathtub though. How is your Karmasutra knowledge?"Extensive x | |||
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"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off
A woman of high standing
...and low cut clothing lol
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"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.
Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on
Lol well I'm sure my ancestors were that time as well, otherwise I wouldn't be here. "True.. You've just had the Iceni bits bred out lol. Do you feel more akin to Iceni? Normans? Saxons? Celts? Because everyone alive today is connected through tribal assimilation of the past. Don't we all share in that culture? Whether it's Mongolian? Greek? Masai? Inuit? Maori? I play with Mongol bit on here, but I've no real favourite. Like nearly everywhere Northern European.. I'm part Mediterranean (roman Greek iberian) part Norse/Germanic. Part whatever journey my collection of surviving lines my life is made up of. I've passed on the baton as well. Two healthy son's to continue the Dynasty. | |||
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"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman. Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?" No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers | |||
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"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman. Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices? No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers "But something that DID happen right | |||
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"Ancient Rome, so I can drink fully leaded wine and be fucked senseless by Bigus Dickus. "I give up. From now on im just going to pretend all you greco/Roman lovers are saying Byzantium. | |||
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"Ancient Rome, so I can drink fully leaded wine and be fucked senseless by Bigus Dickus.
I give up.
From now on im just going to pretend all you greco/Roman lovers are saying Byzantium."Clever Dickus. | |||
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"Well based on my profile name, i dont think i was very popular in medieval times." You can say that again | |||
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"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman. Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices? No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers
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"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman. Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices? No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers
But something that DID happen right
Only when absolutely necessary and carefully controlled in order to minimise/eradicate the pain and distress of those involved. "Yeeeahh.. warrevva | |||
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"Well based on my profile name, i dont think i was very popular in medieval times. You can say that again "Im wondering if i should start a new plague, just target the unsavory types of modern day life, decrease the surplus population a bit. | |||
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"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman. Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices? No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers
But something that DID happen right
Only when absolutely necessary and carefully controlled in order to minimise/eradicate the pain and distress of those involved.
Yeeeahh.. warrevva"Be careful Khan or I’ll turn my wand on you and you’ll find out just what I'm capable of | |||
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"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman. Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices? No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers
But something that DID happen right
Only when absolutely necessary and carefully controlled in order to minimise/eradicate the pain and distress of those involved.
Yeeeahh.. warrevva
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"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life. Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice. "Off to write a ballad of courtly desire | |||
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"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life. Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.
Off to write a ballad of courtly desire""Estella, oh Estel-la may I be your bed fella?" | |||
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"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life. Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.
Off to write a ballad of courtly desire"I’m already lusting intently for you. | |||
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"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry
All the knights of the round table .... "you rang sire? | |||
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"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life. Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.
Off to write a ballad of courtly desire
"Estella, oh Estel-la may I be your bed fella?""I may delicately brush the tips of my fingers across the soft skin that meets the tops of my willowy legs and think for some time on you, my lord. | |||
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"Ancient Rome, so I can drink fully leaded wine and be fucked senseless by Bigus Dickus.
I give up.
From now on im just going to pretend all you greco/Roman lovers are saying Byzantium."biggus dikkus? | |||
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"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry
All the knights of the round table .... you rang sire?"we need some wenches to have on the round table | |||
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My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao | |||
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"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life. Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.
Off to write a ballad of courtly desire
"Estella, oh Estel-la may I be your bed fella?"
I may delicately brush the tips of my fingers across the soft skin that meets the tops of my willowy legs and think for some time on you, my lord."One thinks one may have ejaculate prematurely | |||
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"I'd be Helen of Troy, she who launched a thousand erections and God bless all who sail in me. "*Ghengis makes a beeline for Athens and Rome* Time to put a stop to all this Ancient History rubbish | |||
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"I would be a viking shield maiden
My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao "Show me your Shieldmaiden war/sex face | |||
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"Think I'd be lady Godiva.... On a horse and fucking off.... Possibly not naked... Too many wobbly bits" Like a Clothed Female, Naked Male kind of Godiva? | |||
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"I would be a viking shield maiden
My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao
Show me your Shieldmaiden war/sex face"I fully support this endeavour | |||
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"I would be a viking shield maiden
My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao
Show me your Shieldmaiden war/sex face
I fully support this endeavour "Haha I don't share those faces with just anyone you know you would need to prove that you are worthy of me bestowing it upon you!!!
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"Would try to be somewhere civilised so Persia during the Islamic Golden Age would be a good choice. Leading lights in arts, mathematics, medicine, philosophy, etc. Would all come to an end with the arrival of that Genghis chap who decided it would be good to wipe most of the population out." I think the Persians had changed by that period. More a combination of the Abbyssid Caliphate and various Shahs and Rulers of smaller Islamic Sheikdoms. I like your style though, although Ancient, the Persians were a very long lasting and tolerant Empire compared to their more barbaric peers and predecessors. | |||
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"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings" My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back. | |||
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"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back." *crofters* Critters was better | |||
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"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back. *crofters* Critters was better "Haha yes ... critters The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers | |||
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"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back. *crofters* Critters was better
Haha yes ... critters
The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers"We need to be careful, could start giving away surnames lol | |||
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"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back. *crofters* Critters was better
Haha yes ... critters
The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers
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"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back. *crofters* Critters was better
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Haha yes ... critters
The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers
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"Nordic raider as my heritage is norsegael and when I took lessons in axe throwing I seemed to pick it up unnervingly quickly " Funnily enough, seem to be adept at archery, with the heritage combination of clansmen and arrow makers | |||
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"Nordic raider as my heritage is norsegael and when I took lessons in axe throwing I seemed to pick it up unnervingly quickly Funnily enough, seem to be adept at archery, with the heritage combination of clansmen and arrow makers" wasn't to bad at that either. My heritage also includes Scottish and Cumbria but mostly Irish and norse | |||
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"Shit life as a woman, I would be a male ta "What makes you say this? I would def not want to be a man lol xx | |||
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"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap! Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times! In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind? If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "Go Anglo Saxon (730AD) women had equal rights with men, and no gender demarcation as to jobs.you had the right to pick your husband and could Divorce him too. | |||
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"Well if you have Bill and Ted for mates you could visit all era's. Royal ugly dudes. " I wish | |||
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"As it happens, we are medieval reenactors, so we would be an Earl and Countess in in England during the latter part of the Hundred years war. (pics on our profile)" Let me know if you need an Italian mercenary | |||
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"As it happens, we are medieval reenactors, so we would be an Earl and Countess in in England during the latter part of the Hundred years war. (pics on our profile) Let me know if you need an Italian mercenary "Well we currently have a Navaresse mercenary in our household, so no reason we shouldn't have an Italian too. | |||
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"I would want to wield my sword like Brienne ... no mamby pamby girly stuff for me thank you "Joan of Arc? | |||
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"Shit life as a woman, I would be a male ta "Actually life as a woman wasn't shit at all until patriarchal religions came in and deemed us all to be nothing more than prostitutes and then burned the outspoken ones as witches. | |||
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"If you saw Caroline fighting with her longsword you'd soon realise we don't do namby pamby. (Dave has actually won a few full contact tournaments too)" I've had a go at melee sparring. It's shocking how easy it is to make a fatal mistake against a skilled opponent. Makes the style of fighting I'm accustomed to much more palatable and humane (small arms modern warfare). I'd opt for mounted archers everytime. Who wants to risk getting your arms lobbed off or an axe in the shoulderblades? Fuuuuuck that shiyyyyt. | |||
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"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style Lex "vikings were mad! Sat in scandinavia through the long cold winter, then when the weather got nice they went out in small boats on rough sea... Think I would be a Bavarian baron given the choice | |||
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Actually life as a woman wasn't shit at all until patriarchal religions came in and deemed us all to be nothing more than prostitutes and then burned the outspoken ones as witches. "I think anyone with internet access to Fab in the middle ages would probably get burned as witches | |||
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"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style Lex vikings were mad! Sat in scandinavia through the long cold winter, then when the weather got nice they went out in small boats on rough sea...
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