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I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
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Ride it out, symptoms will fade in a few days.... |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Ride it out, symptoms will fade in a few days.... "
I'm on it  |
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"There is only one cure I’ve found. Getting off the dog and bone and playing now you see it now you don’t with the bone."
Unfortunately it’s not a permanent cure as it returns very soon after a good game of ‘now you see it now you don’t’ |
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"Iv been suffering about a year you know its bad when you gear your phone contract to get extra data just to account for it 
Laughing out again here..cant shake the symptoms.."
Need to set up fa meetings i think  |
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"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure. "
I belive an injections of vitamin D can help treat the problem
If it persists you may need to snuffle a truffle |
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"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure.
We can all go down together "
Upon digging up the mass grave in millenia to come, all the skulls buried in the pelvis bones. |
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"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure.
I belive an injections of vitamin D can help treat the problem
If it persists you may need to snuffle a truffle "
Im not to good with needles is there another way to get the Big D in me. |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Ride it out, symptoms will fade in a few days.... "
I have zero chance of this thank goodness ... A year ago I might have answered very differently though |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
"
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me? |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me? "
Have an organism!  |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?
Have an organism! "
Deliberate mistake!
I love organisms!  |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?
Have an organism!
Deliberate mistake!
I love organisms! "
I live in hope of an organism  |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?
Have an organism!
Deliberate mistake!
I love organisms!
I live in hope of an organism "
Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!
I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator! |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?
Have an organism!
Deliberate mistake!
I love organisms!
I live in hope of an organism
Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!
I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator! "
 . I hope she has a separate one to brush her teeth! |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
"
I think its catching.
The only cure is to indulge. 
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?
Have an organism!
Deliberate mistake!
I love organisms!
I live in hope of an organism
Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!
I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator!
. I hope she has a separate one to brush her teeth! "
No idea! I’ll ask! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?
Have an organism!
Deliberate mistake!
I love organisms!
I live in hope of an organism
Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!
I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator!
. I hope she has a separate one to brush her teeth!
No idea! I’ll ask! "
You so would too  ! |
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"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include
*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.
* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.
* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.
Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?
Love this!
Definitely have it!
Beware of unpleasant side effects though:
Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);
Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;
Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;
Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me? "
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