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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

..... "

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

I was about to say the very same thing! What DO they do with cocktail glasses in porn

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

Yep. I feel like a porn noob. Sorry Op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

Yep. I feel like a porn noob. Sorry Op."

Perhaps I should give the porn a rest ... someone google gokkun while I go and hide in the porn addicts corner

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

Yep. I feel like a porn noob. Sorry Op.

Perhaps I should give the porn a rest ... someone google gokkun while I go and hide in the porn addicts corner

I’m going in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

..... "
huh

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Fuck. I've never seen that before. I thought I was quite sexually open minded and watched a lot of different porn. Clearly not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

Yep. I feel like a porn noob. Sorry Op.

Perhaps I should give the porn a rest ... someone google gokkun while I go and hide in the porn addicts corner

I’m going in.

Wear a space suit, you don't know what you may find.....

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Ahhh it’s what I thought it might be.

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple over a year ago

coventry

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

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When you cheer on the people buy name

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I can’t believe you’ve never seen a woman drink a cocktail glass full of cum !

But then the vast majority of women on fab hate cum so I’m not surprised .

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Fuck. I've never seen that before. I thought I was quite sexually open minded and watched a lot of different porn. Clearly not.

Ironically I have a vid from C doing this for me!

Not in a cocktail glass.

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By *lor2Woman over a year ago

London

I have watch a creampie gangbang and all the extra semen that comes out extra when she is full inside goes to a “ cocktail glass “then she is made to drink it all at the end..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

When you cheer on the people buy name "

Lol...

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I can’t believe you’ve never seen a woman drink a cocktail glass full of cum !

But then the vast majority of women on fab hate cum so I’m not surprised ."

I love cum. I'd just not seen a woman drink a cocktail glass full of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cocktail glass is for amateurs, you should see that video of the guy and a jam jar

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I can’t believe you’ve never seen a woman drink a cocktail glass full of cum !

But then the vast majority of women on fab hate cum so I’m not surprised ."

I make men drink.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Fuck. I've never seen that before. I thought I was quite sexually open minded and watched a lot of different porn. Clearly not.

Ironically I have a vid from C doing this for me!

Not in a cocktail glass. "

Do you?! That's...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant think of any sort of drinking vessel and sex/wanking together Im afraid

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Fuck. I've never seen that before. I thought I was quite sexually open minded and watched a lot of different porn. Clearly not.

Ironically I have a vid from C doing this for me!

Not in a cocktail glass.

Do you?! That's...

Whisky slammers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you come across Cheerios being eaten out of a girl's ass, there was milk too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

..... "

Every time you see the word "exotic" you automatically read it as "erotic".

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

from a glass can be sexy. I like it.

You know you watch too much porn when you think 2 is not an even number

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

You know you watch too much porn when....you get a Japanese man naked and wonder where the pixelation is.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You have to buy a data stick so that you don't fill up the memory on the hard drive of your p.c.

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

You know you watch too much porn ... when you’re on the bus , a Japanese women gets on , and you expect her to be gang banged without anyone else batting an eyelid .

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

When you see someone in slightly fleash coloured clothing and think they're naked and nearly crash the car

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"You know you watch too much porn when....you get a Japanese man naked and wonder where the pixelation is."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know you watch too much porn ... when you’re on the bus , a Japanese women gets on , and you expect her to be gang banged without anyone else batting an eyelid ."

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How rude lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

These are really making me chuckle... I can relate

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know you watch too much porn ... when you’re on the bus , a Japanese women gets on , and you expect her to be gang banged without anyone else batting an eyelid ."

Marica Hase is my girlfriend at the moment

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By *moothCriminal_xMan over a year ago

Redditch

"You know you watch too much porn ... when you’re on the bus , a Japanese women gets on , and you expect her to be gang banged without anyone else batting an eyelid .

Marica Hase is my girlfriend at the moment

When you have to emergency break the car and the seatbelt gags you and you shout out "thank you daddy"....

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By *moothCriminal_xMan over a year ago

Redditch

"You know you watch too much porn ... when you’re on the bus , a Japanese women gets on , and you expect her to be gang banged without anyone else batting an eyelid ."

Genius!

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"You know you watch too much porn ... when you’re on the bus , a Japanese women gets on , and you expect her to be gang banged without anyone else batting an eyelid .

Marica Hase is my girlfriend at the moment

She’s lovely

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know you watch too much porn ... when you’re on the bus , a Japanese women gets on , and you expect her to be gang banged without anyone else batting an eyelid .

Marica Hase is my girlfriend at the moment

She’s lovely

Absolutely, she's my screensaver on ma p.c.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start to actually believe your neighbour is just gonna randomly knock on your door dressed to the nines and then proceed to fuck your brains out.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

You have a constant stream of tradesmen visit your home, whilst draped in a towel, wearing your 12" high heels.

You take time off work, when the window cleaner is due, whilst keeping your bedroom curtains open and your toys busy

You don't attend interviews for career progression, nor wear executive clothing, when skimpy beach wear is so versatile

Any young tourist approaching you asking for help in public obviously doesn't know the English for cum guzzler, taxi ride shag, so give them both.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

When you see Gokkun mentioned and know what it is.

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"When you start to actually believe your neighbour is just gonna randomly knock on your door dressed to the nines and then proceed to fuck your brains out."

what are you saying? this isn't gonna happen lol ohh pants I watch to much porn

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I pull up at the Supermarket and there’s a guy sat in the next car alone, i’m automatically avoiding eye contact in case he’s having a tug.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have watch a creampie gangbang and all the extra semen that comes out extra when she is full inside goes to a “ cocktail glass “then she is made to drink it all at the end..

"
i feel ill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

..... "

lol you must be thinking bukkak not that i watch that i just heard about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you see Gokkun mentioned and know what it is."

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"When you see Gokkun mentioned and know what it is.

Whenever I close my eyes and see them thigh round my neck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you see Gokkun mentioned and know what it is.

Whenever I close my eyes and see them thigh round my neck "

Sounds like song lyrics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it drops off

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"When you see Gokkun mentioned and know what it is.

Whenever I close my eyes and see them thigh round my neck

Sounds like song lyrics?

It's a problem lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

..... "

You see a woman with glasses on and just smile to yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

..... "

You know you watch too much porn when...you see a black leather couch somewhere and the last thing on your mind is to ask yourself is it comfy and nice or not.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS over a year ago

hot wife

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS over a year ago

hot wife

"[Removed by poster at 28/04/19 17:45:14]"
a jam jar I've d*unk it from a pint glass x

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

When you aim the squirty cream at your wife's face instead of the Apple pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Laughing so hard at these!!! found my people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you watch too much porn when you fast forward through the naughty bits on GOT to see the dragons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you pull a sickie because you cannot see and your dehydration level is through the roof, plus it turns into the Ian Beale I’ve got nothing left moment and your drip dried haha!!

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By *issScarlett25Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

"When you see Gokkun mentioned and know what it is.

Not many do

Its my fetish

But get more messages thinking im meaning some dragon ball z stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you've completed xhamster.

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By *iltshiregentMan over a year ago

Calne

Whtb yuur syruggle to see as wrll ad you usrd to bit hafr foteatms likr Popeyw...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The word step sister has all kinds of dodgy connotations....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The word step sister has all kinds of dodgy connotations....

"
step anything

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The word step sister has all kinds of dodgy connotations....

step anything"

Step ladder?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you're filling the car up with fuel, just before it comes out the hose, you pull it outbof the filler neck and spray petrol / diesel all over the side of the car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The word step sister has all kinds of dodgy connotations....

step anything

Step ladder?

"
like a grave walker shiver

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

When you type a kiss at the end of a message, and it auto fills xhamster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you type a kiss at the end of a message, and it auto fills xhamster "

This!!!

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you type a kiss at the end of a message, and it auto fills xhamster "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me too much is when you start to get bored of it and you can't get in the mood.

Same things over and over it gets tedious and repetitive.

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

You watch to end to see how the story pans out.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

When you keep getting letters from your Internet service provider saying you taking the micky out of the fair use policy on their unlimited broadband.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start to recognize the same men in the videos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know you watch too much porn when you type in the first letter of said porn site on your phone and it comes up! (That could also be said for here too when I type in F!)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

You discover that the global configuration of the internet is based upon your home location in the middle of nowhere, after switching to ultra high definition content.

News channels the world over contact you to comment on any story in any way connected to porn.

Googles share price drops, losing $billions off their value, after you announce on social media you are no longer to search for and view porn.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Most local pizza delivery guys lost their virginity to you

You assume average cock size is 10" plus

You complain to Thomas Cook that no one was fucking in or around the holiday swimming pool

Whenever you make a mistake at work, you bend over, expecting to be spanked and fucked

You walk the streets looking lost day and night, and always accept lifts from guys looking like shady taxi drivers. You immediately start undressing from your tight, skimpy outfit the moment you get in and won't have any money on you

You readily accept to wear a blindfold from anyone you don't know - if you're a guy, you have no doubts whatsoever that once blindfolded, the person groping you is female.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know you watch too much porn when you type in the first letter of said porn site on your phone and it comes up! (That could also be said for here too when I type in F!) "

Likewise

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

Yep. I feel like a porn noob. Sorry Op.

Perhaps I should give the porn a rest ... someone google gokkun while I go and hide in the porn addicts corner

I'll see you in the corner...I got you straight away, OP! Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you get friction burns on your cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When google suggests porn hub !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you see someone in slightly fleash coloured clothing and think they're naked and nearly crash the car "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... You see a cocktail glass and the last thing you think about is drinking cocktails out of it

Your turn

.....

Obviously I don’t watch enough porn (I do; lots) as I have no idea what you’re thinking of other than drinking cocktails out of cocktail glasses?

Confused.

Yep. I feel like a porn noob. Sorry Op.

Perhaps I should give the porn a rest ... someone google gokkun while I go and hide in the porn addicts corner

Me too! I knew exactly what you meant ...oh dear lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You type an on laptop and auto predict comes up with anal

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple over a year ago

Oakham

"When you start to actually believe your neighbour is just gonna randomly knock on your door dressed to the nines and then proceed to fuck your brains out.

what are you saying? this isn't gonna happen lol ohh pants I watch to much porn

Oh so im safe to come out from behind the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start to get stomach pains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look at your hot neighbour and expect her to seduce you.....

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By *illingVicMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"I can’t believe you’ve never seen a woman drink a cocktail glass full of cum !

But then the vast majority of women on fab hate cum so I’m not surprised .

I make men drink. "

Stopped reading the thread when I got to this! I don’t need to continue, my day is complete!

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By *ndy0001Man over a year ago

leeds

Deliver a pizza and expect the householder to suck my cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Viewing a house and expecting the agent to seduce me

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

See a kitchen table and check its potential sturdiness....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol ??

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"You know you watch too much porn when you type in the first letter of said porn site on your phone and it comes up! (That could also be said for here too when I type in F!) "

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

... when yer wife finds yer cum in the bed and she complains it isn’t inside her! Awkward!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

When yer wife stops just before you cum and asks why on earth you’re screaming for Brandy?

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By *arry_UkMan over a year ago

birmimgham

"I have watch a creampie gangbang and all the extra semen that comes out extra when she is full inside goes to a “ cocktail glass “then she is made to drink it all at the end..

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

... when on a country walk you start looking for secluded spots where you could film a good porn scene! Making sure to be just near enough to some stables with hot chicks passing on horseback while being far enough from the regular dog-walking fraternity!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

... when you go to the local pizza joint and you wonder why the hot chick behind the counter isn’t trying to take you to a back room for a quickie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get your kit off every time you order a pizza delivery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck. I've never seen that before. I thought I was quite sexually open minded and watched a lot of different porn. Clearly not.

Haha I'm with you on that one.. I need more alternative porn viewing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You expect to get laid in every london taxi!!

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By *horehouseprincessWoman over a year ago

small town near Munich

When you order pizza because you are horny not hungry

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When your car gets hand washed and you're suprised no one rubs their soapy boobs on your windscreen.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

When you’re paying for the shopping at Waitrose and wink at the sexy chick behind the counter. Then you are surprised when she doesn’t lick her lips, grab your cock, apologise to the customers behind you and suck you till you cum!

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