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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Putting shards of glass & barbed wire along the top of your yard wall
You don't see much of that any more do you ? "
My old man used rusty nails. Yeah you used to see that quite a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol...I read it wrong...I’m cracking up here 
What did you read it as you plum?
Back to front...I wanted “supermarket shopping” to become illegal  "
Ah I see. That would perhaps have been a better one. The other way round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Putting shards of glass & barbed wire along the top of your yard wall
You don't see much of that any more do you ?
Is that actually illegal then?"
Yes because because intent to cause injury. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Putting shards of glass & barbed wire along the top of your yard wall
You don't see much of that any more do you ?
Is that actually illegal then?
Yes because because intent to cause injury."
Hmm shouldn’t be illegal on your own property.
Agreed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol...I read it wrong...I’m cracking up here
What did you read it as you plum?
Back to front...I wanted “supermarket shopping” to become illegal
Ah I see. That would perhaps have been a better one. The other way round "
And shoe shops too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
 . Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police 
Today I am the police "
Right about now Fab court is in full effect.
Judge Nora presiding in the case of Ghengis versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Gemini, Khan Cube and Princess muthafuckin Peach.
Order order order. Khan Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your Fab ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young Fabber got it bad cuz I'm round.
And not the other shapes so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a site supporters badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I am a pothead
With a little bit of redeye and cheesy threads.
Searchin my account, lookin for the product
Thinkin every toker is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Rubidoux having better giggle fits than all 'o you
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow cock the way you oughta.
I don't know if they freaky or what
Search a fabber down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without the authority they can't get none
But don't let it be a furry, gobby Ghengis one.
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Mod police showin out for the Nora cop
Khan Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a bossy uniform
Just cuz I'm from the WR1, punk police are afraid of.. no-one.
A young Fabber on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, telling people off in the Forum
Yo Nora! How'd ya like my decorum? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cannabis
On the fence
Agreed for medicinal purposes
Adults should have a choice whether to use it or not, we aren't babies FFS, oh I don't use it btw"
Personally I am very anti-drugs so for me it’s denied sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Putting shards of glass & barbed wire along the top of your yard wall
You don't see much of that any more do you ?
Is that actually illegal then?
Yes because because intent to cause injury.
Hmm shouldn’t be illegal on your own property.
Agreed "
We have that on the back wall of our rented. It’s illegal to do it now. If it’s been done before a certain date it’s fine, but if remedial work is needed it needs to be taken down and made “safe” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
Right about now Fab court is in full effect.
Judge Nora presiding in the case of Ghengis versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Gemini, Khan Cube and Princess muthafuckin Peach.
Order order order. Khan Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your Fab ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young Fabber got it bad cuz I'm round.
And not the other shapes so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a site supporters badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I am a pothead
With a little bit of redeye and cheesy threads.
Searchin my account, lookin for the product
Thinkin every toker is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Rubidoux having better giggle fits than all 'o you
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow cock the way you oughta.
I don't know if they freaky or what
Search a fabber down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without the authority they can't get none
But don't let it be a furry, gobby Ghengis one.
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Mod police showin out for the Nora cop
Khan Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a bossy uniform
Just cuz I'm from the WR1, punk police are afraid of.. no-one.
A young Fabber on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, telling people off in the Forum
Yo Nora! How'd ya like my decorum?"
Lol. Wtf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
Right about now Fab court is in full effect.
Judge Nora presiding in the case of Ghengis versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Gemini, Khan Cube and Princess muthafuckin Peach.
Order order order. Khan Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your Fab ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young Fabber got it bad cuz I'm round.
And not the other shapes so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a site supporters badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I am a pothead
With a little bit of redeye and cheesy threads.
Searchin my account, lookin for the product
Thinkin every toker is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Rubidoux having better giggle fits than all 'o you
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow cock the way you oughta.
I don't know if they freaky or what
Search a fabber down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without the authority they can't get none
But don't let it be a furry, gobby Ghengis one.
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Mod police showin out for the Nora cop
Khan Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a bossy uniform
Just cuz I'm from the WR1, punk police are afraid of.. no-one.
A young Fabber on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, telling people off in the Forum
Yo Nora! How'd ya like my decorum?
Lol. Wtf? "
First bit of NWA Fuck the Police song. Got bored and swapped some words. |
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
Right about now Fab court is in full effect.
Judge Nora presiding in the case of Ghengis versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Gemini, Khan Cube and Princess muthafuckin Peach.
Order order order. Khan Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your Fab ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young Fabber got it bad cuz I'm round.
And not the other shapes so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a site supporters badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I am a pothead
With a little bit of redeye and cheesy threads.
Searchin my account, lookin for the product
Thinkin every toker is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Rubidoux having better giggle fits than all 'o you
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow cock the way you oughta.
I don't know if they freaky or what
Search a fabber down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without the authority they can't get none
But don't let it be a furry, gobby Ghengis one.
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Mod police showin out for the Nora cop
Khan Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a bossy uniform
Just cuz I'm from the WR1, punk police are afraid of.. no-one.
A young Fabber on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, telling people off in the Forum
Yo Nora! How'd ya like my decorum?"
With a bit of base and a bit of the other I reckon that could be a right good tune  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
Right about now Fab court is in full effect.
Judge Nora presiding in the case of Ghengis versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Gemini, Khan Cube and Princess muthafuckin Peach.
Order order order. Khan Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your Fab ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young Fabber got it bad cuz I'm round.
And not the other shapes so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a site supporters badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I am a pothead
With a little bit of redeye and cheesy threads.
Searchin my account, lookin for the product
Thinkin every toker is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Rubidoux having better giggle fits than all 'o you
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow cock the way you oughta.
I don't know if they freaky or what
Search a fabber down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without the authority they can't get none
But don't let it be a furry, gobby Ghengis one.
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Mod police showin out for the Nora cop
Khan Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a bossy uniform
Just cuz I'm from the WR1, punk police are afraid of.. no-one.
A young Fabber on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, telling people off in the Forum
Yo Nora! How'd ya like my decorum?
With a bit of base and a bit of the other I reckon that could be a right good tune "
https://youtu.be/c5fts7bj-so
Needs a bit of this.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
Right about now Fab court is in full effect.
Judge Nora presiding in the case of Ghengis versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Gemini, Khan Cube and Princess muthafuckin Peach.
Order order order. Khan Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your Fab ass?
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young Fabber got it bad cuz I'm round.
And not the other shapes so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a site supporters badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I am a pothead
With a little bit of redeye and cheesy threads.
Searchin my account, lookin for the product
Thinkin every toker is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Rubidoux having better giggle fits than all 'o you
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow cock the way you oughta.
I don't know if they freaky or what
Search a fabber down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without the authority they can't get none
But don't let it be a furry, gobby Ghengis one.
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Mod police showin out for the Nora cop
Khan Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a bossy uniform
Just cuz I'm from the WR1, punk police are afraid of.. no-one.
A young Fabber on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, telling people off in the Forum
Yo Nora! How'd ya like my decorum?
Lol. Wtf?
First bit of NWA Fuck the Police song. Got bored and swapped some words."
Ah ok. Not one I have on my playlist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking a baseball bat to the head of someone illegally entering your property regardless of whether they are carrying a weapon.
Agreed "
Whaaaaaaat? He's allowed to swing to kill.. and I'm not allowed to relax?
I'm running away from this police State |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on. ive been banned for saying less
tobacco?"
Ah but that’s not illegal. Enough of that talk I don’t wanna get anyone banned it was a bit of fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Killing people who try to talk to strangers on public transport ."
You Northerners are always banging on that us “unfriendly” Southerners don’t do that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Keeping hot men chained in your attic for your sexual pleasure
You really should let them go they've suffered enough."
I am looking to replace them soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should be allowed to rabbit punch the person in front of you in the queue when they wait to be served to then take 7 mins to find their pursue and count their change out"
Agreed |
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Prostitution 100% this can be done in a more tasteful way, regulated properly, no more girls on the streets, get rid of the pimps, taxes collected on takings, luckily I don’t need to use one, but there are people in sexless marriages, some people are married to someone who may longer is able to have sex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prostitution 100% this can be done in a more tasteful way, regulated properly, no more girls on the streets, get rid of the pimps, taxes collected on takings, luckily I don’t need to use one, but there are people in sexless marriages, some people are married to someone who may longer is able to have sex. "
Absolutely agreed . But regulated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prostitution 100% this can be done in a more tasteful way, regulated properly, no more girls on the streets, get rid of the pimps, taxes collected on takings, luckily I don’t need to use one, but there are people in sexless marriages, some people are married to someone who may longer is able to have sex. "
Prostitution is legal.
Its only illegal to street walk.
It is taxable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prostitution 100% this can be done in a more tasteful way, regulated properly, no more girls on the streets, get rid of the pimps, taxes collected on takings, luckily I don’t need to use one, but there are people in sexless marriages, some people are married to someone who may longer is able to have sex.
Prostitution is legal.
Its only illegal to street walk.
It is taxable "
Brothels aren’t legal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We should be allowed to abuse people on the forums who post song lyrics, and the people who quote them.
(Fab illegal)"
Denied . My statuses when I do them are always song lyrics |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Taking a baseball bat to the head of someone illegally entering your property regardless of whether they are carrying a weapon. "
What about being able to shoot them regardless aswell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Taking a baseball bat to the head of someone illegally entering your property regardless of whether they are carrying a weapon.
What about being able to shoot them regardless aswell "
This was what was called know your audience and filter your opinion Nora. So I shall refuse to comment on that one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed "
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Keeping hot men chained in your attic for your sexual pleasure
Never bothered Boy George"
I met boy George. A bit of useless info there.
He wasn’t in my attic though |
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? "
As soon as she sees it! She’s perhaps prepping the fab bar ready to open (Ash is away) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Keeping hot men chained in your attic for your sexual pleasure
Never bothered Boy George
I met boy George. A bit of useless info there.
He wasn’t in my attic though "
I used to love Boy George |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prostitution 100% this can be done in a more tasteful way, regulated properly, no more girls on the streets, get rid of the pimps, taxes collected on takings, luckily I don’t need to use one, but there are people in sexless marriages, some people are married to someone who may longer is able to have sex.
Prostitution is legal.
Its only illegal to street walk.
It is taxable
Brothels aren’t legal "
No because they are pimping and a massive source if exploitation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Re open town centers for cars fecking nightmare carrying heavy items miles to the car park coz the roads are for bus taxi and cycling "
Denied . I like no cars in town centres |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? "
o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? "
DENIED |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha "
Your asking for it you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeping hot men chained in your attic for your sexual pleasure
Never bothered Boy George
I met boy George. A bit of useless info there.
He wasn’t in my attic though
I used to love Boy George "
I still do
I think he opens his gob a bit too much to be trusted on telly tho |
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I would like to legalise "herbal cigarettes".
The reason for this is because it is the only substance, legal or otherwise, that relieves the symptoms of my mum's MS. Not only should it be legal it should be given out on prescription for people like my mum.
Why should a law abiding person in their 70's be forced into criminal behaviour just to get some respite from their medical condition? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one?
DENIED "
Hahaha 4 minutes |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are "
I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like to legalise "herbal cigarettes".
The reason for this is because it is the only substance, legal or otherwise, that relieves the symptoms of my mum's MS. Not only should it be legal it should be given out on prescription for people like my mum.
Why should a law abiding person in their 70's be forced into criminal behaviour just to get some respite from their medical condition?"
For medicinal purposes. Absolutely agreed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A kick in the shin for bus drivers who shut the door just as you get there and pull off
Denied . More fun to watch people chase the bus
Lol that was me 5 mins ago!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would seek the death penalty for one thing only. Flytipping.
Harsh but fair.
. Bit too harsh! Denied "
Ohhh I would be tempted to reconsider and deal with these knobheads! As I lover of nature I have on couple of occasions helped community groups clean up beauty spots. It's a dirty horrid job and thankful that people give up their time on a regular basis to tackle this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would seek the death penalty for one thing only. Flytipping.
Harsh but fair.
. Bit too harsh! Denied
Ohhh I would be tempted to reconsider and deal with these knobheads! As I lover of nature I have on couple of occasions helped community groups clean up beauty spots. It's a dirty horrid job and thankful that people give up their time on a regular basis to tackle this"
I agree. A good slap and a months community service. But death is still too harsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one?
DENIED
Hahaha 4 minutes "
I’m back..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl "
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl
You can have 4 minutes "
Thanks that gives us three minutes to have a cupa and chat |
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl
You can have 4 minutes
Thanks that gives us three minutes to have a cupa and chat "
That won’t leave you long |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl
You can have 4 minutes
Thanks that gives us three minutes to have a cupa and chat
That won’t leave you long "
be the best 60 seconds she's had haha |
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"Killing people who try to talk to strangers on public transport .
Agreed. But not killing just a good slap "
Up North,I’d say it’s common to talk to strangers on public transport...clues in the name! Too many miserable sods about! |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Killing people who try to talk to strangers on public transport .
Agreed. But not killing just a good slap
Up North,I’d say it’s common to talk to strangers on public transport...clues in the name! Too many miserable sods about!"
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl
You can have 4 minutes
Thanks that gives us three minutes to have a cupa and chat
That won’t leave you long be the best 60 seconds she's had haha "
That just made me laugh...lol... |
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By *exsibonCouple
over a year ago
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"I would seek the death penalty for one thing only. Flytipping.
Harsh but fair.
. Bit too harsh! Denied
Ohhh I would be tempted to reconsider and deal with these knobheads! As I lover of nature I have on couple of occasions helped community groups clean up beauty spots. It's a dirty horrid job and thankful that people give up their time on a regular basis to tackle this
I agree. A good slap and a months community service. But death is still too harsh "
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"I would seek the death penalty for one thing only. Flytipping.
Harsh but fair.
. Bit too harsh! Denied
Ohhh I would be tempted to reconsider and deal with these knobheads! As I lover of nature I have on couple of occasions helped community groups clean up beauty spots. It's a dirty horrid job and thankful that people give up their time on a regular basis to tackle this
I agree. A good slap and a months community service. But death is still too harsh
OK, I'll meet you halfway. If you do not allow the death penalty, then we should agree on a bit of amputation instead (ideally their brain). "
Deal! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl
You can have 4 minutes
Thanks that gives us three minutes to have a cupa and chat "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm tokin' on.
. Denied
Boooooooo!!! Fuck the Police
Today I am the police
O can I fuck the police today then
Agreed
How many minutes shall we give cheeky to come and stick a denied on this one? o it won't be long for that to happen new we should have put her overboard the ark haha
Your asking for it you are I know I'm asking but you keep popping up and denying it pmsl
You can have 4 minutes
Thanks that gives us three minutes to have a cupa and chat
Rolf "
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By *exsibonCouple
over a year ago
Winchester and Brussels |
"I would seek the death penalty for one thing only. Flytipping.
Harsh but fair.
. Bit too harsh! Denied
Ohhh I would be tempted to reconsider and deal with these knobheads! As I lover of nature I have on couple of occasions helped community groups clean up beauty spots. It's a dirty horrid job and thankful that people give up their time on a regular basis to tackle this
I agree. A good slap and a months community service. But death is still too harsh
OK, I'll meet you halfway. If you do not allow the death penalty, then we should agree on a bit of amputation instead (ideally their brain).
Deal! "
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker"
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved. |
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over a year ago
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"I would seek the death penalty for one thing only. Flytipping.
Harsh but fair.
. Bit too harsh! Denied
Ohhh I would be tempted to reconsider and deal with these knobheads! As I lover of nature I have on couple of occasions helped community groups clean up beauty spots. It's a dirty horrid job and thankful that people give up their time on a regular basis to tackle this
I agree. A good slap and a months community service. But death is still too harsh
OK, I'll meet you halfway. If you do not allow the death penalty, then we should agree on a bit of amputation instead (ideally their brain).
Deal!
Thank you, your honour. "
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved. "
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved. "
Annoying little bastard isn’t a mental condition |
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved.
Annoying little bastard isn’t a mental condition "
Ok I’ll leave it there I think. |
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved.
Annoying little bastard isn’t a mental condition "
You’d be surprised how often it is. |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved.
Annoying little bastard isn’t a mental condition
Ok I’ll leave it there I think. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved.
Annoying little bastard isn’t a mental condition
Ok I’ll leave it there I think. deep breaths is all I will say "
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker
Agreed for the music
Denied for the children . Children with mental issues are too often mistaken for noisy and badly behaved.
Annoying little bastard isn’t a mental condition
Ok I’ll leave it there I think. deep breaths is all I will say "
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"Mandatory use of volume controlled shock collars on noisy or badly behaved children and people listening to R‘n’B/Rap in public on a crappy phone speaker"
That’s not very nice |
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"Doing more than 70 on the motorway.
Agreed 80 "
Especially whilst government investment in infrastructure, including roads, is insufficient and modern vehicle safety and when present stopping distances are already better than when road speeds were established. |
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"I would like the blood alcohol limit reducing to zero. If you have a drink (no matter how little) you don’t drive
J x"
Difficult one having it as zero. Could still be a tiny bit from the day before showing.
Denied sorry |
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"Doing more than 70 on the motorway.
Agreed 80
Especially whilst government investment in infrastructure, including roads, is insufficient and modern vehicle safety and when present stopping distances are already better than when road speeds were established. "
Actual fact. Stopping distances (315ft at 70mph) are based on a Ford anglia (Harry potters flying car).... |
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good"
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x |
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over a year ago
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x"
The exact reasons for my answers . |
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"I would like the blood alcohol limit reducing to zero. If you have a drink (no matter how little) you don’t drive
J x
Difficult one having it as zero. Could still be a tiny bit from the day before showing.
Denied sorry "
Then don’t drink the night before driving? Of reduce it from 35 to 22 like Scotland? Or all vehicles should have a breathalyser? A relative was killed by someone driving over the limit
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x"
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know |
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know "
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know
Alright smartarse . Do I need to remind you who’s the judge here?"
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know "
Downloading isn’t my area of law so I’ll have to take your word for it.
My eldest has just passed their test - therefore the roads are not safe
Not all dogs have microchips. Or owners that keep them updated. Or owners that insure them. |
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over a year ago
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know
Alright smartarse . Do I need to remind you who’s the judge here? leaves the room with tail between the legs ssoorryy "
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know
Alright smartarse . Do I need to remind you who’s the judge here? leaves the room with tail between the legs ssoorryy
Over my knee young man "
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know
Alright smartarse . Do I need to remind you who’s the judge here? leaves the room with tail between the legs ssoorryy
Over my knee young man
I've told you I'm no walk over I will give you a run for your money "
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over a year ago
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know
Alright smartarse . Do I need to remind you who’s the judge here? leaves the room with tail between the legs ssoorryy
Over my knee young man
I've told you I'm no walk over I will give you a run for your money
Aye and he,s runs like a whippet! "
Hello stranger I only run when you have Alan |
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"Downloading movies,shows and music
Going over the speed limit
Not having a dog licence
1 - denied
2 - denied
3 - agreed
Well this isn't good
Why not?
1 - The people/studios that write/produce the films/shows/music deserve monetary recognition for their work - would you work for free?
2 - The speed limit saves lives
3 - Dog licences work in other countries & keep people & other animals safe. The licences could also be linked to insurance. Any responsible owner wouldn’t object
J x
Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
Speed limits have never changed for years while cars have evolved safer a lot better braking system's don't get me wrong built up areas should stay the same but duel carage ways and motorways I think should be faster
All dogs have microchips now so all who need to know the owners details will know
Alright smartarse . Do I need to remind you who’s the judge here? leaves the room with tail between the legs ssoorryy
Over my knee young man
I've told you I'm no walk over I will give you a run for your money
Aye and he,s runs like a whippet!
Hello stranger I only run when you have Alan "
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"You should be allowed to rabbit punch the person in front of you in the queue when they wait to be served to then take 7 mins to find their pursue and count their change out
Agreed "
And me some even have to check every pocket until they find their card |
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Downloading is actually illegal however it isn't illegal to stream at present you pay for the service of your Internet therefore why not stream
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Streaming is downloading.
You are still illegally making a copy.
But the law in the uk is the max fine is the price of the item you copied so not worth persuing.
Uploading however ie torrents they can come after you for every single copy in the whole group which can be tens of thousands |
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