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over a year ago
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Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments. "
No.
No.
And uhmmmmmmmmmmm No. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments.
No.
No.
And uhmmmmmmmmmmm No."
Challenge accepted. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't got two trees sufficiently close together, but far enough apart to attach said hammock to."
Plant them now and in 30 years you could be kicking back in a hammock. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm....no I cant say I've ever felt the need for a hammock.
But if you think it will make you happy, go on treat yourself"
Could you help me get out when I’m done ? |
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"Hmmmm....no I cant say I've ever felt the need for a hammock.
But if you think it will make you happy, go on treat yourself
Could you help me get out when I’m done ?"
No no...where the fun in that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't ever mention me and my threads again........... Ever!!
My hob ring one filled up, I think this one could go the distance.  "
Is this an alpha male thing, are we to expect the same from ghengis and that other guy who uses big words and thinks he's intelligent? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We don't have the weather to lie about much in a hammock. Unless you are a sailor or something?
What has a sailor got to do with the weather? "
They can sail to warmer climes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't ever mention me and my threads again........... Ever!!
My hob ring one filled up, I think this one could go the distance.
Is this an alpha male thing, are we to expect the same from ghengis and that other guy who uses big words and thinks he's intelligent? "
I never claimed to be an alpha male, whatever that is, I’m just seeing if I can make the most tedious topics go the distance. Who’s the guy with the big words, pull my finger ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't ever mention me and my threads again........... Ever!!
My hob ring one filled up, I think this one could go the distance.
Is this an alpha male thing, are we to expect the same from ghengis and that other guy who uses big words and thinks he's intelligent?
I never claimed to be an alpha male, whatever that is, I’m just seeing if I can make the most tedious topics go the distance. Who’s the guy with the big words, pull my finger ?"
No iv never seen pull use big words, he's more a "ey yup" kinda bloke,I can't recall his name, he can't be that important |
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
Best nights sleep you'll ever get!
I've got two! Lightweight, fantastic for your back, and surprisingly warm too.
Check out
www.ddhammocks.co.uk/
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments. "
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments. "
My bro in law has one on a stand so no need for the trees. He absolutely loves it and even tries to take it festivals as it all breaks down into manageable parts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't got two trees sufficiently close together, but far enough apart to attach said hammock to."
i got the trees but im too lazy to lay about in the yard
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't got two trees sufficiently close together, but far enough apart to attach said hammock to.i got the trees but im too lazy to lay about in the yard"
How can you be too lazy to lay about ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My hammock comes with its own wooden stand so no trees required
Also my bra looks like a hammock when it’s drying on the line ))"
Yeah, see what you mean, I could probably get in there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't got two trees sufficiently close together, but far enough apart to attach said hammock to.i got the trees but im too lazy to lay about in the yard
How can you be too lazy to lay about ?"
got skills  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a mystery to me how people get in and out of those things "
It’s quite a sight. Although nothing is quite as hilarious as me trying to get on a lilo |
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments. "
I used to have a hammock, came on its own stand, no trees required.
*somewhere, hammock purists are outraged |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s a mystery to me how people get in and out of those things
It’s quite a sight. Although nothing is quite as hilarious as me trying to get on a lilo "
I'd pay to see that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s a mystery to me how people get in and out of those things
It’s quite a sight. Although nothing is quite as hilarious as me trying to get on a lilo
I'd pay to see that"
It’s an ongoing joke with friends and family. And when I finally get on the fuckers tip me off  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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I have several camping hammocks as I love being out in nature but find the ground dwelling of tents uncomfortable.
Whilst 2 trees is the norm for hammocks there are a vast array of alternative hanging arrangements. My current favorite is a tensahedron stand which is small enough to pack into my scooters boot or top box but can mount a hammock and tarp with just a single tether point. I have had the hammock up on treeless beaches using the stand and a auger peg. |
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Confession....
I once tried to have sex in a hammock.
Two of us clambering in kept upsetting the balance.
Combined weight turned the hammock into a cocoon.
It was really uncomfortable.
Next time I'm trying it in my own. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"It’s a mystery to me how people get in and out of those things
It’s quite a sight. Although nothing is quite as hilarious as me trying to get on a lilo "
Oh those things were made to make us the entertainment for everyone else looking on |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Confession....
I once tried to have sex in a hammock.
Two of us clambering in kept upsetting the balance.
Combined weight turned the hammock into a cocoon.
It was really uncomfortable.
Next time I'm trying it in my own. "
The sex won’t be as good though. |
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"Confession....
I once tried to have sex in a hammock.
Two of us clambering in kept upsetting the balance.
Combined weight turned the hammock into a cocoon.
It was really uncomfortable.
Next time I'm trying it in my own.
The sex won’t be as good though. "
I wouldn't bet on that Babs, I'm a bit CBA with "the sex" at the moment.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s a mystery to me how people get in and out of those things
It’s quite a sight. Although nothing is quite as hilarious as me trying to get on a lilo
Oh those things were made to make us the entertainment for everyone else looking on "
They so were! But everyone else makes it look so easy!! I’m still to master this fine art! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Confession....
I once tried to have sex in a hammock.
Two of us clambering in kept upsetting the balance.
Combined weight turned the hammock into a cocoon.
It was really uncomfortable.
Next time I'm trying it in my own.
The sex won’t be as good though.
I wouldn't bet on that Babs, I'm a bit CBA with "the sex" at the moment..... "
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"Confession....
I once tried to have sex in a hammock.
Two of us clambering in kept upsetting the balance.
Combined weight turned the hammock into a cocoon.
It was really uncomfortable.
Next time I'm trying it in my own.
The sex won’t be as good though.
I wouldn't bet on that Babs, I'm a bit CBA with "the sex" at the moment.....
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I need a new job and a house move. Maybe my enthusiasm will come back.
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Confession....
I once tried to have sex in a hammock.
Two of us clambering in kept upsetting the balance.
Combined weight turned the hammock into a cocoon.
It was really uncomfortable.
Next time I'm trying it in my own.
The sex won’t be as good though.
I wouldn't bet on that Babs, I'm a bit CBA with "the sex" at the moment.....
I need a new job and a house move. Maybe my enthusiasm will come back.
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"I have a hammock, but no trees at home.
But it's great on sunny days
Do you just lay the hammock flat on the grass ?"
No, head for a local park or similar.
Haven't spent a whole night in one though. |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I have a hammock, but no trees at home.
But it's great on sunny days
Do you just lay the hammock flat on the grass ?
No, head for a local park or similar.
Haven't spent a whole night in one though."
Spending the night in one can be exciting. I often use mine in woodlands and get some wonderfully close encounters with the local wildlife. I woke up one night around 3am to a strange snorting sound to find I was surrounded by deer with the closest virtually under the tarp. Of course as soon as I moved they disappeared. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments. "
You can get hammocks on a stand from Argos, etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments.
You can get hammocks on a stand from Argos, etc."
I thought that was an urban myth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments.
You can get hammocks on a stand from Argos, etc.
I thought that was an urban myth."
What Argos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments.
You can get hammocks on a stand from Argos, etc.
I thought that was an urban myth.
What Argos?"
What? Argos?
What, Argos?
Argos???
*edit at your leisure* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Simple answer buy a hammock that comes with its own stand.
Experts warn these are still along way off!"
How's that my cousin has two ? And the internet full of them ? |
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"Simple answer buy a hammock that comes with its own stand.
Experts warn these are still along way off!
How's that my cousin has two ? And the internet full of them ?"
Are you saying the experts are wrong ? |
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"Am I the only person to regularly think that what my life needs now is a hammock. Has everyone thought about getting a hammock at least once and what’s stopping you from getting one. I suspect it’s having two trees at the correct distance for the aforementioned hammock ?!
We have a helicopter chair. Which is a free standing hammock..and Mrs K loves it..
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175 comments. "
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They look comfortable but there's no way I'd get in one. Too dangerous. 
