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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

fly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too heavy and imagine one of those pooping on your head

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Because they jump... so high, they can get over the moon. Who needs flight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I mean I wouldn't want one to shit on my head that's for sure...

Just no one give them a red bull!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

here


"fly? "

Because their-udders don’t work

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

They do not partake in illegal substances.......whoooooooohoooooooo there's mars......oooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I mean I wouldn't want one to shit on my head that's for sure...

Just no one give them a red bull! "

Laughing....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"They do not partake in illegal substances.......whoooooooohoooooooo there's mars......oooooooooo "

(Oh yeh I'm joking before I get catapulted to the basement)

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

They do its all the magic mushrooms they eat!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ever been on an Eastjet flight?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"fly? "
They prefer to mince

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"fly? They prefer to mince "

lol

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

They do, I quite often see them flying around in Helicowpters

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

do they mooooooooooove quite quickly

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ever been on an Eastjet flight?"

No but I have been in a Westjet flight - very reasonable. No pigs either

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"do they mooooooooooove quite quickly "

To be fair they move quicker in Helicowpters than they do when they're flying Bulloons.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?"

Engines and aerodynamics

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

Because their milkyweighs them down

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?"

ha,,good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics "

prove it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ever been on an Eastjet flight?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it "

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point. "

And on Monty Python too

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point. "

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

And on Monty Python too "

Knew I'd seen it somewhere. Fucking love Monty Python.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"do they mooooooooooove quite quickly

To be fair they move quicker in Helicowpters than they do when they're flying Bulloons."

I appreciate your considerable efforts on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

And on Monty Python too

Knew I'd seen it somewhere. Fucking love Monty Python."

4 Yorkshire Men sketch? Priceless lol anyway back to cows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

"

No.. probably not. Good point Imagine it though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

"

Cows lack aerodynamics.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

Cows lack aerodynamics."

But they are full of gas. Could that help fuel their flight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

Cows lack aerodynamics."

There's always an exception to every rule.. maybe if we lubed it up a bit? Shaved all its hair off?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

Cows lack aerodynamics.

There's always an exception to every rule.. maybe if we lubed it up a bit? Shaved all its hair off?"

Inflate a couple of the stomachs and fly them like a balloon or dirigible.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

Cows lack aerodynamics.

There's always an exception to every rule.. maybe if we lubed it up a bit? Shaved all its hair off?

Inflate a couple of the stomachs and fly them like a balloon or dirigible. "

Then the gas comes into play.. use the arsehole as a crude rudder of sorts.

I think we've cracked this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If cows are too heavy to fly, how do aeroplanes manage to ?

Engines and aerodynamics

prove it

I imagine someone in History has flung a cow in a trebuchet at some point.

I concur. Does propulsion equal flight?

Cows lack aerodynamics.

There's always an exception to every rule.. maybe if we lubed it up a bit? Shaved all its hair off?

Inflate a couple of the stomachs and fly them like a balloon or dirigible.

Then the gas comes into play.. use the arsehole as a crude rudder of sorts.

I think we've cracked this."

It’s a proud moment

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

here


"fly?

Because their-udders don’t work"

Comedy gold btw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They can never pass the pilot exam

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