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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The storms are brewing, there may be trouble ahead...

All aboard Nora's Ark. However, you need to impress Nora with a good reason to have you on board.

I get a ticket as it's my idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep swimming just keep swimming keep swimming just keep swimming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh will you all be coming two by two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like a good storm, I’ll risk the trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like a good storm, I’ll risk the trouble

We’ll need a midwife!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll let you look inside my brain Nora

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh can I get on board? I have Gin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm an amateur blacksmith? You may need someone to help with repairs?

I will also supply my own rum as well as a list of sea shanties !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nurse here.. to attend to the sick..can i pop on . Uniform included

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By *edmark07Man over a year ago

liverpool

I've just discovered you can still get ruffle bars so unless there's a poundland on board I'm staying put....with my stash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every ark needs a Witch Doctor. Besides the chances of surviving such a perilous voyage without my dodgy snake oil could be significantly impaired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can deal with the hospitality side of things!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll let you look inside my brain Nora

I’ll bring my torch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh can I get on board? I have Gin?"

You’re in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nurse here.. to attend to the sick..can i pop on . Uniform included"

Definitely! And definitely bring the uniform

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whos Nora?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?"

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops.

I have no useful skills at all.

I may just have to be a stowaway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits "

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I come. I'll bring shots x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier."

Well do you have any skills?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll let you look inside my brain Nora

I’ll bring my torch

Watch out for bats..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First I'd ask who's building it? Nora is lush, but I'm not keen on drowning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?"

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come. I'll bring shots x"

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First I'd ask who's building it? Nora is lush, but I'm not keen on drowning!

Haha I don’t think I can come. I have no skills to offer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nurse here.. to attend to the sick..can i pop on . Uniform included

Definitely! And definitely bring the uniform

Thank you.. yeah...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come. I'll bring shots x

Hell yeah "

I'll bring some rubber rings... i have a feeling some may be going overboard....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

Please come

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I come. I'll bring shots x

Hell yeah "

I have no skills but I can encourage everyone to have shots. I'll be the devil whispering in everyone's ear x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come. I'll bring shots x

Hell yeah

I have no skills but I can encourage everyone to have shots. I'll be the devil whispering in everyone's ear x"

Me neither! I’ll have to think of something I could do! Who’s bloody idea was this. I’m the worst person to have an ark!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come. I'll bring shots x

Hell yeah

I have no skills but I can encourage everyone to have shots. I'll be the devil whispering in everyone's ear x"

I can just imagine the news headline now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Far too crowded im not coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can deal with the hospitality side of things! "

Bring cinnamon swirls

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Far too crowded im not coming"

Miserable arse x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Far too crowded im not coming

Miserable arse x

Humbug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

Please come

Whats in it for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Far too crowded im not coming"

Sally is and there’s a lot of hot men on board!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can deal with the hospitality side of things!

Bring cinnamon swirls

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By *iamond coupleCouple over a year ago

leeds

Do you need an accountant and a diver ? I hope so x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... and there’s a lot of hot men on board!"

And me as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

Please come

Whats in it for me?

So far we have gin, shots some hot women and a sexy nurse. Tempted?

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By *ristolcouple21Couple over a year ago

Bristol

I’ll bring condoms and a willing mouth to tend to the horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need an accountant and a diver ? I hope so x"

A diver would be handy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First I'd ask who's building it? Nora is lush, but I'm not keen on drowning!

Haha I don’t think I can come. I have no skills to offer! "

You have that one you won’t disclose on the forum as you don’t want to give away your mind blowing secrets - that’ll do for me

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

You’ll be needing blokes to help repopulate the Earth afterwards.

I can hold their coats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First I'd ask who's building it? Nora is lush, but I'm not keen on drowning!

Haha I don’t think I can come. I have no skills to offer!

You have that one you won’t disclose on the forum as you don’t want to give away your mind blowing secrets - that’ll do for me

Haha you don’t miss a trick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

Please come

Whats in it for me?

So far we have gin, shots some hot women and a sexy nurse. Tempted?"

Yea go on then, just for the social aspect

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

Please come

Whats in it for me?

So far we have gin, shots some hot women and a sexy nurse. Tempted?"

I have the tonic covered.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’ll be needing blokes to help repopulate the Earth afterwards.

I can hold their coats

If your holding coats how can we get it on? They would be in the way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

Please come

Whats in it for me?

So far we have gin, shots some hot women and a sexy nurse. Tempted?

Yea go on then, just for the social aspect"

Yay. Still bring biscuits though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’ll be needing blokes to help repopulate the Earth afterwards.

I can hold their coats

If your holding coats how can we get it on? They would be in the way!"

I'll build a coat stand...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whos Nora?

Well you’re out. Unless you’re bringing biscuits

Ah, got ya.

No, I'll give the Ark a miss. I feel I need to be with people who see me more than just a biscuit supplier.

Well do you have any skills?

Yes, I make excellent biscuits

Please come

Whats in it for me?

So far we have gin, shots some hot women and a sexy nurse. Tempted?

Yea go on then, just for the social aspect

Yay. Still bring biscuits though

fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’ll be needing blokes to help repopulate the Earth afterwards.

I can hold their coats

If your holding coats how can we get it on? They would be in the way!

I'll build a coat stand..."

No need. We’re going somewhere HOT! bring the sun cream instead

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Nurse here.. to attend to the sick..can i pop on . Uniform included

Definitely! And definitely bring the uniform

Thank you.. yeah..."

Can I be your nursing assistant as I have no skills but have a uniform of sorts? I could sterilise your utensils before you perform first aid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First I'd ask who's building it? Nora is lush, but I'm not keen on drowning!

Haha I don’t think I can come. I have no skills to offer!

You have that one you won’t disclose on the forum as you don’t want to give away your mind blowing secrets - that’ll do for me

Haha you don’t miss a trick!"

Some things get etched on my memory

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Clothing optional? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X"

Bikinis and mankinis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X"

I’m much more confident naked, much more chatty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X

Bikinis and mankinis "

Actually. Drop the latter. Tightey whiteys only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X"

Mine never stays on long if Inget half a chance

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Clothing optional? X

I’m much more confident naked, much more chatty

Excellent, nakedness is to be encouraged

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X

I’m much more confident naked, much more chatty

"
Duly noted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X

I’m much more confident naked, much more chatty

Excellent, nakedness is to be encouraged

Well I was going to offer to make clothes, I am quite good with a sewing machine, but I think my skills won't be necessary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need no reasons.... we are simply

AMAZEBALLS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X

I’m much more confident naked, much more chatty

Excellent, nakedness is to be encouraged

Well I was going to offer to make clothes, I am quite good with a sewing machine, but I think my skills won't be necessary

You’re in. You can make mine. I’m not going naked. They’ll be all leaving ten by ten!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need no reasons.... we are simply

AMAZEBALLS

Can’t argue with that. You’re in. We need some eye candy! You are bringing B yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clothing optional? X

Bikinis and mankinis

Actually. Drop the latter. Tightey whiteys only "

How about my denim shorts with buttons?

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

If its made from wood I can help build if it's metal I can also weld other than that I have feck all to offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need no reasons.... we are simply

AMAZEBALLS

C’est vrai

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can be a clown can I come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t get in, the ladder is too high

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

You get two birds in one hand

Me and Stella, there that saves some room doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its made from wood I can help build if it's metal I can also weld other than that I have feck all to offer

Like I’d say you couldn’t come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get two birds in one hand

Me and Stella, there that saves some room doesn’t it?"

yep! You’re in for sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

She bloody better be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need no reasons.... we are simply

BORG

"
run for your lives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

She bloody better be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sing in a choir so can provide some entertainment

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Clothing optional? X

I’m much more confident naked, much more chatty

Excellent, nakedness is to be encouraged

Well I was going to offer to make clothes, I am quite good with a sewing machine, but I think my skills won't be necessary

You can make me something then please, I look better with something on rather than nothing x

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"If its made from wood I can help build if it's metal I can also weld other than that I have feck all to offer

Like I’d say you couldn’t come

"
is that not your job to make me cum I mean come haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its made from wood I can help build if it's metal I can also weld other than that I have feck all to offer

Like I’d say you couldn’t come

is that not your job to make me cum I mean come haha "

Ah that can be my skill to offer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

She bloody better be!

Fuck sake can’t I go anywhere alone

Of course you are there you melt! Also looks like we are the only naked ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

She bloody better be!

Fuck sake can’t I go anywhere alone

Of course you are there you melt! Also looks like we are the only naked ones

Haha you melt

. Not heard that for years! You’re in anyway just for your humour!

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

She bloody better be!

Fuck sake can’t I go anywhere alone

Of course you are there you melt! Also looks like we are the only naked ones

I’m right there with you

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

She bloody better be!

Fuck sake can’t I go anywhere alone

Of course you are there you melt! Also looks like we are the only naked ones

I will go naked as well after all if it sinks water only goes skin deep

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"You get two birds in one hand

Me and Stella, there that saves some room doesn’t it?

yep! You’re in for sure "

ThanksNora xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can act as a buoyancy aid if anyone goes overboard.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

If it sinks I have built in flotation devices x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can act as a buoyancy aid if anyone goes overboard. "

Haha, great minds x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can act as a buoyancy aid if anyone goes overboard. "

. Yep! You and cheeky are definitely in for that

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Are we allowed to go diving on this boat Im partial to a bit of muff diving if Nora approves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we allowed to go diving on this boat Im partial to a bit of muff diving if Nora approves

Very much encouraged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we allowed to go diving on this boat Im partial to a bit of muff diving if Nora approves

Boat!!??? Boat!!!! Ark if you please

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Are we allowed to go diving on this boat Im partial to a bit of muff diving if Nora approves

Boat!!??? Boat!!!! Ark if you please

Ark I do apologise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bring my slow cooker and make lots of nice stews?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need no reasons.... we are simply

AMAZEBALLS

Can’t argue with that. You’re in. We need some eye candy! You are bringing B yeah?

Yes, he will be wrapped in clingfilm for looky looky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll bring a life coach for all these posters that need their personalities analysing.

Am I in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keep swimming just keep swimming keep swimming just keep swimming "

Iv just been and did my 3rd fastest time in 6 years of swimming, this deserves a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keep swimming just keep swimming keep swimming just keep swimming

Iv just been and did my 3rd fastest time in 6 years of swimming, this deserves a

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'll bring a life coach for all these posters that need their personalities analysing.

Am I in?"

You'd need therapy after analysing mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need no reasons.... we are simply

AMAZEBALLS

Can’t argue with that. You’re in. We need some eye candy! You are bringing B yeah?

Yes, he will be wrapped in clingfilm for looky looky

Eek not just his cock I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring a life coach for all these posters that need their personalities analysing.

Am I in?

You'd need therapy after analysing mine

"
oh if theres shrinks al go drown now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be a clown can I come?

If danish is happy for you to come the yeah

She bloody better be!

Fuck sake can’t I go anywhere alone

Of course you are there you melt! Also looks like we are the only naked ones

Haha you melt

. Not heard that for years! You’re in anyway just for your humour!"

We always call each other melt it’s just what we do

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Far too crowded im not coming

Sally is and there’s a lot of hot men on board!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Far too crowded im not coming

Sally is and there’s a lot of hot men on board!

"
bollox i missed that one

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I've just discovered you can still get ruffle bars so unless there's a poundland on board I'm staying put....with my stash"

Omg I love those!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can I come. I'll bring shots x

Hell yeah

I'll bring some rubber rings... i have a feeling some may be going overboard.... "

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Are we allowed to go diving on this boat Im partial to a bit of muff diving if Nora approves

Boat!!??? Boat!!!! Ark if you please

Lmao!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I stow away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I stow away "

Well you’re asking so if you get told yes the. You’re not stowing away and if you get told no they’ll be aware you might be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Far too crowded im not coming

Sally is and there’s a lot of hot men on board!"

Fine im coming but im bringing my bat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring a life coach for all these posters that need their personalities analysing.

Am I in?

You'd need therapy after analysing mine

I'm past therapy, a hopeless case not even suited for medical research.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The lesbians walked on 2 by 2 horrah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we allowed to go diving on this boat Im partial to a bit of muff diving if Nora approves

Boat!!??? Boat!!!! Ark if you please

I'd like to come on your boat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come aboard?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Seeing as it's probably overcrowded i'll wave it out from port

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x"

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark."

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeing as it's probably overcrowded i'll wave it out from port

Yeah right. Think again. Jump on, I’ll chuck a few overboard. You have skills worth bringing along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Yes! Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea"

Classy place I'll have you know x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m pretty sure Nora will let me on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m pretty sure Nora will let me on

Abso bloomin lutely! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x"
if not i can

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’m pretty sure Nora will let me on

Abso bloomin lutely! x "

I’m in! On!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

Classy place I'll have you know x

I've never been, I just remember somebody telling me they played golf there and the local kids were running onto the fairways and nicking the balls.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Seeing as it's probably overcrowded i'll wave it out from port

Yeah right. Think again. Jump on, I’ll chuck a few overboard. You have skills worth bringing along

Lifeguard isn't one of them

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By *inn2000Woman over a year ago

belfast

I'm pretty good with ropes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm pretty good with ropes

"
Gets my vote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeing as it's probably overcrowded i'll wave it out from port

Yeah right. Think again. Jump on, I’ll chuck a few overboard. You have skills worth bringing along

Lifeguard isn't one of them

Hahahaha that’s true you swim as well as me. As well as being my personal PA you’re in for your tidiness. You’re very tidy and we need that on the ark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have to be on board as I would keep everyone entertained

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll bake a cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there room for me and my gnome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

Classy place I'll have you know x

Bootle? Really? Lol x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

Classy place I'll have you know x

Bootle? Really? Lol x

My sarcasm doesn't translate well on here x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

Classy place I'll have you know x

Bootle? Really? Lol x

My sarcasm doesn't translate well on here x "

On the ark? X its Nora's ark, shes a Sarcasm Master lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you "

I’ll keep him hidden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

But where?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

Classy place I'll have you know x

Bootle? Really? Lol x

My sarcasm doesn't translate well on here x

On the ark? X its Nora's ark, shes a Sarcasm Master lol x

Me sarcastic? Wtf!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

Classy place I'll have you know x

Bootle? Really? Lol x

My sarcasm doesn't translate well on here x

On the ark? X its Nora's ark, shes a Sarcasm Master lol x

Me sarcastic? Wtf!!!!"

True Jedi at it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker "

Who can I bring then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs "

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now "
did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

I have my CCTV monitoring aspect to my security license also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

I have my CCTV monitoring aspect to my security license also

I’ll join the security team

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch. "
sold out just need a start time to get the phones buzzing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch. "

Tickets? He sold the Pay Per View rights to Sky. Got more subscribers than the McGregor fight the other month

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

Tickets? He sold the Pay Per View rights to Sky. Got more subscribers than the McGregor fight the other month

Phil mcgregor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

Tickets? He sold the Pay Per View rights to Sky. Got more subscribers than the McGregor fight the other month

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come aboard?

Can the ark handle all of us scousers haha x

It's quite safe, there are no wheel trims on an ark.

Got nowhere to hide them anyway, dress code is quite skimpy x

It'll be like Bootle-on-Sea

Classy place I'll have you know x

Bootle? Really? Lol x

My sarcasm doesn't translate well on here x "

Don't you mean sarkasm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch. "

I leave for 5 mins and now I’m in Nora’s chambers naked and being filmed by PMF

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

"You’ll be needing blokes to help repopulate the Earth afterwards.

I can hold their coats

If your holding coats how can we get it on? They would be in the way!

I'll build a coat stand...

No need. We’re going somewhere HOT! bring the sun cream instead "

In that case youll need someone to apply the sun cream.... im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

I leave for 5 mins and now I’m in Nora’s chambers naked and being filmed by PMF

Guess where the gnomes going im promoting filming and directing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

I leave for 5 mins and now I’m in Nora’s chambers naked and being filmed by PMF

Its graduated to Sky Cheeky

PMF is an entrepreneurial little bugger x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

I leave for 5 mins and now I’m in Nora’s chambers naked and being filmed by PMF

Watch out for _hillout chained up in the corner. I’m also using him as bait to get the sexy ladies in my quarters. Mwahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm captain black beard and I'm going to raid your ship of wine ale and gin then throw a few over broad purely for my entrainment... Don't worry Nora your one of those that live

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Leave you all alone for a bit and it's mayhem x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leave you all alone for a bit and it's mayhem x

"
wasnt my fault the suggested lesbisex how could i not help however i can

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Leave you all alone for a bit and it's mayhem x

wasnt my fault the suggested lesbisex how could i not help however i can

Trust you to be in the thick of it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

I leave for 5 mins and now I’m in Nora’s chambers naked and being filmed by PMF

Watch out for _hillout chained up in the corner. I’m also using him as bait to get the sexy ladies in my quarters. Mwahahahahahaha "

I know, I’ve just set him free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leave you all alone for a bit and it's mayhem x

wasnt my fault the suggested lesbisex how could i not help however i can

Trust you to be in the thick of it x"
not balls deep for once see how good i am now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leave you all alone for a bit and it's mayhem x

wasnt my fault the suggested lesbisex how could i not help however i can

Trust you to be in the thick of it x"

(Tries to sneak away from the telling off and leave PMF to get it all)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for me and my gnome

There’s room for you

I’ll keep him hidden

Nope. Get rid of the scary ugly fucker

Who can I bring then

Your boobs

I can’t leave them behind now can I Gnora...are we all naked or semi clothed

You. Naked. In my chambers. Now did i tell u i intalled cameras in all the rooms

Doesn’t surprise me and I already know you’re selling tickets to watch.

I leave for 5 mins and now I’m in Nora’s chambers naked and being filmed by PMF

Watch out for _hillout chained up in the corner. I’m also using him as bait to get the sexy ladies in my quarters. Mwahahahahahaha

I know, I’ve just set him free

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