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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll go with:

Someone who listens..

A box of chocolates.

Another box of chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sure it's not just 3 boxes of chocolates....

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By *oney to the beeWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Someone who listens is always a good start.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zigazigahh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And a foot rub! Don't forget the foot rubs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex, sex, snuggles and a bit more sex... Oh and Game of Thrones.... Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And a foot rub! Don't forget the foot rubs!"

And tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hard dick and a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And a foot rub! Don't forget the foot rubs!

And tea? "

You know me too well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unfortunately we don't have one box to throw em all in like that in my opinion..

One woman's trash is another woman's treasure and vice versa I think...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhh that age old conundrum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely wine is on the list somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My penis in there bum hole many times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate and gin works for me

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By *ibblingnewtWoman over a year ago

by the sea

A lovely cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and penis in my bumhole works for me "

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By *ab_SparklesWoman over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

A hottub holiday i don't have to pay for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

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By *utmegsMan over a year ago

Closer than you think

"My penis in there bum hole many times

The old faithful ‘cock snot up the fart pipe’ treatment?

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By *inxybWoman over a year ago

Durham

Tea and cake!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'll go with:

Someone who listens..

A box of chocolates.

Another box of chocolates."

I don't like chocolate

Can I have gin please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And a foot rub! Don't forget the foot rubs!

And tea?

You know me too well

And you can stroke my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!yes please dash bugger me good"
go on girl

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

Right now I'd go for a McDonald's and puppy cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!yes please dash bugger me goodgo on girl

Haha OMG enough now! I don’t do bumhole talk. You know that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And a foot rub! Don't forget the foot rubs!

And tea?

You know me too well

And you can stroke my hair. "

*swoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!yes please dash bugger me goodgo on girl, slide dash's dick in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!yes please dash bugger me goodgo on girl

Haha OMG enough now! I don’t do bumhole talk. You know that. "
oops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!yes please dash bugger me goodgo on girl

Haha OMG enough now! I don’t do bumhole talk. You know that. oops up side your head, I said oooops up side your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK enough already

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By *ristolcouple21Couple over a year ago

Bristol

"Surely wine is on the list somewhere. "

Would absolutely be on mine... scrap the chocolate.. bring the wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!yes please dash bugger me goodgo on girl

Haha OMG enough now! I don’t do bumhole talk. You know that. oops up side your head, I said oooops up side your head

. You two kill me

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

A good laugh, a good fuck, good conversation. I'm quite easy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Serious head on. I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want. I want a regular male FWB preferably to myself who wants nothing more and nothing less than a FWB situation, who would be happy to indulge in FFMs. Must be over 6ft, without a beard, intelligent, funny, passionate, affectionate and a bloody good shagger.

How is it that hard to find!!!! I’m not asking for much!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Serious head on. I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want. I want a regular male FWB preferably to myself who wants nothing more and nothing less than a FWB situation, who would be happy to indulge in FFMs. Must be over 6ft, without a beard, intelligent, funny, passionate, affectionate and a bloody good shagger.

How is it that hard to find!!!! I’m not asking for much! "

Oh and good looking with a pretty willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shoes chocolate and sex !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Money and a flash car, and I have neither.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is it that hard to find!!!! I’m not asking for much! "

* waves quietly from in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate is no good for me. Say it with flowers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is it that hard to find!!!! I’m not asking for much!

* waves quietly from in the corner

Yeah the corner 300 miles away!

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

After spending 4 years in college being the only fella in my class, and now I work among mostly women, I can say that I still have no clue as to what women want.

But one thing I have learned is that women may not know what they want, but they sure do know what they don't want

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I want a man who looks at me the way my old boss looked at his wife.

With pure love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the Met Office is stopping naming storms after women because they're not taken as seriously as storms named after men.

. go figure!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is it that hard to find!!!! I’m not asking for much!

* waves quietly from in the corner

Yeah the corner 300 miles away!

All Manc's go home one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With something like 3.5 billion women in the world, isn’t it a bit over ambitious to try to encapsulate what they all want in one 175 post thread?

Or do we think all women have one hive mind?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hard dick and a giggle"

I got this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the Met Office is stopping naming storms after women because they're not taken as seriously as storms named after men.

. go figure!"

Actually they alternate and have done for a while!

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

The elusive single pair of Louboutins in the world in my size...

(I say single I think they make about 2 a season and you can only ever get them in Paris)

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By *carlet_heavenWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"With something like 3.5 billion women in the world, isn’t it a bit over ambitious to try to encapsulate what they all want in one 175 post thread?

Or do we think all women have one hive mind?"

Or perhaps is OP really asking how to lure women into bed? Just s thought...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A hard dick and a giggle"
Well if you saw my dick you would giggle . Does that count

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With something like 3.5 billion women in the world, isn’t it a bit over ambitious to try to encapsulate what they all want in one 175 post thread?

Or do we think all women have one hive mind?

Or perhaps is OP really asking how to lure women into bed? Just s thought..."
.

too late I've eaten all the chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin... lots of gin xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and dash in my bumhole works for me

. Naughty!yes please dash bugger me goodgo on girl

Haha OMG enough now! I don’t do bumhole talk. You know that.saying that if he wants to destroy my vagina i can live with that "

bit forward aint ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"the Met Office is stopping naming storms after women because they're not taken as seriously as storms named after men.

. go figure!

Actually they alternate and have done for a while!

yes but they're stopping that.

And why are hurricanes named after women ?because when they go they take the houses and cars with them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happiness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

H"
when did you get pigeons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the Met Office is stopping naming storms after women because they're not taken as seriously as storms named after men.

. go figure!

Actually they alternate and have done for a while!

yes but they're stopping that.

And why are hurricanes named after women ?because when they go they take the houses and cars with them

For every man's life that has been ruined by a woman there is a woman's life ruined by a man! I have never seen this as gender exclusive ... just bitterness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Hwhen did you get pigeons

Thats your thing. Not mine... weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

quote;

the secret to winning an argument with a woman -

they must be dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

good girls go to heaven.

bad girls go everywhere.

. Mae West.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Hwhen did you get pigeons

Thats your thing. Not mine... weirdo

Just because pigeons are not your thing that don't make him weird. . Don't knock it till you try it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Hwhen did you get pigeons

Thats your thing. Not mine... weirdo

Just because pigeons are not your thing that don't make him weird. . Don't knock it till you try it

"
yeaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Hwhen did you get pigeons

Thats your thing. Not mine... weirdo

H"
no pigeon pie for you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An antibiotic for a chest infection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Hwhen did you get pigeons

Thats your thing. Not mine... weirdo

Just because pigeons are not your thing that don't make him weird. . Don't knock it till you try it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An antibiotic for a chest infection

I've just finished my antibiotics for chest infection x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Hwhen did you get pigeons

Thats your thing. Not mine... weirdo

Hno pigeon pie for you then "

You wouldnt even eat that, you fussy sod!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exactly what i want and i couldnt be happier

Hwhen did you get pigeons

Thats your thing. Not mine... weirdo

Hno pigeon pie for you then

You wouldnt even eat that, you fussy sod!

"
yeah i know but rabbit stew yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hard dick and a giggle"

You sound like my kind of woman lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal particularly in women ,

chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz.380 sl.

PJ O'Rourke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is it that hard to find!!!! I’m not asking for much! "

You sure your not describing me in that text... I'm sure weve not met

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By *ust chilled out meMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Good coffee maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cup of tea and someone to do the washing up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

God is the best inventor ever.

He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker !.

anonymous( happen as well)!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking ,how come they can't have a headache

and sex at the same time!

Billy Connolly

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Someone to laugh and cry with. Someone who has your back.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

If he cook, cleans and irons even better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be a man for a day

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

Doesn't need men for that. a best girlfriend for listening, and women can buy their own chocs these days!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

Just a time when then don't want to put up with shite sex I guess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a time when then don't want to put up with shite sex I guess!"

yours is the best profile name ever ever ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/04/19 19:02:59]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

when a woman says what it's not because she didnt hear you. she's giving you a chance to change what you said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when a woman says what it's not because she didnt hear you. she's giving you a chance to change what you said"

So true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An alpha Male

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'll go with:

Someone who listens..

A box of chocolates.

Another box of chocolates."

Mine also wants dick in her arse.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"An alpha Male

Well you've got four in the forum to choose from, might be a tough choice though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An alpha Male

Well you've got four in the forum to choose from, might be a tough choice though."

Omg! Stop! The thread is dead. Let's pretend it never happened shall we?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An alpha Male

Well you've got four in the forum to choose from, might be a tough choice though.

Omg! Stop! The thread is dead. Let's pretend it never happened shall we?"

Nah I think I’ll do a part 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An alpha Male

Well you've got four in the forum to choose from, might be a tough choice though.

Omg! Stop! The thread is dead. Let's pretend it never happened shall we?"

You don't get let off that lightly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An alpha Male

I was just reading through that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men are easy going,

And not too hard to please,

But women, bless their little hearts,

Want everything they see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuddles, kissing, hard cock, gin, prioritising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple over a year ago

Oakham

A good laugh, a hard fuck and some wine works for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good thread on “ Budgie Smugglers”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Women have many Faults.

Men have only Two,

Everything they say,

and everything they do

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

A good cuddle, nice whisky and sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What takes up 12 parking spaces

6 women drivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

what women want......... just a little bit more...... of anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

12 valentines days a year/month/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sasha wants the house and half my pensions

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By *heffmMan over a year ago

sheffield

a better quality washing up liquid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happiness

Is that one word or two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone who isn't a confusing, head fucking man

Simples.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Whatever they cannot have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fairy godmother.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Well written interesting profiles with humour and a bit of mystery to draw then in to want more ... erm.. apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who are we?

We are women,

What do we want?

We don't know,

When do we want it?

NOW!!

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Chocolates

Bubbly

and a delicious kisser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to be monthly free or at least no pain

Someome to snuggle up to....least thats at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dame good kisser please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv just won the lottery and i have a massive cock,surely theres a woman here that wants this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cake

jaffa?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cake

jaffa?"

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone who is honest, trustworthy and genuine

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By *allyandJonCouple over a year ago

manchester

Someone who knows where the clitoris is, even better if they know what to do with it when they find it.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

On here? Decent male profiles that are not full of cock pics!

Then there are the cum covered cock pics

Why the hell do men think that is all they need on here? Sure if they are Bi they might get some attention, none of my messages received today have been replied to, I am just fed up of stupid brainless men

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone who knows where the clitoris is, even better if they know what to do with it when they find it."

Is it down the back of the sofa?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Can someone actually tell me why men seem to think their cock is all they need to attract the opposite sex? Lets avoid the usual their blood flow is currently going elsewhere and realise that at some point they must question why so many messages go unanswered