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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south

What's the worst sex toy you've bought and why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An iPod controlled bullet.

Supposed to vibrate to the music.

Junk after 1 attempt to use.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a toy as such. But 'hot' lube created a bit of a tingle. Couldnt really be sure if I was enjoying it or not. Gave the impression I had wet myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A glass one recently. Weighs a ton and it’s crap

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

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A cock ring, a solid vibrating number for about 35 quid.... Problem was, there was no "give" in the ring... And it was far far too tight..... Cut off the blood supply to the fella and thought it was going to explode..... The lady was enjoying it, but I had no feeling whatsoever.... Garbage the next day!! Not bought one since

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

A vibrating, remote, love egg. Was on offer and highly disappointed in it x

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I just let the missus buy the toys, she's got better taste and more money than me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never bought one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can of pringles with corned beef and a marigold was an utter let down.... Cheap though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a paddle made out of an old mountain bike tyre and while it looks awesome it's really difficult to use because of the flexibility in it.

Similarly I have a paddle-esque toy thatthat call the stinger but is useless unless used on a complete sadist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mint lube ... thought I was burning!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I have a few rabbit type vibes that just feel like they make me teeth vibrate more than give me an orgasm, also a big double ended dildo that I call the burglar deterrent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a paddle made out of an old mountain bike tyre and while it looks awesome it's really difficult to use because of the flexibility in it.

Similarly I have a paddle-esque toy thatthat call the stinger but is useless unless used on a complete sadist"

Upcycling or what!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a paddle made out of an old mountain bike tyre and while it looks awesome it's really difficult to use because of the flexibility in it.

Similarly I have a paddle-esque toy thatthat call the stinger but is useless unless used on a complete sadist"

Masochist not sadist. always get those confused!

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"I just let the missus buy the toys, she's got better taste and more money than me "

Oi!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What's the worst sex toy you've bought and why? "

What did you buy and why is it shit?

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