Top Tips

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does anyone have any top lifestyle tips?

Simulate the feeling of being an O.A.P. by taking the batteries out of all of your clocks while watching Last of the Summer Wine.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk into your local mental hospital and it'll feel like you have entered Sunderland. Where I live.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk into your local mental hospital and it'll feel like you have entered Sunderland. Where I live."

More like Shaun of the dead

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk into your local mental hospital and it'll feel like you have entered Sunderland. Where I live.

More like Shaun of the dead"

Shaun of the Dead is Newcastle

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk into your local mental hospital and it'll feel like you have entered Sunderland. Where I live.

More like Shaun of the dead

Shaun of the Dead is Newcastle

Tyne and Wear in general

By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Always peel the ginger before you insert you up the bum

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Make police officers suspicious by quickly walking in the opposite direction when they clock you.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest and it'll feel like you are watching a documentary about Sunderland.

I'm on a roll with these Sunderland top tips.

By *uantumedMan over a year ago

stockport

Don’t chop chillies up then have a wank while rubbing precum on your bellend

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t chop chillies up then have a wank while rubbing precum on your bellend"

I certainly won't be doing that.. again.