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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I eat a pack of mini ones a week.
Award winning eating.
I could do a pack of minis whilst being fucked from behind. Easy. 
Porky pies or pokey penises?
Both. Always."
10 mini pokies would be unusual, but better than a pork pie for me.
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"*help me! help me! I’m stuck in this pork pie! It’s so dark in here!!*
Has it got some egg in the middle
Oh I love those. "
I think they are called Gala Pies, and you can also get them made with chicken as well  |
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"*help me! help me! I’m stuck in this pork pie! It’s so dark in here!!*
Has it got some egg in the middle
Oh I love those.
I think they are called Gala Pies, and you can also get them made with chicken as well "
Try a huntsman. Pork, turkey with a stuffing top!!! Lush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*help me! help me! I’m stuck in this pork pie! It’s so dark in here!!*
Has it got some egg in the middle
Oh I love those.
I think they are called Gala Pies, and you can also get them made with chicken as well
Try a huntsman. Pork, turkey with a stuffing top!!! Lush. "
I love the ones with cranberries on the top. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Sorry. I get quite emotional about pork pie.
If a pork pie has something else in it then it's not a pork pie. It's a pie with pork and some other shite.
A pork pie is pork with pastry (hot water crust pastry) and aspic.
I don't care whether its infused with quinoa and a twice embalmed fillet of lamb with a red onion chutney with a balsamic jus!
#unadulteratedporkpie |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Sorry. I get quite emotional about pork pie.
If a pork pie has something else in it then it's not a pork pie. It's a pie with pork and some other shite.
A pork pie is pork with pastry (hot water crust pastry) and aspic.
I don't care whether its infused with quinoa and a twice embalmed fillet of lamb with a red onion chutney with a balsamic jus!
#unadulteratedporkpie"
Agreed!!!
Except when the pork pie has me in it too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*help me! help me! I’m stuck in this pork pie! It’s so dark in here!!*"
Want me to eat you out?
Ooh, just realised what I said there.
Still, works any way you read it |
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