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Hi all
I’m here to offer a free naked taxi service, I will be naked male 31 relatively fit.
You will not need to remove anything unless you want to.
Groups of ladies are welcome, I’ve done everything from hen doos to ladies travelling to charms.
I’m happy to share my name etc with you for security and there is no commitment necessary if you want to walk away then feel free.
Id love to chat, speak soon x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why?
Because I like exhibitionism and it’ll give the girls / girl a laugh.
The hen doo and girls I’ve given lifts to in the past loved it x"
Fair enough |
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"Are you licensed, badged, all legit? "
I’m afraid not licensed however I can’t imagine applying for a license as a naked driver would get me far.
I’ve previous experience, have no intention on charging or expecting any payment whatsoever ever.
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"are you insured? Have you been police checked?"
You don’t need to be insured to carry a passenger in your car unless you are charging so therefore I’m as clear as every other bloke on here but I’m doing something different because I enjoy it and think others may as well |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car? "
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights.... |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights...."
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before"
Yes. I am a stickler for not forcing sexual kinks on unsuspecting and unconsenting people and make no apologies for that.
Flashers in parks are just 'having a bit of fun' but I bet if someone you cared for was flashed at you'd call them all sorts of names.
Why is your plan any different? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before
Yes. I am a stickler for not forcing sexual kinks on unsuspecting and unconsenting people and make no apologies for that.
Flashers in parks are just 'having a bit of fun' but I bet if someone you cared for was flashed at you'd call them all sorts of names.
Why is your plan any different?"
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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"Hi all
I’m here to offer a free naked taxi service, I will be naked male 31 relatively fit.
You will not need to remove anything unless you want to.
Groups of ladies are welcome, I’ve done everything from hen doos to ladies travelling to charms.
I’m happy to share my name etc with you for security and there is no commitment necessary if you want to walk away then feel free.
Id love to chat, speak soon x"
Kinda did a bit of this at the weekend! |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before"
I doubt you will answer this mate but how are you going to feel if some poor kid sees you naked when your car has stopped is it fair to them is it really worth you doing something that gives you a kick at the expense of innocent people? |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before
Yes. I am a stickler for not forcing sexual kinks on unsuspecting and unconsenting people and make no apologies for that.
Flashers in parks are just 'having a bit of fun' but I bet if someone you cared for was flashed at you'd call them all sorts of names.
Why is your plan any different?"
Because all parties that I’ve seen previously have wanted night time lifts, I’ve driven past police and they haven’t seen, I’m not walking the streets just driving a car with people consenting to the exhibitionism |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
down the road |
"Hi all
I’m here to offer a free naked taxi service, I will be naked male 31 relatively fit.
You will not need to remove anything unless you want to.
Groups of ladies are welcome, I’ve done everything from hen doos to ladies travelling to charms.
I’m happy to share my name etc with you for security and there is no commitment necessary if you want to walk away then feel free.
Id love to chat, speak soon x
Kinda did a bit of this at the weekend!"
Tinted windows in the back before I get in trouble. |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before
Yes. I am a stickler for not forcing sexual kinks on unsuspecting and unconsenting people and make no apologies for that.
Flashers in parks are just 'having a bit of fun' but I bet if someone you cared for was flashed at you'd call them all sorts of names.
Why is your plan any different?
Because all parties that I’ve seen previously have wanted night time lifts, I’ve driven past police and they haven’t seen, I’m not walking the streets just driving a car with people consenting to the exhibitionism"
Dress it up as much as you like mate, you are no different to a flasher. |
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"Hi all
I’m here to offer a free naked taxi service, I will be naked male 31 relatively fit.
You will not need to remove anything unless you want to.
Groups of ladies are welcome, I’ve done everything from hen doos to ladies travelling to charms.
I’m happy to share my name etc with you for security and there is no commitment necessary if you want to walk away then feel free.
Id love to chat, speak soon x
Kinda did a bit of this at the weekend!"
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before
Yes. I am a stickler for not forcing sexual kinks on unsuspecting and unconsenting people and make no apologies for that.
Flashers in parks are just 'having a bit of fun' but I bet if someone you cared for was flashed at you'd call them all sorts of names.
Why is your plan any different?
Because all parties that I’ve seen previously have wanted night time lifts, I’ve driven past police and they haven’t seen, I’m not walking the streets just driving a car with people consenting to the exhibitionism
Dress it up as much as you like mate, you are no different to a flasher. "
Sorry for slow response I was trying to find where I said I wasn’t?
And I’m trying to figure out why that’s wrong as I’m only intending on doing so to consenting audience.
Everyone to their own opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know someone who now has a criminal record for driving naked.
Yes it's your risk to take but make sure you know the facts before assuming it'll be ok. |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before
Yes. I am a stickler for not forcing sexual kinks on unsuspecting and unconsenting people and make no apologies for that.
Flashers in parks are just 'having a bit of fun' but I bet if someone you cared for was flashed at you'd call them all sorts of names.
Why is your plan any different?
Because all parties that I’ve seen previously have wanted night time lifts, I’ve driven past police and they haven’t seen, I’m not walking the streets just driving a car with people consenting to the exhibitionism
Dress it up as much as you like mate, you are no different to a flasher.
Sorry for slow response I was trying to find where I said I wasn’t?
And I’m trying to figure out why that’s wrong as I’m only intending on doing so to consenting audience.
Everyone to their own opinion "
The issue is that you have no control over who may see you as your in a public place, they can't give consent and that is wrong..
If your link was on private land or in a club its all good but its not and that you refuse to acknowledge that possibility is a worry.. |
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"Just wondering is it legal?
Yep nothing illegal unless anyone takes offence which is difficult given that they’d need to be above me in the car?
Like on a bus or in a van or in a lorry or stood next to you at lights....
Gawd you’re a stickler you ain’t ya!
It’s for a laugh there’s no need to hate others for what they want to do, many ladies and men drive naked and I’m willing to guess you’ve never spotted em before
Yes. I am a stickler for not forcing sexual kinks on unsuspecting and unconsenting people and make no apologies for that.
Flashers in parks are just 'having a bit of fun' but I bet if someone you cared for was flashed at you'd call them all sorts of names.
Why is your plan any different?
Because all parties that I’ve seen previously have wanted night time lifts, I’ve driven past police and they haven’t seen, I’m not walking the streets just driving a car with people consenting to the exhibitionism
Dress it up as much as you like mate, you are no different to a flasher.
Sorry for slow response I was trying to find where I said I wasn’t?
And I’m trying to figure out why that’s wrong as I’m only intending on doing so to consenting audience.
Everyone to their own opinion "
So everyone in the area your driving round is consenting, yes?
And when I asked why your plan was different to a flashers you said 'because blah blah blah' that's kind of where you said you weren't the same as a flasher. |
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How many people have you seen from the waist down when driving a car?
If there’s loads then how the hell are you seeing that at night! Lol
I get your point and I’ll be sure to cover the essentials if there is kids around, I would anyway! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"How many people have you seen from the waist down when driving a car?
If there’s loads then how the hell are you seeing that at night! Lol
I get your point and I’ll be sure to cover the essentials if there is kids around, I would anyway! "
If someone is in a transit van next to you they could see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know someone who now has a criminal record for driving naked.
Yes it's your risk to take but make sure you know the facts before assuming it'll be ok. "
Similarly if you are involved in an accident (however minor) driving naked with strangers in the car to fulfil a sexual kink you are looking at best at charges of driving without due care and attention and potentially dangerous driving. Because even if you are focused on the road there isn't a judge or jury in the land that won't believe you were distracted while driving. |
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"How many people have you seen from the waist down when driving a car?
If there’s loads then how the hell are you seeing that at night! Lol
I get your point and I’ll be sure to cover the essentials if there is kids around, I would anyway! "
It's not just kids that don't want to see your cock though  |
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"How many people have you seen from the waist down when driving a car?
If there’s loads then how the hell are you seeing that at night! Lol
I get your point and I’ll be sure to cover the essentials if there is kids around, I would anyway!
It's not just kids that don't want to see your cock though "
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"Come on people,we shouldn't kink shame, unless you're into humiliation, in which case you are a filthy pervert   "
So you're ok with forcing sexual kinks onto unconsenting people too....good to know! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"How many people have you seen from the waist down when driving a car?
If there’s loads then how the hell are you seeing that at night! Lol
I get your point and I’ll be sure to cover the essentials if there is kids around, I would anyway!
It's not just kids that don't want to see your cock though "
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"Come on people,we shouldn't kink shame, unless you're into humiliation, in which case you are a filthy pervert "
Thanks for the backing, I’m sure there’s kinks each of these have done that could offend others but they forget these when they don’t like someone else’s! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Come on people,we shouldn't kink shame, unless you're into humiliation, in which case you are a filthy pervert
Thanks for the backing, I’m sure there’s kinks each of these have done that could offend others but they forget these when they don’t like someone else’s! "
Yours is potentially including unwilling participants though. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Jesus girl give it a rest! You’re getting boring to be honest! "
So is your persistence in trying to drag people into your kinks. If you ask for opinions on a public forum, expect to get some that you don't like. |
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"Jesus girl give it a rest! You’re getting boring to be honest!
So is your persistence in trying to drag people into your kinks. If you ask for opinions on a public forum, expect to get some that you don't like. "
I’m inviting others consider fun and a service I’m providing for free.
Please feel free to read another post |
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"Jesus girl give it a rest! You’re getting boring to be honest!
So is your persistence in trying to drag people into your kinks. If you ask for opinions on a public forum, expect to get some that you don't like. "
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"God no, can you imagine???
Night out, had a few, call a taxi, naked taxis turn up, driver is male 20stone greasy haired but naked!!! Fuck no!!!"
I’m afraid it’s only me, I’m not 20 stone and not greasy but that’s ok you can make your own conclusion x |
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"Cheaper than Uber?
Absolutely!
Just let me know if you need a lift x
Lol.
I'm not the customer you're looking for. *waves hand like a jedi*"
Oh fuck sexy and a star wars fan!
I'll give you a lift and keep my clothes on, unless you want them off at some point
( Disclaimer in the style of TV and to be said very quickly)
The driver will only remove clothes when it's safe and legal to do so ensuring that no innocent parties are forced to see my gross hairy butt, also the driver will only remove clothes at the request of said passenger ie:the hottie above.any nakedness will only occur when we are on either private land or in a location by where accidental flashing may occur such as a hotel room,sex club or a house at which this point the driver in question will give the passenger ,sexy hotty, a damn good seeing too....if she wants) |
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"Cheaper than Uber?
Absolutely!
Just let me know if you need a lift x
Lol.
I'm not the customer you're looking for. *waves hand like a jedi*
Oh fuck sexy and a star wars fan!
I'll give you a lift and keep my clothes on, unless you want them off at some point
( Disclaimer in the style of TV and to be said very quickly)
The driver will only remove clothes when it's safe and legal to do so ensuring that no innocent parties are forced to see my gross hairy butt, also the driver will only remove clothes at the request of said passenger ie:the hottie above.any nakedness will only occur when we are on either private land or in a location by where accidental flashing may occur such as a hotel room,sex club or a house at which this point the driver in question will give the passenger,sexy hotty, a damn good seeing too....if she wants)"
Which of you posted that?  |
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"Cheaper than Uber?
Absolutely!
Just let me know if you need a lift x
Lol.
I'm not the customer you're looking for. *waves hand like a jedi*
Oh fuck sexy and a star wars fan!
I'll give you a lift and keep my clothes on, unless you want them off at some point
( Disclaimer in the style of TV and to be said very quickly)
The driver will only remove clothes when it's safe and legal to do so ensuring that no innocent parties are forced to see my gross hairy butt, also the driver will only remove clothes at the request of said passenger ie:the hottie above.any nakedness will only occur when we are on either private land or in a location by where accidental flashing may occur such as a hotel room,sex club or a house at which this point the driver in question will give the passenger,sexy hotty, a damn good seeing too....if she wants)
Which of you posted that? "
It's was Mr but either of us or both at same time would be happy to seduce her |
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"Cheaper than Uber?
Absolutely!
Just let me know if you need a lift x
Lol.
I'm not the customer you're looking for. *waves hand like a jedi*
Oh fuck sexy and a star wars fan!
I'll give you a lift and keep my clothes on, unless you want them off at some point
( Disclaimer in the style of TV and to be said very quickly)
The driver will only remove clothes when it's safe and legal to do so ensuring that no innocent parties are forced to see my gross hairy butt, also the driver will only remove clothes at the request of said passenger ie:the hottie above.any nakedness will only occur when we are on either private land or in a location by where accidental flashing may occur such as a hotel room,sex club or a house at which this point the driver in question will give the passenger,sexy hotty, a damn good seeing too....if she wants)
Which of you posted that?
It's was Mr but either of us or both at same time would be happy to seduce her "
It was the "hairy butt" that gave it away...... |
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"Cheaper than Uber?
Absolutely!
Just let me know if you need a lift x
Lol.
I'm not the customer you're looking for. *waves hand like a jedi*
Oh fuck sexy and a star wars fan!
I'll give you a lift and keep my clothes on, unless you want them off at some point
( Disclaimer in the style of TV and to be said very quickly)
The driver will only remove clothes when it's safe and legal to do so ensuring that no innocent parties are forced to see my gross hairy butt, also the driver will only remove clothes at the request of said passenger ie:the hottie above.any nakedness will only occur when we are on either private land or in a location by where accidental flashing may occur such as a hotel room,sex club or a house at which this point the driver in question will give the passenger,sexy hotty, a damn good seeing too....if she wants)
Which of you posted that?
It's was Mr but either of us or both at same time would be happy to seduce her
It was the "hairy butt" that gave it away...... "
You haven't seen my Mrs butt it could have been her |
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over a year ago
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"Free taxi service available tonight?
Going to a club or just for a couple of drinks then let me know x"
Cheers pal, any chance you can collect a pizza, put a bag on ya cock n balls and bring it round mine? I would tip but you're doing it for fun, so I spent the extra on anchovies on the topping. Ta |
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"Free taxi service available tonight?
Going to a club or just for a couple of drinks then let me know x
Cheers pal, any chance you can collect a pizza, put a bag on ya cock n balls and bring it round mine? I would tip but you're doing it for fun, so I spent the extra on anchovies on the topping. Ta"
Ewwwwww anchovies |
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"Cheaper than Uber?
Absolutely!
Just let me know if you need a lift x
Lol.
I'm not the customer you're looking for. *waves hand like a jedi*
Oh fuck sexy and a star wars fan!
I'll give you a lift and keep my clothes on, unless you want them off at some point
( Disclaimer in the style of TV and to be said very quickly)
The driver will only remove clothes when it's safe and legal to do so ensuring that no innocent parties are forced to see my gross hairy butt, also the driver will only remove clothes at the request of said passenger ie:the hottie above.any nakedness will only occur when we are on either private land or in a location by where accidental flashing may occur such as a hotel room,sex club or a house at which this point the driver in question will give the passenger,sexy hotty, a damn good seeing too....if she wants)
Which of you posted that?
It's was Mr but either of us or both at same time would be happy to seduce her
It was the "hairy butt" that gave it away......
You haven't seen my Mrs butt it could have been her "
True, but I live in hope.  |
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"Business is booming i see
Yeah, 5 lifts off the back of this blog, I’m not an official business clearly!
Shame they haven't verified you to help drum up more interest. "
It is but then given I’ve seen accounts at literally minutes old and they have verified then I feel that whole system is potentially untrustworthy to be honest! |
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"Business is booming i see
Yeah, 5 lifts off the back of this blog, I’m not an official business clearly!
Shame they haven't verified you to help drum up more interest.
It is but then given I’ve seen accounts at literally minutes old and they have verified then I feel that whole system is potentially untrustworthy to be honest! "
They could have been here before and verified by friends to get them started. I've done that for a few guys who have left and returned. |
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"Business is booming i see
Yeah, 5 lifts off the back of this blog, I’m not an official business clearly!
Shame they haven't verified you to help drum up more interest.
It is but then given I’ve seen accounts at literally minutes old and they have verified then I feel that whole system is potentially untrustworthy to be honest! "
I met someone from another site before she joined Fab. I recommended Fab to her and verified her within half an hour of joining.
It happens.
However, nice smokescreen by the way, you didn't answer the ops question. |
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"Free taxi service available tonight?
Going to a club or just for a couple of drinks then let me know x
Cheers pal, any chance you can collect a pizza, put a bag on ya cock n balls and bring it round mine? I would tip but you're doing it for fun, so I spent the extra on anchovies on the topping. Ta
Ewwwwww anchovies"
Even worse...cold anchovies! Bloody pizza hasn't arrived. I'm marking him right down on trip advisor |
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"Still available if anyone wants this service?
6 week old thread full of people saying no thanks.
You should be able to answer your own question now.
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Funny that as people have taken up the service from the thread, they’ve pm’d direct, sorry for upsetting your day as you read a thread you didn’t need to! |
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