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Best way of stopping someone snoring
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I was thinking of teabagging however this comes with 2 major drawbacks
1) How do I hover over when they’re asleep without waking them up
2) Once they’re dipped in the fright could cause them the bite them off
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over a year ago
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"Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure I was just gonna say this  "
Looks like great minds think alike, as these were my initial thoughts on seeing the thread  |
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"Finger pokey up the bumhole
Pegging?"
No just a quick finger inserted either partially or fully into the offending parties anus usually stops the snoring.
Followed by a response of fuck off or a punch to the head.
Not to be confused with foreplay  |
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"Finger pokey up the bumhole
Pegging?
No just a quick finger inserted either partially or fully into the offending parties anus usually stops the snoring.
Followed by a response of fuck off or a punch to the head.
Not to be confused with foreplay "
Yeah, it needs an element of surprise or even shock to gain the full effect. The pegee would have a slight advantage of being woken before being penetrated! |
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"All joking aside, it can be a right relationship wrecker,OP.
Nearly ended ours, and it took an ultimatum to get it checked out and managed properly. "
And in all seriousness can be a sign of a potentially fatal issue. |
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"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!
What???
Not smothering or novachok???
I give up  "
I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?  |
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Snoring is sooooooo annoying
I just can't share a bed with a snorer or a mouth breather or any annoying noises - they need their own room and you need earplugs! |
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"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!
What???
Not smothering or novachok???
I give up
I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts? "
I don't know what you're talking about  |
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"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!
What???
Not smothering or novachok???
I give up
I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?
I don't know what you're talking about "
I think your a double agent  |
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"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!
What???
Not smothering or novachok???
I give up
I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?
I don't know what you're talking about
I think your a double agent "
It's a vicious rumour started by dissidents  |
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"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!
What???
Not smothering or novachok???
I give up
I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?
I don't know what you're talking about
I think your a double agent
It's a vicious rumour started by dissidents "
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