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Does length matter....?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How tall are you and are you happy with it?
I'm happy being of pretty average height, I don't need to duck for low beams or tip toe for kissing or tricky sex positions, but I'm sure there are advantages to all sizes, right? Just like a rugby team...
Any thoughts? Please keep it friendly, positive and lighthearted you beautiful people of varied but equally wonderful shapes and sizes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches "
Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches
Really? "
Really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches
Really?
Really "
Well I love you just as you are x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches
Really?
Really
Well I love you just as you are x"
Lol. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches "
I could use my head shrinking techniques to shrink you 
There’s nowt I can do about my height and at 5’9” I can live with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches
I could use my head shrinking techniques to shrink you
There’s nowt I can do about my height and at 5’9” I can live with it."
Does it involve your snake oil though?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches
I could use my head shrinking techniques to shrink you
There’s nowt I can do about my height and at 5’9” I can live with it.
Does it involve your snake oil though? "
No just my cauldron  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my family is tall, mum & sister both 5'8" & brothers 6'4" & 6'5", I'm the short-arse at 5'3" & I'd love to be a few inches taller just so I could reach stuff on the top shelf instead of having to climb on a chair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you attracted to ppl of certain height based on your own? I once went out with a girl who was genuinely 6'1" without heels and she was stunning but ppl would always look at us and I'm not sure if they were thinking she was tall or just beautiful? Probably the prettiest girl I've ever seen.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you attracted to ppl of certain height based on your own? I once went out with a girl who was genuinely 6'1" without heels and she was stunning but ppl would always look at us and I'm not sure if they were thinking she was tall or just beautiful? Probably the prettiest girl I've ever seen.... "
Yes height is one of the first things I look at. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5'2" and I like it just fine. Apart from at gigs  "
You can sit on my shoulders
And if your very good and wear a short skirt I'll be facing the bar not t hbe band |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I would love to be shorter. The sort of adorable (fuck this is patronising to women who are shorter than me!) petite women who you can just imagine spooning? I'd love that. I feel like I'm just a bit average-y heightwise. Neither short or particularly tall for a woman. I think my roundness makes me look shorter. Maybe I need to get rounder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works "
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love to be shorter. The sort of adorable (fuck this is patronising to women who are shorter than me!) petite women who you can just imagine spooning? I'd love that. I feel like I'm just a bit average-y heightwise. Neither short or particularly tall for a woman. I think my roundness makes me look shorter. Maybe I need to get rounder. "
I was thinking you were about 5'5" bur i may have been delirious from.the drizzle cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5'2" and I like it just fine. Apart from at gigs
You can sit on my shoulders
And if your very good and wear a short skirt I'll be facing the bar not t hbe band "
I'm sure the other gig attendees would appreciate that very much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm around 5ft 8 and wouldn't change it. My OH is a tiny bit taller than me and it does mean that I don't really wear heels that often as he doesn't really like it. I would usually prefer taller guys x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why.... "
Once you know you can't unknow.. that half inch is fact so I'd be lying if it wasn't there.. one of my many odd isms.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Up until the age of about 16, I was about 5'1 and a fag paper. In the next 18 months I shot up to 5'11. Perfectly happy with that."
I was tiny at school too, only really grew around age 15.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5'2" and I like it just fine. Apart from at gigs
You can sit on my shoulders
And if your very good and wear a short skirt I'll be facing the bar not t hbe band
I'm sure the other gig attendees would appreciate that very much "
Put a wet floor sign up it'll be fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why....
Once you know you can't unknow.. that half inch is fact so I'd be lying if it wasn't there.. one of my many odd isms.. "
Fuck me I'm a fibber.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why.... "
Every inch counts ya know! Even half an inch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why....
Once you know you can't unknow.. that half inch is fact so I'd be lying if it wasn't there.. one of my many odd isms..
Fuck me I'm a fibber.... "
Thinking about it, I hope this doesn't void the contract? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why....
Once you know you can't unknow.. that half inch is fact so I'd be lying if it wasn't there.. one of my many odd isms..
Fuck me I'm a fibber.... "
Yup.. rumbled!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was thinking you were about 5'5" bur i may have been delirious from.the drizzle cake
Yeah... you did eat a lot of drizzle cake. Or you've got me confused me with someone else. "
Hmmm might have been my gaze was a little lower than the top of your head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why....
Once you know you can't unknow.. that half inch is fact so I'd be lying if it wasn't there.. one of my many odd isms..
Fuck me I'm a fibber....
Thinking about it, I hope this doesn't void the contract? "
Let me check the smallprint  there's many caveats. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why....
Every inch counts ya know! Even half an inch "
You do know we're talking about foot to crown, right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why....
Once you know you can't unknow.. that half inch is fact so I'd be lying if it wasn't there.. one of my many odd isms..
Fuck me I'm a fibber....
Thinking about it, I hope this doesn't void the contract?
Let me check the smallprint there's many caveats."
Don't break my , not now..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up until the age of about 16, I was about 5'1 and a fag paper. In the next 18 months I shot up to 5'11. Perfectly happy with that."
iv been 5ft 9 since i was 12
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5,5 1/2 and fine with that.. I'd be happy being shorter so I'm not taller than a man when I'm in heels.. prefer taller men but it's no deal breaker. I married a 5,7 guy when I perv after giants.. just how it works
That half counts!
I'm actually 6 foot and a half inch but I rounded down rather than up, god knows why....
Once you know you can't unknow.. that half inch is fact so I'd be lying if it wasn't there.. one of my many odd isms..
Fuck me I'm a fibber....
Yup.. rumbled!!! "
Lol is that a yes?  |
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I've met guys taller then me and love it and being honest you can't beat looking up at someone... But I had some great times with a guy who was the same height or I was a bit taller in heels and it didn't bother me in the slightest... So im undecided on that.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've met guys taller then me and love it and being honest you can't beat looking up at someone... But I had some great times with a guy who was the same height or I was a bit taller in heels and it didn't bother me in the slightest... So im undecided on that.. "
I like all sorts, usually depends on the frame and brain of the person too, and how they carry themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m 5ft 1, I do like my height but doughnut is 5ft 10 and it would be nice to be able to different positions sometimes as my height isn’t on my side lol. Plus reaching for things is an issue sometimes! |
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"How tall are you and are you happy with it?
I'm happy being of pretty average height, I don't need to duck for low beams or tip toe for kissing or tricky sex positions, but I'm sure there are advantages to all sizes, right? Just like a rugby team...
Any thoughts? Please keep it friendly, positive and lighthearted you beautiful people of varied but equally wonderful shapes and sizes "
I’m a little over 5ft 7 - which puts me at around 6ft in heels! I’m happy with my height tbh - I only wear heels when I’ve got makeup etc on so don’t mind being more noticeable! Daytime I’m a no makeup, hair shoved up kinda gal! Then I wear flats and become nicely invisible!
I’m pretty comfortable being me!
With guys - yeah it’s great if they’re around 6ft - but I’m not going to turn an amazing guy down around my own height for the sake of a few inches! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6' and it works.
That’s a good height for a man though. I find 6ft 2 is perfect for me in my heels
I'll put my heels on as well then... "
Oh no please don’t  |
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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches
I'm the opposite. I'd love to be taller than 5'2 x"
Love smaller ladies! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches
I'm the opposite. I'd love to be taller than 5'2 x"
I just had a quick perv, I think you look beautiful |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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The only thing i’d change is to have smaller feet so i could buy shoes wherever i wanted.
Although my height does tend to generate a lot of attention, which as a shy lass i’d sometimes rather not have. It also puts my boobs at a lot of men’s eyeline, which can get a bit awkward.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure like most other physical attributes it matters to some....
We cant ever change what we look like, other than superficially, but maybe who we are is more important...
Sometimes....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like being short because it fools people into thinking I'm cute and innocent.
I can only use the bottom shelf in my kitchen cupboards though  "
You are cute and innocent, you're not fooling manyone.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like being short because it fools people into thinking I'm cute and innocent.
I can only use the bottom shelf in my kitchen cupboards though
You are cute and innocent, you're not fooling manyone.... "
Yw for the new word |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only thing i’d change is to have smaller feet so i could buy shoes wherever i wanted.
Although my height does tend to generate a lot of attention, which as a shy lass i’d sometimes rather not have. It also puts my boobs at a lot of men’s eyeline, which can get a bit awkward.
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What size are your feet? |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"The only thing i’d change is to have smaller feet so i could buy shoes wherever i wanted.
Although my height does tend to generate a lot of attention, which as a shy lass i’d sometimes rather not have. It also puts my boobs at a lot of men’s eyeline, which can get a bit awkward.
What size are your feet? "
Bigger than a Sky remote |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pics or it never happened
(I've never asked a girl for feet before, and definitely not a sky remote shot....)
Done. If i get weird feet related messages i’ll blame you  "
Awwwww, you brilliant thing you!!!!
I'm not a foot person but they look pretty gorgeous xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise"
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a shorty and people do love to put things up high where I can’t reach them
Only mind being short when I can’t get trousers the right length. "
They just want to see your lovely arse on a ladder |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m a shorty and people do love to put things up high where I can’t reach them
Only mind being short when I can’t get trousers the right length.
They just want to see your lovely arse on a ladder "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger.... "
It’s 1/8 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8"
Even if you're 8ft tall...??? |
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8"
Now you I’ll make a height exception for! I’ll wear flats! They say we’re all the same height when I’m kneeling to suck your cock anyway - or something like that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...??? "
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long "
know any basketball players?!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long "
Pmsl....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
know any basketball players?!? "
i play  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl.... "
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
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Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8"
I just used my calculator for your cock length, respectable! |
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
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Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!! "
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
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Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually.... "
you sound so romantic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
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Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic."
Try feeling me..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you ever see a very tall couple, I mean where the girl is 6'2 or 6'3, and her bf is 6'4 or 6'5 and think "she must have just got with the one guy she could find taller than her""
I think tall ppl look elegant like giraffes..... |
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over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
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Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you ever see a very tall couple, I mean where the girl is 6'2 or 6'3, and her bf is 6'4 or 6'5 and think "she must have just got with the one guy she could find taller than her"
I think tall ppl look elegant like giraffes..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you ever see a very tall couple, I mean where the girl is 6'2 or 6'3, and her bf is 6'4 or 6'5 and think "she must have just got with the one guy she could find taller than her"
I think tall ppl look elegant like giraffes..... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
*
Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me.....
Grope? Alright "
It's yours to do what you like with, in writing, I meant feel me emotionally lololol
Also, what happened to your hearts?
(wait, I'm not doing as we agreed, am I..... ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
*
Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me.....
Grope? Alright
It's yours to do what you like with, in writing, I meant feel me emotionally lololol
Also, what happened to your hearts?
(wait, I'm not doing as we agreed, am I..... ) "
I've no idea how to feel someone emotionally!! Faf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
know any basketball players?!? "
Sorry, no! I stopped hanging around with them when the doctor gave me a neck brace |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
*
Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me.....
Grope? Alright
It's yours to do what you like with, in writing, I meant feel me emotionally lololol
Also, what happened to your hearts?
(wait, I'm not doing as we agreed, am I..... )
I've no idea how to feel someone emotionally!! Faf? "
Lies! And of course, always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
I just used my calculator for your cock length, respectable! "
I might be fibbing a bit, it’s a public discussion after all! Ssshhhh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
I just used my calculator for your cock length, respectable!
I might be fibbing a bit, it’s a public discussion after all! Ssshhhh!"
I won't say a word |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
*
Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me.....
Grope? Alright
It's yours to do what you like with, in writing, I meant feel me emotionally lololol
Also, what happened to your hearts?
(wait, I'm not doing as we agreed, am I..... )
I've no idea how to feel someone emotionally!! Faf?
Lies! And of course, always "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like being short because it fools people into thinking I'm cute and innocent.
I can only use the bottom shelf in my kitchen cupboards though
You are cute and innocent, you're not fooling manyone....
Yw for the new word "
I quite like it! Like a lot of random people "manyone". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
know any basketball players?!?
Sorry, no! I stopped hanging around with them when the doctor gave me a neck brace"
You have a beautiful neck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like being short because it fools people into thinking I'm cute and innocent.
I can only use the bottom shelf in my kitchen cupboards though
You are cute and innocent, you're not fooling manyone....
Yw for the new word
I quite like it! Like a lot of random people "manyone". "
Ikr! Natural typo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
*
Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me.....
Grope? Alright
It's yours to do what you like with, in writing, I meant feel me emotionally lololol
Also, what happened to your hearts?
(wait, I'm not doing as we agreed, am I..... )
I've no idea how to feel someone emotionally!! Faf?
Lies! And of course, always
Deal "
Darling that's public, js, but I'm cool with that, deal always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
*
Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me.....
Grope? Alright
It's yours to do what you like with, in writing, I meant feel me emotionally lololol
Also, what happened to your hearts?
(wait, I'm not doing as we agreed, am I..... )
I've no idea how to feel someone emotionally!! Faf?
Lies! And of course, always
Deal
Darling that's public, js, but I'm cool with that, deal always "
Can't just live like fugitives forever!! |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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Until I joined Fab I never gave my height a second thought as always felt pretty average. After joining fab I realised there's a whole lot of women who would dismiss anyone under six foot so for that reason a couple extra inches would have been useful on here. Outside of fab I couldn't care less. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
Pmsl....
Fuck me, wrong emoji....
*
Yeah yeah.. he's very pretty!!
I'm blind to all beauty but yours now, contractually....
you sound so romantic.
Try feeling me.....
Grope? Alright
It's yours to do what you like with, in writing, I meant feel me emotionally lololol
Also, what happened to your hearts?
(wait, I'm not doing as we agreed, am I..... )
I've no idea how to feel someone emotionally!! Faf?
Lies! And of course, always
Deal
Darling that's public, js, but I'm cool with that, deal always
Can't just live like fugitives forever!! "
Tru dat! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've always said that I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall..... gimme another few inches in height and I'll be perfect  "
You look fine to me, and I'm not just being a flirty bastard, promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next time you fly coach and the 6ft6 guy next to you has bumped his head on the overhead luggage compartment and is sitting next to you with his knees next to his ears.... lean over and ask... "So what's it like being so tall?"...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always said that I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall..... gimme another few inches in height and I'll be perfect
You look fine to me, and I'm not just being a flirty bastard, promise "
Fine? Not perfect?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
know any basketball players?!?
Sorry, no! I stopped hanging around with them when the doctor gave me a neck brace
You have a beautiful neck "
Straight and wide! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Until I joined Fab I never gave my height a second thought as always felt pretty average. After joining fab I realised there's a whole lot of women who would dismiss anyone under six foot so for that reason a couple extra inches would have been useful on here. Outside of fab I couldn't care less."
That's rubbish that, but I guess ppl can specify all sorts of perameters here. I doubt you suffer though, you seem super popular here, and more fool the fool who specs you out friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm 5ft 5" so truly average in every way . It's good that m lot men are above me in height, so I never needed to worry about 6ft plus
You don’t look at all average in any other way, you look stunning!!"
It's irony. When you get to know her she's exceptional in every way. She makes me wish I hadn't sworn not to marry another redhead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've always said that I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall..... gimme another few inches in height and I'll be perfect
You look fine to me, and I'm not just being a flirty bastard, promise
Fine? Not perfect?! "
When I said fine, I meant in comparison to my ideal dream woman, obv!!!! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I've always wanted to be a bit taller, at 5'5 AND A HALF, I am officially the shortest in my family!
Anyone moaning about being too tall ~ swap ya "
I always think of you as being tall. Like 5'10. I don't know why! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always said that I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall..... gimme another few inches in height and I'll be perfect
You look fine to me, and I'm not just being a flirty bastard, promise
Fine? Not perfect?!
When I said fine, I meant in comparison to my ideal dream woman, obv!!!! "
Obvs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always said that I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall..... gimme another few inches in height and I'll be perfect
You look fine to me, and I'm not just being a flirty bastard, promise
Fine? Not perfect?! "
I think it's like the American use of the word. "You're so fine!".... in which case perfect simply doesn't suffice. |
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"I've always said that I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall..... gimme another few inches in height and I'll be perfect
You look fine to me, and I'm not just being a flirty bastard, promise
Fine? Not perfect?!
I think it's like the American use of the word. "You're so fine!".... in which case perfect simply doesn't suffice. "
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"I've always wanted to be a bit taller, at 5'5 AND A HALF, I am officially the shortest in my family!
Anyone moaning about being too tall ~ swap ya
I always think of you as being tall. Like 5'10. I don't know why! "
She does look tall in pics, must be super slim! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
know any basketball players?!?
Sorry, no! I stopped hanging around with them when the doctor gave me a neck brace
You have a beautiful neck
Straight and wide!"
And smelling so adorably French!! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I've always wanted to be a bit taller, at 5'5 AND A HALF, I am officially the shortest in my family!
Anyone moaning about being too tall ~ swap ya
I always think of you as being tall. Like 5'10. I don't know why! "
I wish!! I probably look tall because my legs are about 4ft long..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
I recently measured my arm span to height ratio and apparently they're supposed to be the same, but it turns out I have arms like me tickle, a proper knuckle dragger....
It’s 1/8
Even if you're 8ft tall...???
Yes, that’s why basketball shorts are so long
know any basketball players?!?
Sorry, no! I stopped hanging around with them when the doctor gave me a neck brace
You have a beautiful neck
Straight and wide!
And smelling so adorably French!! "
That’s not me, that’s Christian Dior! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How tall are you and are you happy with it?
I'm happy being of pretty average height, I don't need to duck for low beams or tip toe for kissing or tricky sex positions, but I'm sure there are advantages to all sizes, right? Just like a rugby team...
Any thoughts? Please keep it friendly, positive and lighthearted you beautiful people of varied but equally wonderful shapes and sizes "
I'm six ft but understand the country average is a little less? As you say being any taller is positively a drawback? Getting through doors etc?
As regards sexual positions all depends on the relative height of your partner? I've been out with girls from 5ft to 6ft and you just adapt naturally? I do have a preference for tall girls when vertical though! With preposterous high heels as well!!! |
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"How tall are you and are you happy with it?
I'm happy being of pretty average height, I don't need to duck for low beams or tip toe for kissing or tricky sex positions, but I'm sure there are advantages to all sizes, right? Just like a rugby team...
Any thoughts? Please keep it friendly, positive and lighthearted you beautiful people of varied but equally wonderful shapes and sizes
I'm six ft but understand the country average is a little less? As you say being any taller is positively a drawback? Getting through doors etc?
As regards sexual positions all depends on the relative height of your partner? I've been out with girls from 5ft to 6ft and you just adapt naturally? I do have a preference for tall girls when vertical though! With preposterous high heels as well!!! "
Heels are beautiful!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the perfect penis to body ratio length wise
What is that?
It’s 1/8
Well I never knew that but that calculates exactly right for me at 6' 2"!! "
Nine and quarter fab inches? Go you! |
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over a year ago
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"I’m 6 foot, which is exactly the minimum height most women demand you to be on here.
How tall though?
I’m 6 foot, was the main give away there."
Sorry I was awestruck by something else..... |
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im 6'1 and makes my job as a scaffolder awkward as normal height between lifts is 6ft so gotta duck all the time lol...but for swinging...all the same lying down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5ft 2 I'd would have liked a few extra inches.
You can borrow 5 from me!
that's three and bit unused right?, just the tip? "
I like to keep some in reserve, in case of an emergency |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm 5ft6 and it doesn't bother me
I would, however, like longer legs, just so I don't need to spend an extra tenner getting trousers altered every time I buy a pair |
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I think because we hear so much on this site about guys needing to be 6ft+ some guys worry about it needlessly
It is a bit of a false reality outside of this parallel universe we willingly inhabit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm ok with my height. I'd love to be a bit taller, but 6" heels help with that. When we're at clubs I'm easily 6ft+ in them so definitely feel better when I have them on and am taller.
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"I think because we hear so much on this site about guys needing to be 6ft+ some guys worry about it needlessly
It is a bit of a false reality outside of this parallel universe we willingly inhabit "
My reason is simply because I’m tall though. I’ve had nasty messages because of my height preferences but like I’ve said before I like a man to be taller than me. If I was 5ft 2 they wouldn’t need to be 6ft or over! |
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"I think because we hear so much on this site about guys needing to be 6ft+ some guys worry about it needlessly
It is a bit of a false reality outside of this parallel universe we willingly inhabit
My reason is simply because I’m tall though. I’ve had nasty messages because of my height preferences but like I’ve said before I like a man to be taller than me. If I was 5ft 2 they wouldn’t need to be 6ft or over! "
I think it's fair enough to have personal preference. My experience and judgement is that on average most guys seem to like women to be shorter than they are and most women like guys to be be taller than themselves, so since your average woman is shorter than your average dude, there should be somebody for everyone, sorted right? |
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"5ft 9 and no. That would be the one thing I would change about myself if I could. I’ve never liked it. Would love to lose a couple of inches "
Now I'm only going by the pictures of course,but by the look of them you look wonderful! |
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