I've lost a big toenail twice. If you really miss it you can get fake ones, especially good when you want to wear pretty nail polish. It has been sandal weather, after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DNA evidence "

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By *ibblingnewtWoman over a year ago

by the sea

To dig out of a grave

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Stopping our fingers and toes from fraying

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Your toenails serve the vitally important task of protecting the soft and sensitive tissue underneath.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to tap while playing "this little piggy" with your child (yes yes yes yours was the prettiest baby)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of. "

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage."

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

For stimulating the ‘on button’ of your receptor sensors.... a tentative running of nail tips down your spine

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My talons have many uses

I used my thumb nail earlier to tighten a screw as my screwdriver seems to have disappeared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Painting and looking pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To dig out of a grave "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Scratching backs."

During sex

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

How do you arm a dillo?????????? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

How do you arm a dillo?????????? lol

batteries (my eyesights poor)

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

How do you arm a dillo?????????? lol

batteries (my eyesights poor)

Damn i had ideas of an AK47!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratching backs."

I thought someone would beat me to it but I also love the way H gently scratches her nails over my stomach, sides etc soooo hot!!

If that was gods only purpose for them it’s a bloody good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You people are weird, scratching people's backs with your feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You people are weird, scratching people's backs with your feet

I fail to see what is weird about it

Doesn’t everyone enjoy toenails being dragged all over them???

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Digging into a nice set of balls

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Not for everyone I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

women need them to scratch each other's eyes out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You people are weird, scratching people's backs with your feet

I fail to see what is weird about it

Doesn’t everyone enjoy toenails being dragged all over them???

LJ"

in a supermarket checkout though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For painting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to go on the internet. "Nailed IT"

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Cat fights

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