Never let the truth get in the way of a made up story so let's have your weird and wonderful facts whether they are true or a little bit spurious but the funnier the better
Men on fab have more chance of having sex with an Eskimos wife in Iceland (the supermarket) than getting a meet |
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"Never let the truth get in the way of a made up story so let's have your weird and wonderful facts whether they are true or a little bit spurious but the funnier the better
Men on fab have more chance of having sex with an Eskimos wife in Iceland (the supermarket) than getting a meet"
It is a well known 'fact' that this is the funniest post ever.
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"Never let the truth get in the way of a made up story so let's have your weird and wonderful facts whether they are true or a little bit spurious but the funnier the better
Men on fab have more chance of having sex with an Eskimos wife in Iceland (the supermarket) than getting a meet
It is a well known 'fact' that this is the funniest post ever.
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Can't argue with hard facts |
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"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.
If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.
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I'm trying that. |
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"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.
If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.
I'm trying that."
How many, is too many though  |
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"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.
If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.
I'm trying that.
How many, is too many though "
I can’t divulge that publicly or folk will think i’m weird and i’ll never get the sex again (but more than two) |
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"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.
If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.
I'm trying that.
How many, is too many though
I can’t divulge that publicly or folk will think i’m weird and i’ll never get the sex again (but more than two)"
Two multi bags  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.
If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.
I'm trying that.
How many, is too many though
I can’t divulge that publicly or folk will think i’m weird and i’ll never get the sex again (but more than two)
Two multi bags "
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Heard these so called facts long time ago: the guy who invented the first flushing toilet was called Harvey Crapper and this is why we say going for a crap!!!!
Secondly in a pub quiz I heard that a man involved with designing modern bras was called Mr Tit Sling ??? |
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One fact I can def dispute is people say that if you jump out of a tower block your dead from fright before you hit the bottom. I lived in high rise flats until I was 17 there was two jumpers while I lived there neither of them died before hitting the ground. |
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