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Funniest euphemism you have heard?

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By *UNCHBOX OP Man over a year ago

folkestone

My all time favourite for having a wank is, 'hand to gland combat'

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"My all time favourite for having a wank is, 'hand to gland combat'"

I heard that for the first time the other week when Lib wrote it on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

everybody 'Knewing' everybody else in the Bible

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

There was a bloke I knew wanted a hot hairy poultice on his cock

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Half rice, half chips =bi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Popping ones hose in the tool shed ."

Sexual intercourse

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By *hil_u_upMan over a year ago

swansea

"Half rice, half chips =bi

Camps on both sides of the field = bi

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple over a year ago

London

The congregation leaving the cathedral - what a woman feels as she goes to the toilet after condom free sex...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

President Clinton is in a meeting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Supping from the sweeter cup (lesbian).

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By *corpio67Man over a year ago

hillingdon

Guided muscle looking for a silo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dropping the kids off at the pool

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