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over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower 
Oi he’s called Gnora!"
we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?"
Well I did. But it’s not my gnome. Thank fook! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?"
Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora!"
Sorry wrong Gnome, I thought Cheeky69 said that she had 4 gnobbly gnomes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?
Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya "
I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gnome matter what they tell us
Gnome matter what they do
Gnome matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
Gnome matter what they call us
However they attack
Gnome matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
Gnomezone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?
Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya
I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans" "
Like a true gnome  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gnome matter what they tell us
Gnome matter what they do
Gnome matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
Gnome matter what they call us
However they attack
Gnome matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
Gnomezone"
Copy cat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?
Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya "
thought I best make it my Avatar so people don't think I'm sending you filthy photo's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gnome matter what they tell us
Gnome matter what they do
Gnome matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
Gnome matter what they call us
However they attack
Gnome matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
Gnomezone"
I’m crying with laughter here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?
Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya
I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans" "
Ooooh really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gnome matter what they tell us
Gnome matter what they do
Gnome matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
Gnome matter what they call us
However they attack
Gnome matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
Gnomezone
Copy cat!"
Boyzgnome  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gnome matter what they tell us
Gnome matter what they do
Gnome matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
Gnome matter what they call us
However they attack
Gnome matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
Gnomezone
I’m crying with laughter here "
I’m nowhere near that stage people need to up their game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gnome matter what they tell us
Gnome matter what they do
Gnome matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
Gnome matter what they call us
However they attack
Gnome matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
Gnomezone
Copy cat!"
I was too busy typing it to notice you’d already posted it.
Gnomehead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora!
Sorry wrong Gnome, I thought Cheeky69 said that she had 4 gnobbly gnomes"
I do indeed, I’m going to buy more, lots more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?
Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya
I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans"
Ooooh really? "
Yeah baked beans get really hot if you leave them too long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gnome matter what they tell us
Gnome matter what they do
Gnome matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
Gnome matter what they call us
However they attack
Gnome matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
Gnomezone
Copy cat!
I was too busy typing it to notice you’d already posted it.
Gnomehead "
I’ll let you off you gnome I will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take me down to the paradise city
Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty
Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)
Take me down to the paradise city
With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy
Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take me down to the paradise city
Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty
Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)
Take me down to the paradise city
With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy
Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome)"
Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take me down to the paradise city
Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty
Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)
Take me down to the paradise city
With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy
Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome)"
I think I’m more entertained than Nora is right gnome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take me down to the paradise city
Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty
Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)
Take me down to the paradise city
With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy
Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome)
I think I’m more entertained than Nora is right gnome "
Who the hell brought gnomes into this anyway!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?"
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?
Toadstools. "
I don’t get it   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic ( ) 
Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?
Yummy!!!
Did I really just say yummy . Don’t hate me "
You said yummy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?
Toadstools.
I don’t get it "
Toad's tools |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora!
Sorry wrong Gnome, I thought Cheeky69 said that she had 4 gnobbly gnomes
I do indeed, I’m going to buy more, lots more "
Never mind a cat Lady
Cheeky is connoisseur of gnomes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?
Toadstools.
I don’t get it
Toad's tools "
Oh yeah . Ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic ()
Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?
Yummy!!!
Did I really just say yummy . Don’t hate me
You said yummy "
I’ll be saying nom nom next!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower
Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!
Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?
Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya thought I best make it my Avatar so people don't think I'm sending you filthy photo's "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are small things
We lurk by trees
I'll wear my hat
Your lawn I'll pat
Always with beard
You'll name me, it's weird
Watching, waiting, quietly masturbating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me gnome
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are small things
We lurk by trees
I'll wear my hat
Your lawn I'll pat
Always with beard
You'll name me, it's weird
Watching, waiting, quietly masturbating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me gnome
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na"
Gnome more gnomes pleeeeeeease |
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?
Toadstools.
I don’t get it
Toad's tools
Oh yeah . Ffs "
What's born to succeed? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?
Toadstools.
I don’t get it
Toad's tools
Oh yeah . Ffs
What's born to succeed?"
Something to do with birds? |
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?
Toadstools.
I don’t get it
Toad's tools
Oh yeah . Ffs
What's born to succeed?
Something to do with birds?"
A budgie with no beak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's gnome got to do got to with it
What's gnome but a second hand emotion
What's gnome got to do got to with it
Who needs a gnome when a gnome CANT be broken? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
What do gay frogs sit on?
I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?
Toadstools.
I don’t get it
Toad's tools
Oh yeah . Ffs
What's born to succeed?
Something to do with birds?
A budgie with no beak. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's gnome got to do got to with it
What's gnome but a second hand emotion
What's gnome got to do got to with it
Who needs a gnome when a gnome CANT be broken?"
I’m sorry but that’s rubbish!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think my pms have helped
Haha. They have. You always manage to cheer me up  nice to know at least a few people have humour still "
Not many of us left unfortunately! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
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Just sit there and think how much longer you'll be waiting after Brexit and the subsequent breakdown of all public services due to lack of income. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)
Just sit there and think how much longer you'll be waiting after Brexit and the subsequent breakdown of all public services due to lack of income. "
lol. You’re not wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are small things
We lurk by trees
I'll wear my hat
Your lawn I'll pat
Always with beard
You'll name me, it's weird
Watching, waiting, quietly masturbating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me gnome
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Gnome more gnomes pleeeeeeease "
You don’t mean that Gnora  |
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over a year ago
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"Doctor doctor I've been dropped by the cricket team they say I have butterfingers...
It's ok it doesn't seem to be spreading and it's definitely not catching.."
. Like that |
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over a year ago
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Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual.... |
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual...."
Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now |
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual...."
. The old ones are the oldest |
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual....
Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now "
Oi! No heavy petting on my thread you two |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual....
Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now "
How nice of you to notice!
I'll check out the chicks too! Always a welcome sight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual....
Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now
Oi! No heavy petting on my thread you two "
I’ve put Gnora away for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual....
Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now
Oi! No heavy petting on my thread you two
I’ve put Gnora away for a bit "
Will Gnora be back later? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual....
. The old ones are the oldest "
Tom Gnomes sang that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.
Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?
It's not unusual....
. The old ones are the oldest
Tom Gnomes sang that "
That he did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the look in your eye
I can tell you're gonna cry
Is it over me?
If it is, save your tears
For I'm not worth it, you see
For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own
And because I'm only 1ft 6"
I'm a Gnome
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By the look in your eye
I can tell you're gonna cry
Is it over me?
If it is, save your tears
For I'm not worth it, you see
For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own
And because I'm only 1ft 6"
I'm a Gnome
"
Oh god this is getting worse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the look in your eye
I can tell you're gonna cry
Is it over me?
If it is, save your tears
For I'm not worth it, you see
For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own
And because I'm only 1ft 6"
I'm a Gnome
Oh god this is getting worse! "
Made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the look in your eye
I can tell you're gonna cry
Is it over me?
If it is, save your tears
For I'm not worth it, you see
For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own
And because I'm only 1ft 6"
I'm a Gnome
Oh god this is getting worse! "
Oi ive been on ages thinking that up for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By the look in your eye
I can tell you're gonna cry
Is it over me?
If it is, save your tears
For I'm not worth it, you see
For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own
And because I'm only 1ft 6"
I'm a Gnome
Oh god this is getting worse! Oi ive been on ages thinking that up for you "
Hahaha. Much appreciated Ali |
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We're going on a holiday now
Gonna take a villa, a small chalet
Costa del Magnifico
Yo, cost of living is so low
Yeah, gonna be so neat
I met this bloke with little feet
He's got a fishing rod and looks so cool
And when I 1st met him he was
Fishing by the pool
Fishing by the pool
Fishing by the pool
Fishing, Fishing by the pool
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over a year ago
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Girl! Should be you!
I want to take you to a Gnome bar
I want to take you to a Gnome bar
I want to take you to a Gnome bar, Gnome bar, Gnome bar
I'm only 1'4.
My cock is hitting the floor
At the Gnome bar, Gnome bar, Gnome bar
Waoow!
At the Gnome bar
I've got a rod I can put in you
I've got a funky barrow for you
I've got beard and that is white too
At the Gnome bar, Gnome bar, Gnome bar
You're a superstar
At the Gnome bar
You're a superstar
At the Gnome bar
Superstar
Superstar |
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