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over a year ago
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"I can sit in bed eating peanut butter straight from the jar and no one can tell me off for it.
Mmmmm sounds yummy no one should be telling you off anyway"
The irony is that my work crush does that and gets told off by his missus for it. 
I like having my own room and space and time and freedom too. In my personal life, like with bills, rent, budgeting, all of that, the only person I have to rely on is myself.
And I have no one telling me off for buying 'too many books' which is also a plus. |
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"Ok for us single pringles
What’s the very best thing about being single ?"
Sitting in my underpants watching Netflix with a bottle of Malbec, then falling asleep on the sofa or getting up at 3am for a frantic porn wank. Would still prefer to wake a lover up by penetrating her though. |
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"Having the ability to do what i want, when i want with who i want. Going to bed without someone snoring his head off beside you and less washing and ironing is always an added bonus."
Make him do his washing, and yours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok for us single pringles
What’s the very best thing about being single ?
Sitting in my underpants watching Netflix with a bottle of Malbec, then falling asleep on the sofa or getting up at 3am for a frantic porn wank. Would still prefer to wake a lover up by penetrating her though."
But you can eat crisps all day!! |
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"Ok for us single pringles
What’s the very best thing about being single ?"
Not having to run decisions past another person all the time.
All the bed.
All the remote controls.
Can fart whenever I want.
25% council tax discount.
Only need to do my own laundry.
Long baths can be had in peace.
Toilet seat stays down.
No random "other people" hair in drain. *Shudders*
There's more but that's the gist for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok for us single pringles
What’s the very best thing about being single ?
Not having to run decisions past another person all the time.
All the bed.
All the remote controls.
Can fart whenever I want.
25% council tax discount.
Only need to do my own laundry.
Long baths can be had in peace.
Toilet seat stays down.
No random "other people" hair in drain. *Shudders*
There's more but that's the gist for me."
All of the above, and no nagging. I can rule the bathroom at my own fucking pace, thank you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok for us single pringles
What’s the very best thing about being single ?
Not having to run decisions past another person all the time.
All the bed.
All the remote controls.
Can fart whenever I want.
25% council tax discount.
Only need to do my own laundry.
Long baths can be had in peace.
Toilet seat stays down.
No random "other people" hair in drain. *Shudders*
There's more but that's the gist for me."
All of the above, and no nagging. I can tile the bathroom at my own fucking pace, thank you. |
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"I can sit in bed eating peanut butter straight from the jar and no one can tell me off for it.
Mmmmm sounds yummy no one should be telling you off anyway
The irony is that my work crush does that and gets told off by his missus for it.
I like having my own room and space and time and freedom too. In my personal life, like with bills, rent, budgeting, all of that, the only person I have to rely on is myself.
And I have no one telling me off for buying 'too many books' which is also a plus. "
Oh sweet summer child....there is no such thing as "too many books". |
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"You can go around the house with sudocrem on your face, immac on your top lip, a hair mask on, and dribble in your sleep, and won’t feel judged."
I could do this... but choose not to!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can sit in bed eating peanut butter straight from the jar and no one can tell me off for it.
Mmmmm sounds yummy no one should be telling you off anyway
The irony is that my work crush does that and gets told off by his missus for it.
I like having my own room and space and time and freedom too. In my personal life, like with bills, rent, budgeting, all of that, the only person I have to rely on is myself.
And I have no one telling me off for buying 'too many books' which is also a plus.
Oh sweet summer child....there is no such thing as "too many books". "
Ohhh I know.
Some people might think there is, but those people are very wrong. Very very wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can sit in bed eating peanut butter straight from the jar and no one can tell me off for it.
Mmmmm sounds yummy no one should be telling you off anyway
The irony is that my work crush does that and gets told off by his missus for it.
I like having my own room and space and time and freedom too. In my personal life, like with bills, rent, budgeting, all of that, the only person I have to rely on is myself.
And I have no one telling me off for buying 'too many books' which is also a plus.
Oh sweet summer child....there is no such thing as "too many books".
Ohhh I know.
Some people might think there is, but those people are very wrong. Very very wrong. "
Truly so  I sacrificed a spare room in the house for a good book haven lol theres tons of them in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can sit in bed eating peanut butter straight from the jar and no one can tell me off for it.
Mmmmm sounds yummy no one should be telling you off anyway
The irony is that my work crush does that and gets told off by his missus for it.
I like having my own room and space and time and freedom too. In my personal life, like with bills, rent, budgeting, all of that, the only person I have to rely on is myself.
And I have no one telling me off for buying 'too many books' which is also a plus. "
Never ever too many books! Every wall is a bookshelf in my house! |
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"You can go around the house with sudocrem on your face, immac on your top lip, a hair mask on, and dribble in your sleep, and won’t feel judged.
I could do this... but choose not to! "
Ok, we know, you married the perfect man |
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I love my own space. As much as initially I hated coming home to an empty and quiet place. I love walking around naked without fear of anyone walking in. I love the freedom of it all |
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Being able to leave the tv tuned to Dave .
My colour scheme.
Cats can sleep on the bed.
Fridge full of meat.
I can have a cider at 3am after night shift without being given "the look".
Fall asleep on the sofa watching Dave.
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"No arguments
No ninja like fridge raids or empty cartons
A clean bathroom that never smells like fat man morning sh!ts
My TV has forgotten the channel Dave exists "
What’s with the empty cartons lol |
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"The fact I can be spontaneous.. I had a friend ask me if wanted to stay over and I paused to consider but then realised I can do what I want... That was a really a wonderful moment "
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For me it’s not having someone there to constantly put me down that I love! Not being made to feel like a fat, ugly, useless waste of space!
It’s (within reason as my kids live with me) being able to see who I want, go out with whom I want, sleep with whom I want etc etc without having to constantly seek the approval/permission of someone else!
I’ve also got used to having the bed/wardrobe space to myself!
After six years alone I’d find it very difficult to have a 24/7 relationship again! Any guy I lived with in future would have to pretty amazing - though ‘half a relationship ‘ definitely has its advantages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For me it’s not having someone there to constantly put me down that I love! Not being made to feel like a fat, ugly, useless waste of space!
It’s (within reason as my kids live with me) being able to see who I want, go out with whom I want, sleep with whom I want etc etc without having to constantly seek the approval/permission of someone else!
I’ve also got used to having the bed/wardrobe space to myself!
After six years alone I’d find it very difficult to have a 24/7 relationship again! Any guy I lived with in future would have to pretty amazing - though ‘half a relationship ‘ definitely has its advantages! "
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"For me it’s not having someone there to constantly put me down that I love! Not being made to feel like a fat, ugly, useless waste of space!
It’s (within reason as my kids live with me) being able to see who I want, go out with whom I want, sleep with whom I want etc etc without having to constantly seek the approval/permission of someone else!
I’ve also got used to having the bed/wardrobe space to myself!
After six years alone I’d find it very difficult to have a 24/7 relationship again! Any guy I lived with in future would have to pretty amazing - though ‘half a relationship ‘ definitely has its advantages! "
That sounded like an horrible shit of a partner
Why treat someone like that 
Onwards and upwards, you enjoy your freedom and glad you will be able to recognise a good bloke now |
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"For me it’s not having someone there to constantly put me down that I love! Not being made to feel like a fat, ugly, useless waste of space!
It’s (within reason as my kids live with me) being able to see who I want, go out with whom I want, sleep with whom I want etc etc without having to constantly seek the approval/permission of someone else!
I’ve also got used to having the bed/wardrobe space to myself!
After six years alone I’d find it very difficult to have a 24/7 relationship again! Any guy I lived with in future would have to pretty amazing - though ‘half a relationship ‘ definitely has its advantages!
That sounded like an horrible shit of a partner
Why treat someone like that
Onwards and upwards, you enjoy your freedom and glad you will be able to recognise a good bloke now "
Actually it was both my exes - 20 years at roughly 10 years each!
After being single for a while I decided the common denominator was me! I have a tendency to allow people to treat me badly!
6 years being single and I’m a totally different person! I’ll never be anyone’s doormat again! |
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