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I think iv got crabs
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"How do I get rid off crabs? " Take them to the beach  | |||
"How do I get rid off crabs? " Trip to Boots and a wander down the headlice aisle, they are lice so some lotions will do it (read the box) | |||
"How do I get rid off crabs? " Fairly easily dealt with..Either go to your Dr or pop into clinic or pharmacy,used to use a lotion ... | |||
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"How do I get rid off crabs? Take them to the beach "They love that! | |||
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"Check if they are walking sideways "It's singing!! | |||
"Check if they are walking sideways
It's singing!! ""Oh I do like to be beside the seaside" it's taking the piss!! | |||
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"How’s your crabs doing Dash "Hopefully not breeding | |||
"How’s your crabs doing Dash
Hopefully not breeding "I went and bought him a crab line | |||
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"How’s your crabs doing Dash "He was singing to me earlier, the cheeky bastard | |||
"How do I get rid off crabs? Take them to the beach "Had to read this twice I thought it said bleach | |||
"How’s your crabs doing Dash
He was singing to me earlier, the cheeky bastard"What was he singing? | |||
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" Checking your latest veris!" Lol | |||
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"I got gnomes Dash "Is there a new pic challenge ? | |||
"I got gnomes Dash
Is there a new pic challenge ?"I don’t gnome what’s going on Granny | |||
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"I got gnomes Dash
Is there a new pic challenge ?"Obscure objects in front of the genital challenge. I'm going to play. brb. | |||
"Iv got a sausage" I could give your sausage a good gnome | |||
"Iv got a sausage" It needs to be in front of your genitals. | |||
"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un." I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward?  | |||
"Iv got a sausage I could give your sausage a good gnome "Be careful! He has crabs. | |||
"I got gnomes Dash
Is there a new pic challenge ?
Obscure objects in front of the genital challenge.
I'm going to play. brb."Yes come on... | |||
"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un. I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward? "Each to their ow...... Ah fuck it! | |||
"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un. I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward?
Each to their ow...... Ah fuck it! " | |||
"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un. I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward?
Each to their ow...... Ah fuck it!
"Hello Nora, I gnome you don’t I... | |||
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"Iv got a candle" I’ve got loo roll | |||
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"Check if they are walking sideways "Crabsody In Blue - AC/DC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-u2dsIeA18 | |||
"I got gnomes Dash
Is there a new pic challenge ?
Obscure objects in front of the genital challenge.
I'm going to play. brb.
Yes come on... "One sec | |||
"Iv got bleach!! " I’ve got a shower | |||
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"Iv got bleach!! I’ve got a shower "Now that is what I call a hot photo......you win | |||
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"Iv got cannabis "Stoned crabs! | |||
"Iv got cannabis
Stoned crabs!"My avatar | |||
"Iv got cannabis
Stoned crabs!"Lol.... | |||
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" Checking your latest veris!" | |||
"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ. "The worst job I ever had - Derek & Clive... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a_UKKvUcoE | |||
"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ. "Indeed | |||
"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.
Indeed"Make us a nice cuppa Dash | |||
"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.
Indeed
Make us a nice cuppa Dash "Do you want tea bagging? | |||
"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.
Indeed
Make us a nice cuppa Dash
Do you want tea bagging? "do you | |||
"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.
Indeed
Make us a nice cuppa Dash
Do you want tea bagging? do you "Teabag | |||
"Check if they are walking sideways
It's singing!! "Crabs on my rocks , Aint no big surprise , I gave her my cock and she gave me her lice , got nothing to lose so I'll just sing the blues for a while . First they start to bite you then they really itch you suddenly you find your down there scratching like a dog . now sing this to Neil Diamonds love on the rocks | |||
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"You could start a crab circus. A bit like a flea circus but with crabs. To be fair you can't train a crab to do much ." They're very snappy. | |||
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