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over a year ago
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"Rum and , plenty of ice please Red! Keep losing my ice cubes x  "
We always have a good supply of fresh ice so just ask if you need me and I will gladly provide  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rum and , plenty of ice please Red! Keep losing my ice cubes x
We always have a good supply of fresh ice so just ask if you need me and I will gladly provide "
Great service my dear Red as always  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Black Russian please!!
My colleague is just measuring that out for you
5 parts vodka, 2 parts coffee liqueur  "
Perfecto with a dash of Happy Shopper cola |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rum and , plenty of ice please Red! Keep losing my ice cubes x
We always have a good supply of fresh ice so just ask if you need me and I will gladly provide
Great service my dear Red as always "
Do you have any preference on shapes as we have a few available? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black Russian please!!
My colleague is just measuring that out for you
5 parts vodka, 2 parts coffee liqueur
Perfecto with a dash of Happy Shopper cola "
Ooooh happy shopper, we have lidls own here. Hope that will suffice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a screaming orgasm please and a disarano and lol"
Of course, how would you like your orgasm serving up?
Disarano is on its way, only caveat is that you drink without spilling it whilst having the orgasm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rum and , plenty of ice please Red! Keep losing my ice cubes x
We always have a good supply of fresh ice so just ask if you need me and I will gladly provide
Great service my dear Red as always
Do you have any preference on shapes as we have a few available? "
Cubes will be truly fine! They can really hit the spot x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a Rhubarb gin with a dash of ginger beer please
Any chance of some nibbles? I like a good serving of salty nuts  "
One drink and this is on special tonight!
Knowing you some nipples and salty nuts will go down well and we have a few good lads and ladies in tonight...
Any guys up for sharing tonight? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shot glass of squirt pleaaaase"
We do have squirt but we don't serve it as shots I'm afraid, go over there and stand under the balcony look up, open your mouth and your beverage will be provided from above x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shot glass of squirt pleaaaase
We do have squirt but we don't serve it as shots I'm afraid, go over there and stand under the balcony look up, open your mouth and your beverage will be provided from above x"
I'll watch the queue form lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky neat please.
Absolutely! Any preference and would you like it over ice?
Jamison, no ice please. If anyone wants to join me, I'll buy the first round."
Lovely choice, good old Irish fare |
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"Whisky neat please.
Absolutely! Any preference and would you like it over ice?
Jamison, no ice please. If anyone wants to join me, I'll buy the first round.
Lovely choice, good old Irish fare "
May I buy you a drink ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky neat please.
Absolutely! Any preference and would you like it over ice?
Jamison, no ice please. If anyone wants to join me, I'll buy the first round.
Lovely choice, good old Irish fare
May I buy you a drink ?"
Why ty, only if I get the next round too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please can we have 2 shots of jagerbombs, 1 kracken and , 1 strongbow fark fruits and a sex on the beach with you? Xx  "
Awesome stuff, sexyeyes is helping me behind the bar tonight so will get ur drinks sorted and I will meet you under the palm trees at 4am xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can we have 2 shots of jagerbombs, 1 kracken and , 1 strongbow fark fruits and a sex on the beach with you? Xx
Awesome stuff, sexyeyes is helping me behind the bar tonight so will get ur drinks sorted and I will meet you under the palm trees at 4am xx"
Can I join in? I'll bring the straws |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any chance we could have a naked bar
TITTIES!!!
Oh yes, tops off and bras off....
How many need their cocktails shaking? "
For that I'll even drink cocktails lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can we have 2 shots of jagerbombs, 1 kracken and , 1 strongbow fark fruits and a sex on the beach with you? Xx
Awesome stuff, sexyeyes is helping me behind the bar tonight so will get ur drinks sorted and I will meet you under the palm trees at 4am xx
Can I join in? I'll bring the straws "
Sounds like fun! Please bring the straws, we will bring the blankets,, toys and lube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shot glass of squirt pleaaaase
We do have squirt but we don't serve it as shots I'm afraid, go over there and stand under the balcony look up, open your mouth and your beverage will be provided from above x"
I’m under the balcony awaiting my thirst to be quenched haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shot glass of squirt pleaaaase
We do have squirt but we don't serve it as shots I'm afraid, go over there and stand under the balcony look up, open your mouth and your beverage will be provided from above x
I’m under the balcony awaiting my thirst to be quenched haha "
Your drink is just being prepared and the dispenser warmed up. It will be with you shortly x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shot glass of squirt pleaaaase
We do have squirt but we don't serve it as shots I'm afraid, go over there and stand under the balcony look up, open your mouth and your beverage will be provided from above x
I’m under the balcony awaiting my thirst to be quenched haha
Your drink is just being prepared and the dispenser warmed up. It will be with you shortly x"
I'm just rubbing out the finishing touches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shot glass of squirt pleaaaase
We do have squirt but we don't serve it as shots I'm afraid, go over there and stand under the balcony look up, open your mouth and your beverage will be provided from above x
I’m under the balcony awaiting my thirst to be quenched haha
Your drink is just being prepared and the dispenser warmed up. It will be with you shortly x
I'm just rubbing out the finishing touches "
Can I inspect the creation of the beverage? need to make sure all is fine with your preparation area x |
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"Whisky neat please.
Absolutely! Any preference and would you like it over ice?
Jamison, no ice please. If anyone wants to join me, I'll buy the first round.
Lovely choice, good old Irish fare
May I buy you a drink ?
Why ty, only if I get the next round too? "
Why ty. The next round why don't we wrestle, best two out of three pays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shot glass of squirt pleaaaase
We do have squirt but we don't serve it as shots I'm afraid, go over there and stand under the balcony look up, open your mouth and your beverage will be provided from above x
I’m under the balcony awaiting my thirst to be quenched haha
Your drink is just being prepared and the dispenser warmed up. It will be with you shortly x
I'm just rubbing out the finishing touches
Can I inspect the creation of the beverage? need to make sure all is fine with your preparation area x"
I'm sorry sir, staff only in the preparation area, I can however get red to inspect it on your behalf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky neat please.
Absolutely! Any preference and would you like it over ice?
Jamison, no ice please. If anyone wants to join me, I'll buy the first round.
Lovely choice, good old Irish fare
May I buy you a drink ?
Why ty, only if I get the next round too?
Why ty. The next round why don't we wrestle, best two out of three pays. "
;-) lol you're on but I actually do wrestle  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got anything to help me sleep?
Rohipnol?
Anything stronger?
Cloroform?
Only if I know where I'll wake up lol x "
Now that would be telling locations are always kept secret. But it will be an empty warehouse, chained naked by your wrists so your toes only just touch the floor, your eyes covered, cold water dripping down your back and all you can hear is the sound of stilettos on the concrete.... |
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"Whisky neat please.
Absolutely! Any preference and would you like it over ice?
Jamison, no ice please. If anyone wants to join me, I'll buy the first round.
Lovely choice, good old Irish fare
May I buy you a drink ?
Why ty, only if I get the next round too?
Why ty. The next round why don't we wrestle, best two out of three pays.
;-) lol you're on but I actually do wrestle x"
I don't. But it will be fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got anything to help me sleep?
Rohipnol?
Anything stronger?
Cloroform?
Only if I know where I'll wake up lol x
Now that would be telling locations are always kept secret. But it will be an empty warehouse, chained naked by your wrists so your toes only just touch the floor, your eyes covered, cold water dripping down your back and all you can hear is the sound of stilettos on the concrete.... "
Oh there? oh that was a lovely morning x right pass over the chloro.......wait a minute! Whose in the stilettos? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky neat please.
Absolutely! Any preference and would you like it over ice?
Jamison, no ice please. If anyone wants to join me, I'll buy the first round.
Lovely choice, good old Irish fare
May I buy you a drink ?
Why ty, only if I get the next round too?
Why ty. The next round why don't we wrestle, best two out of three pays.
;-) lol you're on but I actually do wrestle x
I don't. But it will be fun. "
;-) wrestling is always fun |
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