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Went into a proper sex shop today.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fuck me I thought I was open minded 
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Under their bed, if someone breaks in they can use it to whack them over the head "
The size of them then I don’t think they would be leaving walking out the door lol |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "
if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger "
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"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "
Not sure you want them to fuck you with them lol |
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"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger "
I have a silicone double ended that I call the burglar deterrent, I recon I could do damage to anyone trying to break into the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger "
Todger  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger
I have a silicone double ended that I call the burglar deterrent, I recon I could do damage to anyone trying to break into the house "
It was fun being fluffed to model that one too  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger
Todger "
Todgers are the little ones  |
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I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.
She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.
She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.
She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.
She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask......"
Haha heard that before but with the fire extinguisher  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.
She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.
She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask......"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How big was it OP?
The girth of a bottle but a big longer
Are you sure it wasn’t a double one?"
Nope it was definitely one! It had balls on the end, the lady said she sells one at least once a week! |
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"I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.
She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.
She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask......
Haha heard that before but with the fire extinguisher "
The old ones are the best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "
Seen the ones that look like mushroom doorstoppers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "
On Easter Sunday ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck me I thought I was open minded
Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos
I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!!
On Easter Sunday ?"
Yes, on Easter Sunday. |
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