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Why in the holy fuck off are all the shops shut
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash
They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open  "
morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offies |
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"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr"
Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??
Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.
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"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr
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Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??
Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.
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I'm sure cows and shops were both invented before Jesus was.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr
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Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??
Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.
I'm sure cows and shops were both invented before Jesus was.
Cal"
Cows were invented  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr
Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??
Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.
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but he knew magic tho so should have known still |
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"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash
They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offies"
Offlicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash
They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !"
panic over butter aquired |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr
Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??
Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.
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I think a zebra and a buffalo got jiggy on the Ark and hey presto... Cow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got shot down last time I said this but I stand firmly by my opinion. There is no need for shops to be open on a Sunday.
You knew Easter was coming Pull. Pop to the garage "
i went one better nicked my maas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash"
Tbf, Easter is probably even more of a religiosity holiday than Christmas, albeit less “popular”.
I really hope you need butter for the xmas buns (which aren’t xmas puds) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash
They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !panic over butter aquired"
You survived the test, however your lack of general preparedness does not bode well for surviving the zombie appocolypse, when the shops will be closed for a week or more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash
They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !panic over butter aquired"
Ok, make sure you start a thread on how you were united with the butter and the lessons you learnt about shops being shut on Easter Sunday in your 40th year. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I got shot down last time I said this but I stand firmly by my opinion. There is no need for shops to be open on a Sunday.
You knew Easter was coming Pull. Pop to the garage i went one better nicked my maas"
Aww bless your mam |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash
They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !panic over butter aquired
Ok, make sure you start a thread on how you were united with the butter and the lessons you learnt about shops being shut on Easter Sunday in your 40th year. "
later toast first too late for bacon now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr
Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??
Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.
I think a zebra and a buffalo got jiggy on the Ark and hey presto... Cow"
Now that would make sense! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easter is more important in the Christian calender than Christmas is, just saying  "
There are plenty of non Christians about...
That said, I wish all the shops were shut every Sunday, and Saturday afternoons come to that, would clear the roads of traffic and give structure to the week. |
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