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What thing did you believe to true for the longest time, but later found out wasn’t ?
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over a year ago
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I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.
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I recently learned The architect of the Glasgow art galleries did NOT take his own life by jumping off the roof of the building because it was built facing the wrong way.
Turns out to be a complete urban myth floating around since the 80s. |
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over a year ago
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"That Lucy in the sky with diamonds was a song about a lady floating amongst the stars. "
It’s about a Welshman the Beatles met in tour that fixes bathroom appliances in aircraft (loose seat in the sky that Dai mends) |
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"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.
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I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man
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over a year ago
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My dad told me there was little men in the traffic lights controlling them that’s why they changed coulour I believed this up until I was 18 in my first job and sed “the little man in the lights must not be able to see us” the lass I was burst out laughing thanks dad
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over a year ago
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I was convinced that being a grown up would be awesome because I'd have no problems and would be able to sort everything out for myself without being made to do stuff I didn't like.
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over a year ago
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For years my grandad told me his dog was named after a Russian peasant he fell in love with during ww2 ....
What’s your dog called ?
ASKA
SOUNDED RUSSIAN TO ME |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.
I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man
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You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares. |
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I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown. |
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"I found out Pyrex dishes weren't called pirate dishes when I was at uni. Mind blown.
Oi where’s my message telling me how great I am ?!
I'm busy, keep up your penis up! "
Not hard in this weather. Meaning it’s not hard to stay hard etc |
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over a year ago
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"I thought no women wanked or farted, turns out they’re all at it, plus they’ve all got dildos by their beds.
I’ve got a lamp by bed  "
And a massive dildo in your draw. |
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over a year ago
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Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.
Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.
The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.
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This one's a bit embarrassing. I genuinely thought that big hills and mountains were sleeping dinosaurs or dragons. I have no idea why I thought that, but I did  |
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"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.
I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man
You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares. "
Her wares? Was she selling perky tits, or, was she just a woman with perky tits selling something else entirely unrelated to tits (perky or otherwise).
I'm trying to visualise but it's getting weird....  |
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"I thought no women wanked or farted, turns out they’re all at it, plus they’ve all got dildos by their beds. "
Hell I have a box full of toys there not by my bed tho there in my cupboard be far to embarrassing if our son found my box of tricks
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"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown. "
Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.
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"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.
I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man
You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares.
Her wares? Was she selling perky tits, or, was she just a woman with perky tits selling something else entirely unrelated to tits (perky or otherwise).
I'm trying to visualise but it's getting weird.... "
She wasn’t selling anything, I was just drawn in by her perky tits and her talk of pineapples that grow in the ground. |
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"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.
Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.
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What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code!  |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.
Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday except me 
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"Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.
Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday
except me
Lex"
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When I was a kid my grandad used to keep rabbits and me and my cousin would get one as pets when they started to get plump my grandad would neck them and cook them but obviously wouldn’t tell us that he’d say when he was coming out of the shed they tried to get out and accidentally got trapped in the door it wasn’t till he died we found out the truth that we’d probably eat them for supper  |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.
Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday except me
Lex"
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"Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.
Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday except me
Lex"
This just made me proper chortle!!! |
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"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.
I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man
You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares.
Her wares? Was she selling perky tits, or, was she just a woman with perky tits selling something else entirely unrelated to tits (perky or otherwise).
I'm trying to visualise but it's getting weird....
She wasn’t selling anything, I was just drawn in by her perky tits and her talk of pineapples that grow in the ground. "
Tbf it's a pretty hot thought. |
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"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.
Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.
What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code! "
Lol, I'm SO not neurotyp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.
Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.
What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code!
Lol, I'm SO not neurotyp. "
Do you have the key to decode what they really mean when they're talking about Cain and Paddy down the Woolpack? |
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"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one
Easter bunny is real though! "
He is!
And our little one went and thanked Easter bunny (who lives in a bunny hole in our garden) after he found all his eggs on his hunt this morning...
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"Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.
Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.
The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.
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Yes it can |
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"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.
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WOW every day is a school day, I now know where pineapples grow
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"Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.
Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.
The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.
Yes it can"
Depends how far you go up |
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"That bands and singers sung live on Top of the pops. I guess as a kid you don't always question why some singers had no microphone and the guitars never seemed to be plugged in. "
Some bands were live - Nirvana changed the lyrics |
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"Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.
Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.
The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.
Yes it can"
Apparently it can’t. |
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I thought a whole uncut loaf of bread was called 'daddy's bread', as my father always used to say "don't touch that, that's daddy's bread". I found out differently at 19, when I went in to the local supermarket and asked for daddy's bread and the shop assistant looked at me oddly, then explained. I was rather embarrassed....
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I learnt only a few days ago that chewing gum doesnt stay inside your body for years if you swallow it and that the dial on my toaster wasnt levels of toastiness but cooking time.
I had to explain to my husband that mince pies didn't contain mince made from meat...he'd never eaten one as he didnt like the sound of sweet pastry with mince ?? |
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"I was told the farm in the middle of the M62 was there as the farmer refused to move. Urban Myth!
But but but its is 
What??? "
Aparently the land on eash side could not support the whole motorway,due to the slope so it was built ether side of the farm as that was the cheapest way to do it. |
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"I was told the farm in the middle of the M62 was there as the farmer refused to move. Urban Myth!
But but but its is
What???
Aparently the land on eash side could not support the whole motorway,due to the slope so it was built ether side of the farm as that was the cheapest way to do it. "
Exactly! |
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"I thought a whole uncut loaf of bread was called 'daddy's bread', as my father always used to say "don't touch that, that's daddy's bread". I found out differently at 19, when I went in to the local supermarket and asked for daddy's bread and the shop assistant looked at me oddly, then explained. I was rather embarrassed....
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Ha ha take the shame!! Lol |
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The old law that states topless saleswomen where allowed in Liverpool as long as they where in a store selling tropical fish......I was halfway through getting funding for my shop Aquatic Life before I found out this was crap! Then I spent the money on booze instead |
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"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.
Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.
What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code!
Lol, I'm SO not neurotyp.
Do you have the key to decode what they really mean when they're talking about Cain and Paddy down the Woolpack? "
They just want to be happy, loved and feel like their life has purpose.  |
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