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Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...
Quite a gauge on relationships.
Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.
When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.
Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..
So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?
each to there own I suppose....
He used to be a impressive laster....
But now more of a sprinter...
Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment?? |
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over a year ago
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" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...
Quite a gauge on relationships.
Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.
When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.
Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..
So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?
each to there own I suppose....
He used to be a impressive laster....
But now more of a sprinter...
Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"
Say what, exactly?
" I've been studying your sex life, cos I havent got one of my own?" |
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" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...
Quite a gauge on relationships.
Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.
When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.
Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..
So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?
each to there own I suppose....
He used to be a impressive laster....
But now more of a sprinter...
Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??
Say what, exactly?
" I've been studying your sex life, cos I havent got one of my own?""
Harsh lol |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
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" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...
Quite a gauge on relationships.
Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.
When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.
Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..
So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?
each to there own I suppose....
He used to be a impressive laster....
But now more of a sprinter...
Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"
wow.   |
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" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...
Quite a gauge on relationships.
Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.
When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.
Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..
So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?
each to there own I suppose....
He used to be a impressive laster....
But now more of a sprinter...
Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??
Say what, exactly?
" I've been studying your sex life, cos I havent got one of my own?""
. Oooooh you cat ..!! |
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"Just say my mates a joiner he’ll sort your squeaky floor out but you may have to but a new bed or oil the mattress springs  subtle and to the point  "
And have more candlelit dinners |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still want to know why you think you should say something. "
Are you losing sleep because of the noise? Give it a few more months and they'll be at the "I'll give him a quick blow job to shut him up" stage in their relationship. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What would you say, out of interest?
This is like car crash TV, I wont sleep until I know!!
(Or shall I ring Dreams and tell them to expect a sale, they might send me some commission?) |
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" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...
Quite a gauge on relationships.
Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.
When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.
Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..
So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?
each to there own I suppose....
He used to be a impressive laster....
But now more of a sprinter...
Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"
You could say: "You should have sex more often because I am not getting enough wank fodder". |
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" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...
Quite a gauge on relationships.
Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.
When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.
Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..
So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?
each to there own I suppose....
He used to be a impressive laster....
But now more of a sprinter...
Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"
OP concentrate on your own sex life, or lack of it. Oh and try to get out more if you can!  |
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