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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash....

Its beautiful weather today so why not sit outside at one of our tables and enjoy a refreshing drink or two and request a song on our famous jukebox?...

My lovely bar assistant Lorna will be around a bit later on to help me out...

As its Easter there are free Cadburys mini creme eggs on the bar to enjoy...

What can i get you drink and play on the jukebox?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Gin .. tonic ... crushed ice .. lime please

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

GIN

Just pass me the bottle

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

A mojito for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peach schnapps and lemonade please ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Gin .. tonic ... crushed ice .. lime please"

Good evening Red Monkey....

As your first in the fab lounge bar tonight your Gin and Tonic with crushed ice and lime is on the house...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Woohoo ... winner!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"GIN

Just pass me the bottle

"

Good evening Phoenix....

One bottle of Gordon's Gin coming right up...

Would you like some tonic water with it?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash

Evening all

Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Hope it's open late, I don't finish work till 11 and then I need to pick up My Girl (and best drinking buddy). Oh we're out, we're out out.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A mojito for me please. "

Good evening geralt...

One Mojito cocktail coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman  over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Evening...

Spiced rum, dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime please.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"GIN

Just pass me the bottle

Good evening Phoenix....

One bottle of Gordon's Gin coming right up...

Would you like some tonic water with it?..."

Gordon's?

GORDON'S!

PAH!

Tanquery please, and straight.

I've had a shit day, I'm getting wankered

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Peach schnapps and lemonade please ash xx"

Good evening lovely Kat...

One Peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up...x

Would you like me to play a song on the jukebox for you?....

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"A mojito for me please.

Good evening geralt...

One Mojito cocktail coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox"

Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peach schnapps and lemonade please ash xx

Good evening lovely Kat...

One Peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up...x

Would you like me to play a song on the jukebox for you?.... "

Ohhhhh thanks lovely and yes please something summery xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash

Evening all

Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic "

Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky....

A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...

Thats Lornas favourite drink....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hope it's open late, I don't finish work till 11 and then I need to pick up My Girl (and best drinking buddy). Oh we're out, we're out out."

Good evening Frontier.....

we shall be open until 1 am and sometimes have a lock in..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening...

Spiced rum, dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime please. "

Good evening Cocodoughnutgirl and welcome to the fab lounge bar....

One spiced rum,wit a dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"GIN

Just pass me the bottle

Good evening Phoenix....

One bottle of Gordon's Gin coming right up...

Would you like some tonic water with it?...

Gordon's?

GORDON'S!

PAH!

Tanquery please, and straight.

I've had a shit day, I'm getting wankered "

Taking back the Gordon's and handing over Tanquery!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A mojito for me please.

Good evening geralt...

One Mojito cocktail coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox

Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Katrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine...

As its a beautiful day...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a pint of Magners cider with ice please. And Hotel California on the jukebox!

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman  over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts


"Evening...

Spiced rum, dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime please.

Good evening Cocodoughnutgirl and welcome to the fab lounge bar....

One spiced rum,wit a dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime coming right up.... "

Fabulous! Could I have a few ice cubes too please...

I've also bought some dark chocolate covered hazel nuts for the bar (can't eat cream eggs)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Peach schnapps and lemonade please ash xx

Good evening lovely Kat...

One Peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up...x

Would you like me to play a song on the jukebox for you?....

Ohhhhh thanks lovely and yes please something summery xx"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80

Bananarama - Cruel Summer

Hope you like this one Kat...

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire

Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you don't mind.

I'll have some jack johnson on the jukebox too..... It's time to chill

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Anything that's good for a cold? Something that'll clear my sinuses please?

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By *cgkcCouple  over a year ago

Hitchin


"Anything that's good for a cold? Something that'll clear my sinuses please? "

Whisky, honey and lemsip.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's definitely cocktail weather! Something fruity amwith crushed ice please

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Whiteley’s rhubarb vodka with ginger beer please! No really it’s awesome!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll have a pint of Magners cider with ice please. And Hotel California on the jukebox! "

Good evening Trappist....

One pint of Magners cider coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqPtz5qN7HM

Eagles - Hotel California...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening...

Spiced rum, dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime please.

Good evening Cocodoughnutgirl and welcome to the fab lounge bar....

One spiced rum,wit a dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime coming right up....

Fabulous! Could I have a few ice cubes too please...

I've also bought some dark chocolate covered hazel nuts for the bar (can't eat cream eggs) "

Some ice cubes for your drink coming right up and thanks for bringing the chocolate...

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"A mojito for me please.

Good evening geralt...

One Mojito cocktail coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox

Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Katrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine...

As its a beautiful day... "

Good choice, maybe Otis Redding - The Dock of the Bay after.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you don't mind.

I'll have some jack johnson on the jukebox too..... It's time to chill "

Good evening Hampshirehotwife...

One Gin and Tonic with a slice of lemon and lime coming right up....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seZMOTGCDag&list=PLgbj21mZsefFHFjAirX6RzaFlsg_LY4Y2

Jack Johnson - Better Together...

Sorry I didn't have Its time to chill on the jukebox...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello. Can I have a cherry pespi max please, and would you be kind as to pick me a song.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Anything that's good for a cold? Something that'll clear my sinuses please? "

Good evening NSA Chick....

I think a few shots of Sambuca should help to clear your sinuses...

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Anything that's good for a cold? Something that'll clear my sinuses please?

Whisky, honey and lemsip. "

I'm not a fan of whisky but I'll try anything at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash

Evening all

Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic

Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky....

A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...

Thats Lornas favourite drink.... "

Thank you Ash, Lorna can have a drink,on me when she arrives .

May I please have another to go with my pasta dinner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa "

Share woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

JD and for me, wine for the wife,

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"It's definitely cocktail weather! Something fruity amwith crushed ice please "

Good evening Rubi.....

One Mojito cocktail coming right up...would you like to sit outside?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa

Share woman "

Who Ash?

No, he's mine, all mine!!

Mwahahahahaha

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello. Can I have a cherry pespi max please, and would you be kind as to pick me a song. "

Good evening my love....

One Pepsi cheery max coming right up and a song on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI&list=PLJ8y7DDcrI_piG-vQIQLOTe4q3zyxgzob

David Bowie - Lets Dance

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa "

Good evening Nymph....

One diet cola with ice coming right up and 3 creme eggs!...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt N Pepa - Push it....

I will join you on the dance floor...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Whiteley’s rhubarb vodka with ginger beer please! No really it’s awesome! "

Good evening avalanche...One Rhubarb vodka with ginger beer coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash

Evening all

Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic

Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky....

A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...

Thats Lornas favourite drink....

Thank you Ash, Lorna can have a drink,on me when she arrives .

May I please have another to go with my pasta dinner "

Another double pink gin and tonic to go with your pasta coming right up!...I will give Lorna a shout to come and join you!...

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull

Good evening... Please can I have a Cosmopolitan

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"JD and for me, wine for the wife,"

Good evening kmjr and welcome to the fab lounge bar....

One JD and cola for yourself and a glass of wine for your wife coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening... Please can I have a Cosmopolitan "

Good evening snow white....

One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A mojito for me please.

Good evening geralt...

One Mojito cocktail coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox

Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Katrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine...

As its a beautiful day...

Good choice, maybe Otis Redding - The Dock of the Bay after. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug

Otis Redding - Sitting on the dock of the bay

Beautiful song....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash

Evening all

Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic

Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky....

A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...

Thats Lornas favourite drink....

Thank you Ash, Lorna can have a drink,on me when she arrives .

May I please have another to go with my pasta dinner "

Well thank you very much.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening... Please can I have a Cosmopolitan

Good evening snow white....

One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up... "

Yummy thank you.. Hope you have a great evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa

Share woman

Who Ash?

No, he's mine, all mine!!

Mwahahahahaha "

I will fight you for him!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice? "

Can I have you over my knee? ice is optional

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could really do with a good drinking session right now, can I please have a double gin (whatever you have more of!) with Diet Coke please followed by a jäger, keep em coming x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice? "

Hello, iv finally decided to make an appearance. how are you lovely lady.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening... Please can I have a Cosmopolitan

Good evening snow white....

One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up...

Yummy thank you.. Hope you have a great evening "

You're very welcome...Hope you are enjoying the Easter Holiday....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?

Hello, iv finally decided to make an appearance. how are you lovely lady. "

I’m fantastic thanks Lorna. What’s the crowd like tonight?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash! Evening all

Could I have an Aperol Spritz, loads of ice, Prosecco and a slice of orange in a BIG gin goblet please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice? "

Good evening lovely Babs....

One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA

Rick Astley - Together Forever....

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"Hope it's open late, I don't finish work till 11 and then I need to pick up My Girl (and best drinking buddy). Oh we're out, we're out out.

Good evening Frontier.....

we shall be open until 1 am and sometimes have a lock in.. "

Lock in it is then. Hope you have plenty of bacon for everyone in the morning.

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands

Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to.

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water.....plenty of crushed ice, strawberries, raspberries and blackberries please

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can’t work out if it’s a Montrachet or Cider evening, me thinks Cider, crisp and cool, please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I could really do with a good drinking session right now, can I please have a double gin (whatever you have more of!) with Diet Coke please followed by a jäger, keep em coming x"

Good evening Danish Pastry...

One double gin and diet cola coming right up followed by a Jager....

will keep them coming!...x

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?

Good evening lovely Babs....

One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA

Rick Astley - Together Forever....

"

Aww Ash I love that one thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I could really do with a good drinking session right now, can I please have a double gin (whatever you have more of!) with Diet Coke please followed by a jäger, keep em coming x

Good evening Danish Pastry...

One double gin and diet cola coming right up followed by a Jager....

will keep them coming!...x"

Too kind x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to."

Good evening Louis....

One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you...

can i play something for you on the jukebox?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water.....plenty of crushed ice, strawberries, raspberries and blackberries please "

Good evening Toxic...

your drinks order is just coming right up..

Please help yourself to the selection of chocolates on the bar....

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands


"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to.

Good evening Louis....

One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you...

can i play something for you on the jukebox?..."

If on the Jukebox, I think I'll kick back and relax with "Summer Time" Billy Holiday please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?

Good evening lovely Babs....

One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA

Rick Astley - Together Forever....

Aww Ash I love that one thank you "

You're welcome Babs...I'll join you on the dance floor...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to.

Good evening Louis....

One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you...

can i play something for you on the jukebox?...

If on the Jukebox, I think I'll kick back and relax with "Summer Time" Billy Holiday please "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYUqbnk7tCY

Billie Holiday - Summertime

Amazing Voice....

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands


"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to.

Good evening Louis....

One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you...

can i play something for you on the jukebox?...

If on the Jukebox, I think I'll kick back and relax with "Summer Time" Billy Holiday please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYUqbnk7tCY

Billie Holiday - Summertime

Amazing Voice...."

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By *odestyB007Woman  over a year ago

Winchester

Cooling down with a strawberry daiquiri please....if possible some tasty nuts instead of the chocolate eggs ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just cracked open the bubbly Ash

I'm going to need another bottle at the rate it's slipping down

What are you having?

X

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple  over a year ago

Greater London

Evening everyone just on my way to work a night shift (thank god for Fab lol)

xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can’t work out if it’s a Montrachet or Cider evening, me thinks Cider, crisp and cool, please."

Good evening _icentious

One crisp and cool cider coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Cooling down with a strawberry daiquiri please....if possible some tasty nuts instead of the chocolate eggs ??"

Good evening Modesty...

One Strawberry Daiquiri coming right up and some tasty nuts...

can i play a song for you on the jukebox?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I've just cracked open the bubbly Ash

I'm going to need another bottle at the rate it's slipping down

What are you having?

X"

Good evening Mary....

Will have another bottle of champagne ready to open....

I'm on the brandy at the moment so would love another one to keep me going...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening everyone just on my way to work a night shift (thank god for Fab lol)

xx"

Good evening Sarah and Keiran...Hope you have a good night shift tonight....x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening everyone just on my way to work a night shift (thank god for Fab lol)

xx"

Oh I feel your pain! My nightshifts have finished for easter, not in now til Wednesday night! x

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m just home from tacos and cocktails so I’ll have another paloma please Ash, thank you x

Lex

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside

Double Jager and Vanilla please Ash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening. I really fancy a Bellini cocktail and I would like O mio babbino Caro playing in the background. Thanks

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’m just home from tacos and cocktails so I’ll have another paloma please Ash, thank you x

Lex"

Good evening Lex

One more Paloma cocktail coming right up...

I have never had one of those before so will join you in having one! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A rattler please, pear

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Double Jager and Vanilla please Ash "

Good evening Daniel....

One double Jager and vanilla cola coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening. I really fancy a Bellini cocktail and I would like O mio babbino Caro playing in the background. Thanks "

Good evening Dana...

One Bellini cocktail coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxZSP1Dc78Q

Montserat Caballe - O Mio Babbino caro

Its nice to have some cultured music in the fab lounge bar...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A rattler please, pear"

One Pear Rattler Cider coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where’s that Nymph woman gone, she’s taken all the mini eggs......

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Large pink gin and lemonade please ash

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone

Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?

Good evening lovely Babs....

One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA

Rick Astley - Together Forever....

Aww Ash I love that one thank you

You're welcome Babs...I'll join you on the dance floor..."

I’ll be there

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Evening x

Usual please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Where’s that Nymph woman gone, she’s taken all the mini eggs...... "

I'll have a look out the back for some more!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Large pink gin and lemonade please ash "

Good evening Lexi...

One Large Pink Gin and lemonade coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening x

Usual please xx "

Good evening Jo...

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up a selection of biscuits.....x

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you don't mind.

I'll have some jack johnson on the jukebox too..... It's time to chill

Good evening Hampshirehotwife...

One Gin and Tonic with a slice of lemon and lime coming right up....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seZMOTGCDag&list=PLgbj21mZsefFHFjAirX6RzaFlsg_LY4Y2

Jack Johnson - Better Together...

Sorry I didn't have Its time to chill on the jukebox..."

Thank you ash x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you don't mind.

I'll have some jack johnson on the jukebox too..... It's time to chill

Good evening Hampshirehotwife...

One Gin and Tonic with a slice of lemon and lime coming right up....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seZMOTGCDag&list=PLgbj21mZsefFHFjAirX6RzaFlsg_LY4Y2

Jack Johnson - Better Together...

Sorry I didn't have Its time to chill on the jukebox...

Thank you ash x"

You're very welcome x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

I'm off to have dinner now and will be back at 10 pm....x

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Evening x

Usual please xx

Good evening Jo...

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up a selection of biscuits.....x"

Thank you lovely

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa

Share woman

Who Ash?

No, he's mine, all mine!!

Mwahahahahaha

I will fight you for him! "

Naked creme egg wrestle match?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Where’s that Nymph woman gone, she’s taken all the mini eggs...... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I get a top up please?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I have a cider please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Could I have a cider please?"

Good evening...One cider coming right up...

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

Can I have another paloma please ash, and another for yourself.

Thank you very much

Lex x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good Evening Ash, hope your having a lovely Easter.

Can I have a large glass of prosecco please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I get a top up please?!"

What can i get for you Danish?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa

Share woman

Who Ash?

No, he's mine, all mine!!

Mwahahahahaha

I will fight you for him!

Naked creme egg wrestle match? "

I'd be happy to provide the creme eggs...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have another paloma please ash, and another for yourself.

Thank you very much

Lex x"

Another Paloma coming right up Lex and one for myself thank you x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good Evening Ash, hope your having a lovely Easter.

Can I have a large glass of prosecco please "

Good evening lovely Cat....

I'm having a lovely Easter thank you...I hope you are also?

One large glass of Prosecco coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Ash, doing ok? Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ash!!!!!!!

Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa

Share woman

Who Ash?

No, he's mine, all mine!!

Mwahahahahaha

I will fight you for him!

Naked creme egg wrestle match? "

It on!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty "

Good evening Vixy...

One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, doing ok? Evening all "

Good evening LifeonMars...I'm doing great thanks...what can i get for you to drink tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty

Good evening Vixy...

One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up.... "

Ty

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening Ash, hope you are well?

Can I have a brandy and Baileys with crushed ice please.

Hips don’t lie by Shakira on the juke box please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash, doing ok? Evening all

Good evening LifeonMars...I'm doing great thanks...what can i get for you to drink tonight?"

Seems cocktails are popular today..i'll have a strawberry daiquiri please

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The bar is busy tonight... and I’m dying of thirst

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well?

Can I have a brandy and Baileys with crushed ice please.

Hips don’t lie by Shakira on the juke box please.

"

Good evening Bhubaysi...

I'm doing very well thanks..I hope you are also?

One brandy and baileys with crushed ice coming right up and your jukebox request..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

Shakira - Hips dont lie

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, doing ok? Evening all

Good evening LifeonMars...I'm doing great thanks...what can i get for you to drink tonight?

Seems cocktails are popular today..i'll have a strawberry daiquiri please "

It must be the sunny weather...

One strawberry Daiquiri coming right up mate...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The bar is busy tonight... and I’m dying of thirst "

Good evening DC!....

Its been packed in the bar tonight!...

One large Hendricks gin and tonic coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty

Good evening Vixy...

One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up.... Ty "

your welcome...Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening x

Usual please xx

Good evening Jo...

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up a selection of biscuits.....x

Thank you lovely "

you're very welcome..Hope you're enjoying the lovely weather this weekend..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the bar still open?

If so can I have something fruity please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Is the bar still open?

If so can I have something fruity please. "

We are still open...

Would you like a strawberry Bellini?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Ash and all his punters.. I'm also on something fruity tonight. Sun has been kind today hasn't it.

A pint of dark fruit please..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening guys

Can i grab a tanqery gin & tonic tonight & maybe a bit of Fleetwood Mac on the juke box?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and all his punters.. I'm also on something fruity tonight. Sun has been kind today hasn't it.

A pint of dark fruit please.. "

Good evening Jango...

Its been fruity in the bar tonight!...

One pint of dark fruit cider coming right up...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Ash and Lorna large Pinot grigio please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a pint of gin and Diet Coke please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and all his punters.. I'm also on something fruity tonight. Sun has been kind today hasn't it.

A pint of dark fruit please..

Good evening Jango...

Its been fruity in the bar tonight!...

One pint of dark fruit cider coming right up..."

I most definitely bet it has been... A national dilemma for ice aswel

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening guys

Can i grab a tanqery gin & tonic tonight & maybe a bit of Fleetwood Mac on the juke box?"

Good evening Pandl

One Tanqery gin and tonic coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

Fleetwood Mac - Go Your own way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening guys

Can i grab a tanqery gin & tonic tonight & maybe a bit of Fleetwood Mac on the juke box?

Good evening Pandl

One Tanqery gin and tonic coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

Fleetwood Mac - Go Your own way

"

Cheers Ash. How's your weekend going?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty

Good evening Vixy...

One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up.... Ty

your welcome...Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?..."

led Zeppelin please. Whole lotta love

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna large Pinot grigio please "

Good evening lovely Samiss....

One large cold white Pinot grigio coming right up...

Happy Easter to you and hubby x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am I too late. Just got home and had to drive so could do with a gin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening, pint of innis and Gunn blood red sky for me and a raspberry Edinburgh gin and lemonade for the lady. Music wise some quality bands and hiphop that isn't famous from sound cloud or Instagram would be ideal and obviously a double of the nicest whisky on the rocks that the house has for me and you buddy

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Am I too late. Just got home and had to drive so could do with a gin "

Good evening Nora....Were still open!

One Gin and lemonade coming right up!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am I too late. Just got home and had to drive so could do with a gin

Good evening Nora....Were still open!

One Gin and lemonade coming right up!..."

Awww you remembered I have lemonade and not tonic

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

*hic

Can I have a gin nightcap please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening, pint of innis and Gunn blood red sky for me and a raspberry Edinburgh gin and lemonade for the lady. Music wise some quality bands and hiphop that isn't famous from sound cloud or Instagram would be ideal and obviously a double of the nicest whisky on the rocks that the house has for me and you buddy "

Good evening sexycouple...

A pint of Innis and gunn blood red sky and a raspberry gin and lemonade for the lady coming right up...

sadly the jukebox has been turned off now as its nearly 1 am...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Am I too late. Just got home and had to drive so could do with a gin

Good evening Nora....Were still open!

One Gin and lemonade coming right up!...

Awww you remembered I have lemonade and not tonic "

You're welcome...I have a very good memory...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"*hic

Can I have a gin nightcap please "

you sure can...One bed time Gin coming right up!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just got in from a social meet...fabulous meal and perhaps one too many mojitos!

I need a latte!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management "

As long as its not my bar!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Just got in from a social meet...fabulous meal and perhaps one too many mojitos!

I need a latte! "

Good evening IE....

Sounds like you had fun!....

One late latte coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just got in from a social meet...fabulous meal and perhaps one too many mojitos!

I need a latte!

Good evening IE....

Sounds like you had fun!....

One late latte coming right up...."

What a legend!!

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management

As long as its not my bar!... "

Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut!

Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just!

Oh, good evening Ash.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*runs in quickly*

I need alcohol, gimme whatever's on offer

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management

As long as its not my bar!...

Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut!

Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just!

Oh, good evening Ash."

Good evening Iain....

My customers have all been very well behaved tonight!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alka seltzer for me please, I've had enough.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"*runs in quickly*

I need alcohol, gimme whatever's on offer "

Good evening Bella...Lorna says you can share her bottle of Pink Gin...

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash....

Its beautiful weather today so why not sit outside at one of our tables and enjoy a refreshing drink or two and request a song on our famous jukebox?...

My lovely bar assistant Lorna will be around a bit later on to help me out...

As its Easter there are free Cadburys mini creme eggs on the bar to enjoy...

What can i get you drink and play on the jukebox?

"

I'm already three mojitos in, club soda old.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Alka seltzer for me please, I've had enough. "

Good evening Captain...One Alka seltzer coming right up...

How much have you had to drink tonight?!...

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Typo

Pls* not old.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash....

Its beautiful weather today so why not sit outside at one of our tables and enjoy a refreshing drink or two and request a song on our famous jukebox?...

My lovely bar assistant Lorna will be around a bit later on to help me out...

As its Easter there are free Cadburys mini creme eggs on the bar to enjoy...

What can i get you drink and play on the jukebox?

I'm already three mojitos in, club soda old."

Good evening Picky...would you like a 4th Mojito?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Typo

Pls* not old."

One club soda coming right up!....

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management

As long as its not my bar!...

Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut!

Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just!

Oh, good evening Ash.

Good evening Iain....

My customers have all been very well behaved tonight!... "

Wanna swap? I'd gladly get rid of a few here! Utter plankton, all of them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alka seltzer for me please, I've had enough.

Good evening Captain...One Alka seltzer coming right up...

How much have you had to drink tonight?!..."

I've been cooking all day at a barbeque and you know when you realise, shit I'm d*unk but everyone was fed and happy so it's all good.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management

As long as its not my bar!...

Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut!

Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just!

Oh, good evening Ash.

Good evening Iain....

My customers have all been very well behaved tonight!...

Wanna swap? I'd gladly get rid of a few here! Utter plankton, all of them!"

No Thanks Iain!...I'm very happy with fun and friendly drinkers at the fab bar...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Alka seltzer for me please, I've had enough.

Good evening Captain...One Alka seltzer coming right up...

How much have you had to drink tonight?!...

I've been cooking all day at a barbeque and you know when you realise, shit I'm d*unk but everyone was fed and happy so it's all good. "

It was lovely weather to have a BBQ outside today...I hope you had something to eat also as often the cook doesn't have time?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*runs in quickly*

I need alcohol, gimme whatever's on offer

Good evening Bella...Lorna says you can share her bottle of Pink Gin... "

Get me a funnel beaut, I'm done with parenting

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ash xx"

Good evening Pap....

what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ash xx

Good evening Pap....

what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx"

Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"*runs in quickly*

I need alcohol, gimme whatever's on offer

Good evening Bella...Lorna says you can share her bottle of Pink Gin...

Get me a funnel beaut, I'm done with parenting "

It sounds like you need a drink Bella...One funnel for that Pink Gin coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ash xx

Good evening Pap....

what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx

Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x"

Its been a busy bar tonight!....

One large Jack Daniels coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ash xx

Good evening Pap....

what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx

Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x

Its been a busy bar tonight!....

One large Jack Daniels coming right up x"

Wanna share the bottle?x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint please Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ash xx

Good evening Pap....

what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx

Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x

Its been a busy bar tonight!....

One large Jack Daniels coming right up x

Wanna share the bottle?x "

Cheers Pap...I wouldn't say no to a night cap..x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’re ok the bar remains unscathed the Prosecco given to us wasn’t so lucky!

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