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over a year ago
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made the mistake of meeting a guy at his house, he hadn’t showered (you could smell the BO) and had a few dogs, the house stunk of them, I got out pretty quickly, didn’t even finish my drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me  "
I was about to have breakfast but I might wait a while longer now!!  
No wonder you made a quick exit and i bet you would of beat Usain Bolt out of the door!! 
LJ |
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me "
Oh gosh that's terrible, I'd of done exactly the same as you. Good luck on your next meet, if you decide to try again.xxx |
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me "
Once the pants where off and i smelt his dick i would have been off. I certainly would not have hung around to see what was under his foreskin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cleanliness is surely at the top of everyones list. Isn't it?? Perhaps its just me.
I'd have a shower if i were just meeting my mate let alone a sexy woman for sex |
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me
I was about to have breakfast but I might wait a while longer now!!
No wonder you made a quick exit and i bet you would of beat Usain Bolt out of the door!!
LJ"
Sorry, totally off topic, but just wanted to say, your profile pic is adorable 
carry on ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me
I was about to have breakfast but I might wait a while longer now!!
No wonder you made a quick exit and i bet you would of beat Usain Bolt out of the door!!
LJ
Sorry, totally off topic, but just wanted to say, your profile pic is adorable
carry on ... "
Thank you 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st. 
You check for dick cheese on a social? "
You don’t do this on a social!!
Why was i told it was mandatory???
I am confused
LJ |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.
You check for dick cheese on a social?
You don’t do this on a social!!
Why was i told it was mandatory???
I am confused
LJ"
I think I've been doing this all wrong |
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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago
ribble valley |
Keep this under yer hats fabsters...lady involved still on fab...
Invited a lovely lady to come to mine. Whilst chatting first she kindly explained she was schizophrenic!!! Scared me, she got the nicest, most lovey dovey sex. Didnt dare upset her... |
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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago
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I once went against my golden rule of not doing last minute meets, and met a couple who contacted me wanting to meet that night after speaking to the female half.
When I got there they weren't exactly what I would call enthusiastic but I put that down to shyness. Was my usual friendly and respectful self and tried to get the conversation going but literally couldn't get anything back apart from monosyllabic answers. The gf did offer me a tea but the first hint something was up when gf told her bf if he wanted a drink to get his own! I just realised I may have just walked into the aftermath of a row. My mind was now working out how to make my excuses and leave and the time it took my to drink the tea was painful as by now If I wasnt trying to make conversation there were long awkward silences. In the end I bit the bullet and just said I didn't think this wasnt working and it was time to leave.
Got a message back the next day and I was right they had a big row over meeting a single guy; she did but he didn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st. "
I've met someone for a social.... they looked great .
Met at theirs for the next meet.... and the place was a shit hole.... bedding looked like it hadn't been changed for two weeks.... proof to say you never know.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me "
Disgusting what some people think is acceptable.... why .... just why. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happens to us men too, occasionally.
A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.
Really not good |
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"Happens to us men too, occasionally.
A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.
Really not good "
In fact if you wash it too much it has the opposite effect and can cause problems as you destroy the natural flora  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me "
That's gross. Why wouldn't he showered first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who wants to check my dick for cheese on a social is welcome
In costa?
Isn’t that usual then?
I thought Costa would be used to it by now "
Haha true!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a meet once, the guy wanted to watch me with his wife. Unfortunately, so did their German sheppard.
As I was fucking her from behind, I couldn't help but think he might not be so keen on the idea as his owners were.
Most off putting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happens to us men too, occasionally.
A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.
Really not good "
It's why I always carry a packet of Jacobs crackers with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah. He dangled his cock over the basin and washed it under the tap in the bathroom. Proper romantic.  "
And this actually did happen, I'm not making it up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happens to us men too, occasionally.
A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.
Really not good
In fact if you wash it too much it has the opposite effect and can cause problems as you destroy the natural flora "
Thanks for the info |
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Talking of knob-cheese. I always make sure I have a Mini Babybel sellotaped to my penis when I'm on a meet. I enjoy the porno-style reaction it creates when she pulls down my undies, causing her to recoil with a combined look of shock and wide-eyed wonder on her face and exclaim, "Eeee damn!!" |
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me "
I've never had a meet so bad I had to identify when it happened or start a thread about it.
Just hoping there's not a veri trail to look at or the poor blokes not reading this.... |
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"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me "
Yeah I think more social meets 1st before you make your way to the bedroom may save you from being sick lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just hoping there's not a veri trail to look at or the poor blokes not reading this...."
I wouldn't describe anyone who doesn't understand basic hygiene as a poor bloke. They deserve everything they get. Not restricted to men, mind.
I just don't get how you can't tell when you smell. I know very well if I've had wardrobe failure and I avoid any kind of human contact until I've scrubbed and thrown those clothes in the bin.
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Just hoping there's not a veri trail to look at or the poor blokes not reading this....
I wouldn't describe anyone who doesn't understand basic hygiene as a poor bloke. They deserve everything they get. Not restricted to men, mind.
I just don't get how you can't tell when you smell. I know very well if I've had wardrobe failure and I avoid any kind of human contact until I've scrubbed and thrown those clothes in the bin.
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Cos they think just because they put a bit of deodorant on them everything is grand problem solved that just makes the smell worse lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands"
Alan Partridge and the chocolate body paint. |
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"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands
Alan Partridge and the chocolate body paint. "
Is that an offer |
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"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands
Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though  "
Hahaha or is he |
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"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands
Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though "
No I'm just the big cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands
Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though "
Imagine there are men who know but don't care  . |
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