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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

Urgh! It's that time of year again!! Anyone else plagued by the incessant call of a horny peacock?!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No, but I've twatted a couple of massive wasps today!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"No, but I've twatted a couple of massive wasps today!!"

Kill those big bitches before they breed!!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Urgh! It's that time of year again!! Anyone else plagued by the incessant call of a horny peacock?!

I’m such a noisy bird. My apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’ve just got the call of the pheasants round here, we have one we named Charlie and literally comes running towards the door whenever it opens!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Urgh! It's that time of year again!! Anyone else plagued by the incessant call of a horny peacock?!

No, but I've mown down a few peasants driving to work in the morning

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The peahens eggs are delicious though.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life "

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just Essex birds round my way.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No, but I've twatted a couple of massive wasps today!!

Kill those big bitches before they breed!!"

Absolutely. They seem desperate to get in my house

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Urgh! It's that time of year again!! Anyone else plagued by the incessant call of a horny peacock?!

No, but I've mown down a few peasants driving to work in the morning

I hope you mean pheasants.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"No, but I've twatted a couple of massive wasps today!!

Kill those big bitches before they breed!!

Absolutely. They seem desperate to get in my house

Most of my CCTV alerts are wasps! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!"

I bet he looks majestic though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, but I've twatted a couple of massive wasps today!!"

Iv been twatting wasps in my workshop since March. I certainly don't want one of those cunts with wings nesting in there

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Just Essex birds round my way."

Oooh - nasty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

I bet he looks majestic though. "

A big beautiful bird

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

I bet he looks majestic though. "

I haven't seen him since i stopped topping up the bird feeders... bloody free loader!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A big beautiful bird "

Sounds like my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

I bet he looks majestic though. "

No he hasn't grown all of his tail feathers yet. Bloody teenagers!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just have foxes and parakeets to listen to here in the woods behind the house. We are plagued with them in South London. Noisy fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shagging seagulls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

I bet he looks majestic though.

No he hasn't grown all of his tail feathers yet. Bloody teenagers!!

Call him kevin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

I bet he looks majestic though.

No he hasn't grown all of his tail feathers yet. Bloody teenagers!!

Call him kevin "

Perry surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

I bet he looks majestic though.

No he hasn't grown all of his tail feathers yet. Bloody teenagers!!

Call him kevin

Perry surely?"

Does he look like a Perry?

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

The neighbour next to my primary school had peacocks. My primary was not in the uk

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

We appear to have more pheasants than starlings at the moment, so much tastier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life

They can be nasty. I've handed fed one in the garden. But now he's horny, and noisy!

I bet he looks majestic though.

No he hasn't grown all of his tail feathers yet. Bloody teenagers!!

Call him kevin

Perry surely?

Does he look like a Perry? "

No. He looks like a peacock

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really don’t think you should fuck the peacock just saying

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

"A peacock once chased me at an animal park and scarred me for life "

Lucky it wasn't a goose chase. see myself out

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Urgh! It's that time of year again!! Anyone else plagued by the incessant call of a horny peacock?!

No, but I've mown down a few peasants driving to work in the morning

I hope you mean pheasants. "

I come from the Prince Phillip school of driving

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Yup got a couple on the loose round here. They sit in the conifers outside the village hall and try and coronary the pensioners from the whist drive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Urgh! It's that time of year again!! Anyone else plagued by the incessant call of a horny peacock?!

I'm sure the Fucking of Peacocks is Illegal OP.

Sorry!

Jo.Xx

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Urgh! It's that time of year again!! Anyone else plagued by the incessant call of a horny peacock?!

No, but I've mown down a few peasants driving to work in the morning

I hope you mean pheasants.

I come from the Prince Phillip school of driving

I did wonder..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shagging seagulls."

Not how I'd spend my Good Friday.

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