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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today  * |
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today * "
That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today *
That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely."
I do. It's the other drivers that concern me. Was it? I'm adopting it for M6. Just hoping the Smart Motorway does it's job and keeps things flowing. I don't mind riding it at 50mph the whole way up. It's the stop start stop start that gets on my nerves. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hell? Rude! You love it up North.
Have a good journey. Hope the ‘are we there yet’ questions are few and far between. Don’t forget to visit Notarianni! "
Oh God.. my youngest usually starts before we get to Birmingham
I will try to steer us towards Notarianni's as best I can.
My who is near location will be firmly on full time. See how close I get to some of the Forum on my travels. If I'm within 5miles of anyone in here, then I expect a flying high five Fab. |
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I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.
Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41
That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.
Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41
That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly "
I'd have got out and walked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t masturbate while driving again x
Again?
Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey "
You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don’t masturbate while driving again x
Again?
Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey "
As much as the boys would laugh at my Howler Monkey impression.. I think I'd scar them for life and hopefully be arrested with the assistance of the motorway cameras. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t masturbate while driving again x
Again?
Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey
You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car???? "
They usually fling it in the car at a safari park |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On Good Friday?
You'll need more than luck.
I'll wave at you though."
I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On Good Friday?
You'll need more than luck.
I'll wave at you though.
I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig"
Valhalla shiny and chrome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t masturbate while driving again x
Again?
Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey
You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????
They usually fling it in the car at a safari park"
Love a good bit of monkey cock/hairy balls sliding down my windscreen like a kinky see through sex slide at Longleat..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t masturbate while driving again x
Again?
Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey
You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????
They usually fling it in the car at a safari park
Love a good bit of monkey cock/hairy balls sliding down my windscreen like a kinky see through sex slide at Longleat..... "
Like a more fun version of dogging? |
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"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.
Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41
That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly
I'd have got out and walked "
I was tempted!
I finally arrived home at 18.44
I was at work at 19.00  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.
Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41
That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly
I'd have got out and walked
I was tempted!
I finally arrived home at 18.44
I was at work at 19.00 "
I'd have quit Sorry boss, life's just not being fair today. |
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today * "
Have you had your innoculations? We're tough up North. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t masturbate while driving again x
Again?
Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey
You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????
They usually fling it in the car at a safari park
Love a good bit of monkey cock/hairy balls sliding down my windscreen like a kinky see through sex slide at Longleat.....
Like a more fun version of dogging? "
I disappear having a philosophical debate for two minutes and look where it goes! Cant leave you two alone can I? Now sit down in the back, shut up and watch the monkeys jerk off like the wholesome family day out we are here to enjoy! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"On Good Friday?
You'll need more than luck.
I'll wave at you though.
I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig
Valhalla shiny and chrome"
This I can definitely see. You'd fit in perfectly to that world!
Stay strong Op, stay strong. |
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"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.
Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41
That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly
I'd have got out and walked
I was tempted!
I finally arrived home at 18.44
I was at work at 19.00
I'd have quit Sorry boss, life's just not being fair today."
I am the boss  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today *
Have you had your innoculations? We're tough up North."
I'm part UP NORTH myself.. I'm immune |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On Good Friday?
You'll need more than luck.
I'll wave at you though.
I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig
Valhalla shiny and chrome
This I can definitely see. You'd fit in perfectly to that world!
Stay strong Op, stay strong."
Holding back the tears.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last Friday I had to drive from Cheltenham to Exeter, leaving at 3, just as all the kids left school and their parents drove them to the Westcountry for Easter holidays.
I got home at 8
Good luck  "
Ouch! |
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today *
That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.
I do. It's the other drivers that concern me. Was it? I'm adopting it for M6. Just hoping the Smart Motorway does it's job and keeps things flowing. I don't mind riding it at 50mph the whole way up. It's the stop start stop start that gets on my nerves."
Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!
It was an absolute fucking nightmare!
Hope your journey was far better op! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today *
That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.
I do. It's the other drivers that concern me. Was it? I'm adopting it for M6. Just hoping the Smart Motorway does it's job and keeps things flowing. I don't mind riding it at 50mph the whole way up. It's the stop start stop start that gets on my nerves.
Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!
It was an absolute fucking nightmare!
Hope your journey was far better op! Xx"
Wasn't too bad today thanks. Round two Sunday morning |
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today *
That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.
I do. It's the other drivers that concern me. Was it? I'm adopting it for M6. Just hoping the Smart Motorway does it's job and keeps things flowing. I don't mind riding it at 50mph the whole way up. It's the stop start stop start that gets on my nerves.
Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!
It was an absolute fucking nightmare!
Hope your journey was far better op! Xx
Wasn't too bad today thanks. Round two Sunday morning "
Hopefully that won’t be too bad! Just pray everyone else is only making the return on Monday! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow
It boils with every poison you can think of.
Then I'm underneath the streetlights
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.
And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the bells.
This ain't no technological breakdown
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today *
That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.
I do. It's the other drivers that concern me. Was it? I'm adopting it for M6. Just hoping the Smart Motorway does it's job and keeps things flowing. I don't mind riding it at 50mph the whole way up. It's the stop start stop start that gets on my nerves.
Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!
It was an absolute fucking nightmare!
Hope your journey was far better op! Xx
Wasn't too bad today thanks. Round two Sunday morning
Hopefully that won’t be too bad! Just pray everyone else is only making the return on Monday! "
That's what I'm praying to the asphalt god for |
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