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I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"
Suck, fuck and cook
Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"
Suck, fuck and cook
Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing"
well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!
anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"
Suck, fuck and cook
Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing
well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!
anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser "
Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night  pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"
Suck, fuck and cook
Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing
well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!
anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser
Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night pmsl"
am off to check my phone records as i cannot remember ringing you. and bloody sssssh dont be letting me secrets out you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"
Suck, fuck and cook
Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing
well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!
anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser
Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night pmsl
am off to check my phone records as i cannot remember ringing you. and bloody sssssh dont be letting me secrets out you"
Wasnt your phone pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"
Suck, fuck and cook
Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing
well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!
anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser
Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night pmsl
am off to check my phone records as i cannot remember ringing you. and bloody sssssh dont be letting me secrets out you
Wasnt your phone pmsl "
erm its coming back to me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"
Suck, fuck and cook
Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing"
a friend of mine reckons if it flies floats or fucks ...rent it dont buy it !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh am independant enough to have my own cleaner and I wan a man for pleasure not for chores hahaha
As for cooking, that is my pleasure second only to a man's body and company both fulfill vital requirements hahaha
Xxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do all 3 very well and can drive a boat and change a car wheel 
Ahem... one SAILS a boat, one DRIVES a car... feckin wumun!! hehehe "
I don't have a sail on my boat... it's a speed boat and it has a wheel so i drive it lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well as you know J, I do all 3 extremely well, just don't advertise it hahahaha
Yv xxx
Don't believe you, a woman in Leigh that can cook, yeah right  "
hey gorgeous ....i cook too .... xxxxxx |
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