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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go on.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

At a singularity within a black hole, how can all those particles occupy the same at the same time at unimaginable pressure?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"At a singularity within a black hole, how can all those particles occupy the same at the same time at unimaginable pressure?"

And why do all normal laws of physics fail to work at the quantum level?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you lend me a tenner?

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

How are you Lickety?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you do the splits?!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"At a singularity within a black hole, how can all those particles occupy the same at the same time at unimaginable pressure?"

It's has had scientists for years. As a simpleton I'll go with, the rules are different because it's a black hole and I don't know what those rules are.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What am I having for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At a singularity within a black hole, how can all those particles occupy the same at the same time at unimaginable pressure?

And why do all normal laws of physics fail to work at the quantum level?"

The singularity is of infinite density where normal physics doesn't apply .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What am I doing tomorrow and when will my arm get better

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can you lend me a tenner?"

I could but I won't. That creates an expectation that you will return it and a burden for you to find the money, when you might not have it. I'll happily give you a tenner.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hello Lickety! Gosh. Anything. Anything is really open, to well, anything.

Tad anticlimatic here...

What/who would you like to be doing if you could choose anything (and one if applicable)?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you lend me a tenner?

I could but I won't. That creates an expectation that you will return it and a burden for you to find the money, when you might not have it. I'll happily give you a tenner."

Ah thank you!

And I’d happily give you one.

So I’d be up by nine!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How are you Lickety?"

Better than most, in the grand scheme of things.

I hope you are well.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"At a singularity within a black hole, how can all those particles occupy the same at the same time at unimaginable pressure?

And why do all normal laws of physics fail to work at the quantum level?"

See my simpleton answer.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can you do the splits?!"

I can spread my legs wide but, sadly, can no longer do the splits.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What am I having for dinner? "

Egg and chips. You really do need to restock.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What am I doing tomorrow and when will my arm get better "

You're going to take advantage of the glorious weather and go to Slapton Sands.

Your arm will be better by the May Day Bonk Holiday.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hello Lickety! Gosh. Anything. Anything is really open, to well, anything.

Tad anticlimatic here...

What/who would you like to be doing if you could choose anything (and one if applicable)? "

If I could choose anything/anyone then I'd gather together a friendly group for a naked frolic, no pressure, see what happens-hope-for-an orgy. I love seeing adult human bodies enjoying touching and being touched.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you do the splits?!

I can spread my legs wide but, sadly, can no longer do the splits.

"

Always good to hear

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"How are you Lickety?

Better than most, in the grand scheme of things.

I hope you are well.

"

I am mostly well thank you. Just ignore the sniffles and the coughs haha. I’ll be utilising the extra days off to recover.

I’m very glad that you are well, in the grand scheme! It’s important to have perspective and it’s a much better answer than ‘fine, thanks’.

Have a great evening lady.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Do you believe the Gaia principle?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do you believe the Gaia principle?"

In a limited way. Yes, for the gut microbiome.

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By *-and-mCouple  over a year ago

Carlisle

Is a 4” hard cock too small?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is a 4” hard cock too small? "

It depends what you intend to do with it.

It will be for some, for others it will be perfect.

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By *-and-mCouple  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Is a 4” hard cock too small?

It depends what you intend to do with it.

It will be for some, for others it will be perfect."

Thanks. Any suggestions what I could do with it??

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is it polite to say ‘fookoff’ rather than ‘FUCK OFF!!!’?

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By *J RHEAMan  over a year ago

S West

So what is it?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is a 4” hard cock too small?

It depends what you intend to do with it.

It will be for some, for others it will be perfect.

Thanks. Any suggestions what I could do with it??"

See how many ring doughnuts you can fit on?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is it polite to say ‘fookoff’ rather than ‘FUCK OFF!!!’? "

One looks like it sounds loud and exclamatory, the other looks much more genteel... yes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So what is it?"

It is book by Stephen King that has spawned several film versions and a craze for people scaring others by dressing up as clowns.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OK, so....

What am I worth...?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OK, so....

What am I worth...?

"

At least a bottle of shampoo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is Red-Monkey such a smarty pants?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where do babies come from?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where do babies come from?"

Baby land.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK, so....

What am I worth...?

At least a bottle of shampoo.

"

I reckon I'm worth every bottle of shampoo ever produced and then some, but I still think I undervalue myself....

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By *-and-mCouple  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Is a 4” hard cock too small?

It depends what you intend to do with it.

It will be for some, for others it will be perfect.

Thanks. Any suggestions what I could do with it??

See how many ring doughnuts you can fit on?

"

I will next time ai go shopping, have afeeling not more than 2 or 3 max

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Do you believe the Gaia principle?

In a limited way. Yes, for the gut microbiome. "

And holistic?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What would 3 metres per second be in K/h

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come? "

Not if it has Weil's disease

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

How much will it cost to replace all the windows and doors in the house i'm buying?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How much will it cost to replace all the windows and doors in the house i'm buying?"

I'd like to know the answer to this as I'm buying a house in Erdington.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why is Red-Monkey such a smarty pants?"

Two heads, better than one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Nope, you've already buggered up the weather this weekend.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Where do babies come from?"

Many different places. If they all came from the same place the planet would fall off its axis.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Ooo! Another one.

How can you transform yourself in to a sexual goddess in a couple of weeks? Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come?

Not if it has Weil's disease "

I didn't lick it!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"What would 3 metres per second be in K/h"

3x60x60

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do you believe the Gaia principle?

In a limited way. Yes, for the gut microbiome.

And holistic?"

Of course.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come? "

You can. There will be another rat and you should lock the cat flap and keep the lid on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on.

"

Red or black xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come?

You can. There will be another rat and you should lock the cat flap and keep the lid on the toilet.

"

Is that my good thing?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What would 3 metres per second be in K/h"

Buggered if I know.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How much will it cost to replace all the windows and doors in the house i'm buying?"

12.5% more than you have budgeted.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come?

You can. There will be another rat and you should lock the cat flap and keep the lid on the toilet.

Is that my good thing? "

No, that's just precautions for possible bad things.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on.

Red or black xx"

Red.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Maffell or festool plunge saw ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come?

You can. There will be another rat and you should lock the cat flap and keep the lid on the toilet.

Is that my good thing?

No, that's just precautions for possible bad things. "

Phew!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?"

I smell and taste of nectar.

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By *egasus NobMan  over a year ago

Wandsworth

.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ooo! Another one.

How can you transform yourself in to a sexual goddess in a couple of weeks? Asking for a friend."

Personally, I'd eat more. I normally look like the Venus of Willendorf but my boobs have a shrunk a little.

You too could become the Venus of Willendorf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok then,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maffell or festool plunge saw ?"

Maffell.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"."

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok then,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Three cords.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why aren't my ears pointy like a pixie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you could know the absolute and unequivocal truth to one question, what question would you ask?

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"How much will it cost to replace all the windows and doors in the house i'm buying?

12.5% more than you have budgeted.

"

Excellent- i budgeted for £7.23 for 18 windows and 3 doors

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Maffell or festool plunge saw ?

Maffell."

Is that based on personal preference or just a guess?

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"

How can you transform yourself in to a sexual goddess in a couple of weeks? Asking for a friend."

Send your friend a life size picture of yourself to stick on their mirror- voilà! instant all round hottie!

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By *illingVicMan  over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Go on.

"

Peter Cushing or Christopher Lee

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maffell or festool plunge saw ?

Maffell.

Is that based on personal preference or just a guess?"

Colour.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Ooo! Another one.

How can you transform yourself in to a sexual goddess in a couple of weeks? Asking for a friend.

Personally, I'd eat more. I normally look like the Venus of Willendorf but my boobs have a shrunk a little.

You too could become the Venus of Willendorf.

"

Laughing (but also shush).

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why aren't my ears pointy like a pixie? "

I hate to break this to you, but someone must, you are not a pixie.

However, I saw a man on the tube last week with pointy pixie ears. It was hard to work out whether they were stuck on or he had had his ears surgically altered.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you could know the absolute and unequivocal truth to one question, what question would you ask?"

Why are all the calories in the most delicious food?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why aren't my ears pointy like a pixie?

I hate to break this to you, but someone must, you are not a pixie.

However, I saw a man on the tube last week with pointy pixie ears. It was hard to work out whether they were stuck on or he had had his ears surgically altered.

"

Heart. Broken.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on.

Peter Cushing or Christopher Lee"

Cushing.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ooo! Another one.

How can you transform yourself in to a sexual goddess in a couple of weeks? Asking for a friend.

Personally, I'd eat more. I normally look like the Venus of Willendorf but my boobs have a shrunk a little.

You too could become the Venus of Willendorf.

Laughing (but also shush)."

Oi! She's an icon. Literally.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you had to pick one person to have dinner with out of anyone alive or dead who would you pick and why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Holly likes handcuffing me to the bed and having her wicked way with me but when she has finished she leaves me there and goes and watches Supernatural in another room until she wants to play some more.

How do I convince her that it would be nice to watch Supernatural with her too?

LJ

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you had to pick one person to have dinner with out of anyone alive or dead who would you pick and why?"

Dr Maya Angelou. Her life story is rich, her story telling is even richer and her wisdom has served me well.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Holly likes handcuffing me to the bed and having her wicked way with me but when she has finished she leaves me there and goes and watches Supernatural in another room until she wants to play some more.

How do I convince her that it would be nice to watch Supernatural with her too?

LJ"

Beg.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holly likes handcuffing me to the bed and having her wicked way with me but when she has finished she leaves me there and goes and watches Supernatural in another room until she wants to play some more.

How do I convince her that it would be nice to watch Supernatural with her too?

LJ

Beg.

"

That would make her worse!!

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"Holly likes handcuffing me to the bed and having her wicked way with me but when she has finished she leaves me there and goes and watches Supernatural in another room until she wants to play some more.

How do I convince her that it would be nice to watch Supernatural with her too?

LJ"

How can i convince Holly to let your watch Supernatural while she handcuffs me to the bed and has her way with me instead?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahhhh i’m going to look further into this, sounds like her autobiographies would interest me, so thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holly likes handcuffing me to the bed and having her wicked way with me but when she has finished she leaves me there and goes and watches Supernatural in another room until she wants to play some more.

How do I convince her that it would be nice to watch Supernatural with her too?

LJ

How can i convince Holly to let your watch Supernatural while she handcuffs me to the bed and has her way with me instead? "

I used to be a Dom in a previous life but when Holly got hold of me that changed quickly!!!

Are you sure you want to meet her she can be brutal and unforgiving especially as she knows how much I like Supernatural

LJ

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"Holly likes handcuffing me to the bed and having her wicked way with me but when she has finished she leaves me there and goes and watches Supernatural in another room until she wants to play some more.

How do I convince her that it would be nice to watch Supernatural with her too?

LJ

How can i convince Holly to let your watch Supernatural while she handcuffs me to the bed and has her way with me instead?

I used to be a Dom in a previous life but when Holly got hold of me that changed quickly!!!

Are you sure you want to meet her she can be brutal and unforgiving especially as she knows how much I like Supernatural

LJ"

I'll have a look for the box set on ebay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holly likes handcuffing me to the bed and having her wicked way with me but when she has finished she leaves me there and goes and watches Supernatural in another room until she wants to play some more.

How do I convince her that it would be nice to watch Supernatural with her too?

LJ

How can i convince Holly to let your watch Supernatural while she handcuffs me to the bed and has her way with me instead?

I used to be a Dom in a previous life but when Holly got hold of me that changed quickly!!!

Are you sure you want to meet her she can be brutal and unforgiving especially as she knows how much I like Supernatural

LJ

I'll have a look for the box set on ebay "

Cool that solves one issue

Now how to get back into my Dom role

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would 3 metres per second be in K/h

3x60x60"

Thank you

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

If you dobbed someone if for a projection what would you do?

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands

What is the use of Use?

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By *egasus NobMan  over a year ago

Wandsworth

Chicken or Egg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What time will sally be back online?

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands

Egg- Dinosaur laid eggs then evolved into birds = chicken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why is there only one monopolies commission

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what's so good about Friday

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"why is there only one monopolies commission"

And why does monosyllabic have so many??

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By *egasus NobMan  over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Egg- Dinosaur laid eggs then evolved into birds = chicken "

So chickens are dinosaurs long lost, cousins

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Ahhhh i’m going to look further into this, sounds like her autobiographies would interest me, so thank you "

Well worth reading. Radio 4 has serialised them if you want to listen to them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's my real name?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"If you dobbed someone if for a projection what would you do?"

I have no idea what this means.

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands


"Egg- Dinosaur laid eggs then evolved into birds = chicken

So chickens are dinosaurs long lost, cousins"

Yep, but not so lost. Just ask David Attenborough 

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"What is the use of Use?"

We employ 'use' to denote an action, amount or benefit of a thing.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Chicken or Egg"

Both together in a curry.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"What time will sally be back online?"

20:24. You can wait.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"why is there only one monopolies commission"

To ensure we understand the dangers of monopolies.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"what's so good about Friday"

For most people it's the end of the working/school week and the gateway to two days without work/school (known as 'the weekend').

Good Friday refers to a day of religious observance. For the Christian Church this is the most holy period.

Tomorrow is Good Friday but also the start of Passover.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"why is there only one monopolies commission

And why does monosyllabic have so many??"

Now, you know the answer to that.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"What's my real name? "

Bob.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What one thing could make you deviate (temporarily) from your personal moral code?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For the OP only.

Why are we still in Europe..

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By *lefanteparatiMan  over a year ago

spain

Did you like youngers boys?

I understand old man have experience but i can give you war Xxx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"What one thing could make you deviate (temporarily) from your personal moral code? "

Witnessing violence towards vulnerable people.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"For the OP only.

Why are we still in Europe.. "

Because. Anything else belongs on the politics board and I don't venture there to protect my mental wellbeing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's my real name?

Bob.

"

No. That's my dildo.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Did you like youngers boys?

I understand old man have experience but i can give you war Xxx

"

I love younger boys, but never sexually.

I don't want war.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what was the name of your favourite teacher at your school

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"what was the name of your favourite teacher at your school"

I can't name other people on a public forum. I had many teachers I loved and admired, remained friends with as I became an adult. One such became a public figure and died a little while back. He was special for many reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

similar question then ,what was your favourite subject at school..and least fav

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"similar question then ,what was your favourite subject at school..and least fav"

Favourite was English. Least favourite was Maths.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan  over a year ago

Kent

An you spot a female dalliancer?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Is it polite to say ‘fookoff’ rather than ‘FUCK OFF!!!’?

One looks like it sounds loud and exclamatory, the other looks much more genteel... yes.

"

I shall take your advice on board.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"An you spot a female dalliancer?"

Thank you for using my new word. I assume 'an' should be 'can' and the answer is no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ahhhh i’m going to look further into this, sounds like her autobiographies would interest me, so thank you

Well worth reading. Radio 4 has serialised them if you want to listen to them.

"

Thank you this actually surprised me to interest me so much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a lover of female feet, why do most women have beautifully higher arches than men? X

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"As a lover of female feet, why do most women have beautifully higher arches than men? X"

Men have longer feet, generally. Women have narrower heels. According to Addidas. As to the why, why not? Enjoy, but not in a creepy way.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Why?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Why?"

The word and concept that little children grasp really quickly, regardless of language and culture.

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come? "

What was it driving?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Question 1, what is the higgs boson particle made of?

Question 2, have you had a nice day today?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Why is the sky blue ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any chance of this week's lotto numbers??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on.

"

ok how many wine gums can you fit up yer bum?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come?

What was it driving?"

Just its cute little self. It was running away from the terrier that wanted to eat it.

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Today a rat ran over my left foot. Can I interpret this as a portent of good things to come?

What was it driving?

Just its cute little self. It was running away from the terrier that wanted to eat it. "

Thank heavens for that

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Question 1, what is the higgs boson particle made of?

Question 2, have you had a nice day today?"

1. Higgs, Bosons and Hadrons.

2. I have, thank you. The moon is almost full and my quim is a-quiver but I'll cope by howling.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Why is the sky blue ? "

It isn't. It's night.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Any chance of this week's lotto numbers?? "

35, 17, 8, 21, 28, 40

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Go on.

ok how many wine gums can you fit up yer bum?"

0

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Question 1, what is the higgs boson particle made of?

Question 2, have you had a nice day today?

1. Higgs, Bosons and Hadrons.

2. I have, thank you. The moon is almost full and my quim is a-quiver but I'll cope by howling.

"

Hmmm, I know how many goats I had in the garden today, and will count them tomorrow... best you get strumming that quim and leave the howling to sleep

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By *ave explorerMan  over a year ago

Portsmouth

why do I like your stylish look ... do you like to dress to impress at all times c

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol

How many of those haribos rings from the starmix pack can you fit on your nipple?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Question 1, what is the higgs boson particle made of?

Question 2, have you had a nice day today?

1. Higgs, Bosons and Hadrons.

2. I have, thank you. The moon is almost full and my quim is a-quiver but I'll cope by howling.

Hmmm, I know how many goats I had in the garden today, and will count them tomorrow... best you get strumming that quim and leave the howling to sleep"

The goats are safe. Men, lock your doors.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any chance of this week's lotto numbers??

35, 17, 8, 21, 28, 40

"

Doing them tomorrow, your top of thr list when they win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the square root of minus one?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"why do I like your stylish look ... do you like to dress to impress at all times c"

I don't know why you like my stylish look. I have a vast amount of clothes and dress to suit my mood, comfort levels, weather conditions and environment.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"How many of those haribos rings from the starmix pack can you fit on your nipple?"

0 - my nipples point down so the rings would fall off.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Any chance of this week's lotto numbers??

35, 17, 8, 21, 28, 40

Doing them tomorrow, your top of thr list when they win "

Mazel tov.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"What the square root of minus one?"

Another, buggered if I know. This will be one of those silly maths things that isn't a number but a squiggle or letter.

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"How many of those haribos rings from the starmix pack can you fit on your nipple?

0 - my nipples point down so the rings would fall off.

"

If you give them a presuck (the haribos) they do get a little sticky, in these circumstance how many?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many eggs can I eat before becoming egg bound?

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there

Have you ever got the giggles in a funeral?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How many of those haribos rings from the starmix pack can you fit on your nipple?

0 - my nipples point down so the rings would fall off.

If you give them a presuck (the haribos) they do get a little sticky, in these circumstance how many?"

Probably one on each. The rings are quite thick. I can fit them on my fingers and my nipples are not finger-sized.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"How many eggs can I eat before becoming egg bound?"

14

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Have you ever got the giggles in a funeral?"

Yes. The deceased would have approved and joined in.

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Would you like to come to Swingfields with me?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Would you like to come to Swingfields with me? "

Thank you for the offer, but I don't do camping.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on.

"

how many questions did you get? lol

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Would you like to buy shares in my new venture? Victorian lace parachutes.

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By *arex2Couple  over a year ago

Bradford

... And why is a woodchuck called a woodchuck if a woodchuck can't Chuck wood?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Go on.

how many questions did you get? lol"

More by PM than I expected. All deleted unanswered.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Would you like to buy shares in my new venture? Victorian lace parachutes. "

Sold in old pennies?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"... And why is a woodchuck called a woodchuck if a woodchuck can't Chuck wood?"

No idea but I like they are also called Whistle Pigs.

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