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Would you use extract from human faeces as a moisturizing agent?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its a suggestion among some scientists who want to attack global warming.
That human faeces has many good properties that can be extracted for other uses.
Every toilet flush also releases powerful unseen vapours that can be gathered at low cost and diverted to power whole industries they say.
...and just in case you were wondering I am not talking the shit of bulls, Which in fact already has it's uses.
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"Wtf. It’s too early for this shite I was wondering if people would use the moisturizer if it was sold and packaged by Gucci?"
It could be packaged by Cadbury’s and I’d still not touch it. I’d rather run bill semen on my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give it a chemical name and no one would notice, we’ve been washing our clothes in spit for year anyway lol"
Where do they get enough spit to make all the washing powder we use |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hell no, but I'll have a big mug of that coffee that's been through a colon and out the other end.
Half the skin care products I've used are shit anyway so why the fuck not.
As long as it didn't smell.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh hell no, but I'll have a big mug of that coffee that's been through a colon and out the other end.
Half the skin care products I've used are shit anyway so why the fuck not.
As long as it didn't smell.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! "
Nice to see another side to things.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! "
red bull is bull jiz wtf  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that getting shitfacedAre you saying a person has to be d*unk to cover their face in shit?no i was trying to joke and failed miserably  "
No I got the joke and joked back,because most people would have to be shitfaced to let shit anywhere near their face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that getting shitfacedAre you saying a person has to be d*unk to cover their face in shit?no i was trying to joke and failed miserably No I got the joke and joked back,because most people would have to be shitfaced to let shit anywhere near their face."
its happened before wasnt people poo tho  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that getting shitfacedAre you saying a person has to be d*unk to cover their face in shit?no i was trying to joke and failed miserably No I got the joke and joked back,because most people would have to be shitfaced to let shit anywhere near their face.its happened before wasnt people poo tho "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that getting shitfacedAre you saying a person has to be d*unk to cover their face in shit?no i was trying to joke and failed miserably No I got the joke and joked back,because most people would have to be shitfaced to let shit anywhere near their face.its happened before wasnt people poo tho "
You've just inspired a new word!
A group of shitty people = poople |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf "
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it. |
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
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No But then I don't really use these types of products.
I've never worn make up but I've read that a lot of stuff contains fish scales, extract of whale, crushed up beetles, snail slime etc.
So as someone else said give a chemical name and no one would notice...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that getting shitfacedAre you saying a person has to be d*unk to cover their face in shit?no i was trying to joke and failed miserably No I got the joke and joked back,because most people would have to be shitfaced to let shit anywhere near their face.its happened before wasnt people poo tho
You've just inspired a new word!
A group of shitty people = poople "
im apoople person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it. "
nasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No But then I don't really use these types of products.
I've never worn make up but I've read that a lot of stuff contains fish scales, extract of whale, crushed up beetles, snail slime etc.
So as someone else said give a chemical name and no one would notice...
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I always wondered what really happened to John Lennon ....
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
Manchester |
"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it. "
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair. "
How do you think they get those mohawks to remain rigid?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.
How do you think they get those mohawks to remain rigid?
P"
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
Manchester |
"No But then I don't really use these types of products.
I've never worn make up but I've read that a lot of stuff contains fish scales, extract of whale, crushed up beetles, snail slime etc.
So as someone else said give a chemical name and no one would notice...
I always wondered what really happened to John Lennon ....
P"
The Gallagher brothers must have turned him into face cream and that's how we got don't look back in anger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No But then I don't really use these types of products.
I've never worn make up but I've read that a lot of stuff contains fish scales, extract of whale, crushed up beetles, snail slime etc.
So as someone else said give a chemical name and no one would notice...
I always wondered what really happened to John Lennon ....
P
The Gallagher brothers must have turned him into face cream and that's how we got don't look back in anger. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair. "
Informative. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair. "
Yeah, I knew that it's not 'actually' from bulls testes, it just amused me in relevance to the thread.
The fact that so many of us don't actually know how or where our products come from is unbelievable. Give something a name and people just nod along!
I'm going to market a new product called hemen... I'm not sure what it's for yet, its the farming process which I'm concerned with.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.
Yeah, I knew that it's not 'actually' from bulls testes, it just amused me in relevance to the thread.
The fact that so many of us don't actually know how or where our products come from is unbelievable. Give something a name and people just nod along!
I'm going to market a new product called hemen... I'm not sure what it's for yet, its the farming process which I'm concerned with. "
A hymen for men that grows over their winky hole, leading to ten ton bowling balls? |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.
Yeah, I knew that it's not 'actually' from bulls testes, it just amused me in relevance to the thread.
The fact that so many of us don't actually know how or where our products come from is unbelievable. Give something a name and people just nod along!
I'm going to market a new product called hemen... I'm not sure what it's for yet, its the farming process which I'm concerned with.
A hymen for men that grows over their winky hole, leading to ten ton bowling balls? "
Thus leading to guys *actually* needing their balls drained...
Perhaps I'm behind the times from reading my local updates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.
Yeah, I knew that it's not 'actually' from bulls testes, it just amused me in relevance to the thread.
The fact that so many of us don't actually know how or where our products come from is unbelievable. Give something a name and people just nod along!
I'm going to market a new product called hemen... I'm not sure what it's for yet, its the farming process which I'm concerned with.
A hymen for men that grows over their winky hole, leading to ten ton bowling balls?
Thus leading to guys *actually* needing their balls drained...
Perhaps I'm behind the times from reading my local updates"
Yes! They say they need their balls draining, make it so!
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.
Yeah, I knew that it's not 'actually' from bulls testes, it just amused me in relevance to the thread.
The fact that so many of us don't actually know how or where our products come from is unbelievable. Give something a name and people just nod along!
I'm going to market a new product called hemen... I'm not sure what it's for yet, its the farming process which I'm concerned with.
A hymen for men that grows over their winky hole, leading to ten ton bowling balls?
Thus leading to guys *actually* needing their balls drained...
Perhaps I'm behind the times from reading my local updates
Yes! They say they need their balls draining, make it so!
P"
The line that Jean luc Picard should've said. "they need their balls draining. Make it so, number 1!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.
Yeah, I knew that it's not 'actually' from bulls testes, it just amused me in relevance to the thread.
The fact that so many of us don't actually know how or where our products come from is unbelievable. Give something a name and people just nod along!
I'm going to market a new product called hemen... I'm not sure what it's for yet, its the farming process which I'm concerned with.
A hymen for men that grows over their winky hole, leading to ten ton bowling balls?
Thus leading to guys *actually* needing their balls drained...
Perhaps I'm behind the times from reading my local updates
Yes! They say they need their balls draining, make it so!
P
The line that Jean luc Picard should've said. "they need their balls draining. Make it so, number 1!""
Out of a number 2!
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"This thread made me laugh. People drink the extract from bull testes (red bull), inject botulism (botox) into their faces but a bit of poo and people freak! red bull is bull jiz wtf
Yep, all those 'red blooded guys' sucking on bull cum and loving it.
I found It incredulous so had to look it up... taurine is synthesized but is also found in bull testes.
Also just read that bull semen is used in expensive hair products as it's known as viagra for hair.
Yeah, I knew that it's not 'actually' from bulls testes, it just amused me in relevance to the thread.
The fact that so many of us don't actually know how or where our products come from is unbelievable. Give something a name and people just nod along!
I'm going to market a new product called hemen... I'm not sure what it's for yet, its the farming process which I'm concerned with.
A hymen for men that grows over their winky hole, leading to ten ton bowling balls?
Thus leading to guys *actually* needing their balls drained...
Perhaps I'm behind the times from reading my local updates
Yes! They say they need their balls draining, make it so!
P
The line that Jean luc Picard should've said. "they need their balls draining. Make it so, number 1!"
Out of a number 2!
P"
So a number 3... |
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