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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago
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If it’s that stupid article about colon cancer today then it’s not worth the paper it’s written on, as most of these ones based on food frequency questionnaires aren’t.
And don’t get me started on lumping red and processed meat in the same category... 
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over a year ago
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"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News."
Here's the link to what I'm on about.
https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely. "
More or less every day with me. I'm 99% Danish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely. "
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn |
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn"
It's not a Big Mac!! |
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn
It's not a Big Mac!!"
you see your off on your size crusade again..  |
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn
It's not a Big Mac!!
you see your off on your size crusade again.. "
Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn
It's not a Big Mac!!
you see your off on your size crusade again..
Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues"
well it all started when I was an egg  |
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn
It's not a Big Mac!!
you see your off on your size crusade again..
Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues
well it all started when I was an egg "
Eggs go well with bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn
It's not a Big Mac!!
you see your off on your size crusade again..
Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues
well it all started when I was an egg
Eggs go well with bacon"
in a womb? what the hell goes on in your house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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20% more likely to get cancer than a person who doesn't eat bacon or who someone who doesn't eat meat. I can live with those numbers for a bit of what I love. They would have you believe the everything causes cancer nowadays |
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"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.
apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn
It's not a Big Mac!!
you see your off on your size crusade again..
Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues
well it all started when I was an egg
Eggs go well with bacon
in a womb? what the hell goes on in your house"
Well when "pork" product meets an egg ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer"."
Apparently if you stare at bacon long enough you can contract mild Gout. |
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".
Apparently if you stare at bacon long enough you can contract mild Gout."
And it blinds you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".
Apparently if you stare at bacon long enough you can contract mild Gout.
And it blinds you"
Only if the pig wore a monocle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer"."
Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".
Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer" "
Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey. |
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".
Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer"
Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey."
Anti-baconists. |
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".
Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer"
Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey."
Vegans |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....
Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".
Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer"
Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey.
Vegans"
Only the only manufacturer of nitrate free bacon nyaaa? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it does, why have I never seen a pig at the doctors? 
They're made to use a different entrance and waiting room I believe 
The Swines!  "
I think Del Trotter once went in the wrong entrance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They’ll tell you anything causes cancer ,
One week they say if you drink small amount of booze is actually good for you then a month that they say all booze is bad for you ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First they took our fags. Then they took our booze. Now our bacon too? I'm moving to China."
No bacon in China , they have a massive pig issue with a pig disease and having to kill a massive percentage of the stock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely only smoking bacon causes cancer"
Smoked foods have been suspected for years. Obviously smoking food generates cancer causing nitrosamines, but they say little about smoked haddock for example.
With bacon you have two risks. The curing process. Then the cooking (frying or grilling).
Definitely something to eat only in moderation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The person that founded this study must be vegetarian!!
Something will give you cancer apparently now, doesn’t matter what it is, everything in moderation that’s what I say, every week there is something new saying it will give you cancer, if we stopped eating the stuff they say gives you it, then what? It will still be there! (I’m no doctor so obviously can’t back this up), I know smoking will probably lead to cancer but I still do that, I want to be able to say I actually enjoyed my little time here (or my long time) rather than say ‘I listened to everything, cut out everything anyone ever said about what causes cancer and it may (because no one knows where they are going to drop dead) have extended my life by a few years’.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps Greggs should put up a warning in their shops to warn us of the dangers of eating anything as we may fall ill.
Jesus next it will be water "
will that be holy water best turn it into wine |
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"If it’s that stupid article about colon cancer today then it’s not worth the paper it’s written on, as most of these ones based on food frequency questionnaires aren’t.
And don’t get me started on lumping red and processed meat in the same category...
TB"
...and the ridiculous assumption that the bacon in the sandwich will give you cancer but the bread made with GM, mass produced wheat and cooked via the Chorleywood process is somehow far better for us.
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"Surely only smoking bacon causes cancer
Smoked foods have been suspected for years. Obviously smoking food generates cancer causing nitrosamines, but they say little about smoked haddock for example.
With bacon you have two risks. The curing process. Then the cooking (frying or grilling).
Definitely something to eat only in moderation "
The only risk to eating bacon is to the pig that provided it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News."
Found it
https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News.
Found it
https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg"
Funny as hell that song lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News.
Found it
https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg
Funny as hell that song lol"
As soon as I read the thread title I was looking for it then made sure nobody else had shared it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They have modified their message,because they used to claim that all meat caused cancer...but animals that eat 100% meat ie lions,tigers,leopards etc seem cancer free...so the logic doesn't stand up. |
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"They have modified their message,because they used to claim that all meat caused cancer...but animals that eat 100% meat ie lions,tigers,leopards etc seem cancer free...so the logic doesn't stand up."
It was a shit bit of badly constructed research, nothing more. |
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