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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The end of the world has arrived! I constructed the safest place the world has in existence. Theres a life you would believe behind the big hermetically sealed iron doors!
Unfortunately everybody has to contribute! Everybody pulls their weight! So to the question......
What skills do you have and what job would you like in this new future? In what way do you deserve the job you want? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have trained as a basic skills English teacher. Also I can double as a mini tractor and push/pull things with my powerchair."
Double job for you then my friend!  Hired! |
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Uhm I'm a gardener i feel i may be little use in a vault.. Although i have had a lifetimes experience of hitting things with hammers which if going by a little place called sanctuary would be very helpful  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to be the gynecologist as I think I know all about women I'm fairly sure they have Staples near their stomachs from magazines I've read"
Not hired......for that job......but hired as the vaults librarian and keeper of knowledge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In flight entertainmrnt?
Hired! No flying but damn you would make the apocalypse fun im only coming if i can bring sally tho"
She needs a job lol cant make exceptions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Uhm I'm a gardener i feel i may be little use in a vault.. Although i have had a lifetimes experience of hitting things with hammers which if going by a little place called sanctuary would be very helpful "
Hydroponics for you my friend, hired!! Plus demolition when making room for all these new people lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your conscience... there's no escaping the nagging  "
Damn how important is my conscience when I'm responsible for keeping all you safe. Gotta make the tough decisions.......oooooohhhh........go on then.......hired!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do a decent spreadsheet.
Maybe not.
I'm a qualified cricket coach, so sports and games are covered. "
Rota creation and PE teacher for you! Keep our forces fighting fit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In flight entertainmrnt?
Hired! No flying but damn you would make the apocalypse fun im only coming if i can bring sally tho
She needs a job lol cant make exceptions "
she will be too busy with my penis to work ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I make fantastic tea and coffee "
Saffy will love you as she loves her brews lol plus I cabt function properly without coffee. Grumpy bear! So definitely hired, most important person in there methinks! You'll run our very own 'Starbucks' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your conscience... there's no escaping the nagging
Damn how important is my conscience when I'm responsible for keeping all you safe. Gotta make the tough decisions.......oooooohhhh........go on then.......hired!!! "
Errr very! You're no use if you're not working at full capacity princess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In flight entertainmrnt?
Hired! No flying but damn you would make the apocalypse fun im only coming if i can bring sally tho
She needs a job lol cant make exceptions she will be too busy with my penis to work ffs"
That's a job in itself! PMF Penis Pumper ok hired but you better pick another job and do both lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your conscience... there's no escaping the nagging
Damn how important is my conscience when I'm responsible for keeping all you safe. Gotta make the tough decisions.......oooooohhhh........go on then.......hired!!!
Errr very! You're no use if you're not working at full capacity princess. "
True x the last thing these people need is to survive with a grumpy bear lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In flight entertainmrnt?
Hired! No flying but damn you would make the apocalypse fun im only coming if i can bring sally tho
She needs a job lol cant make exceptions she will be too busy with my penis to work ffs
That's a job in itself! PMF Penis Pumper ok hired but you better pick another job and do both lol "
i could sell folks thinks i supose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In flight entertainmrnt?
Hired! No flying but damn you would make the apocalypse fun im only coming if i can bring sally tho
She needs a job lol cant make exceptions she will be too busy with my penis to work ffs
That's a job in itself! PMF Penis Pumper ok hired but you better pick another job and do both lol i could sell folks thinks i supose"
Trader? Yep....we can make that work! Sally's in too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In flight entertainmrnt?
Hired! No flying but damn you would make the apocalypse fun im only coming if i can bring sally tho
She needs a job lol cant make exceptions she will be too busy with my penis to work ffs
That's a job in itself! PMF Penis Pumper ok hired but you better pick another job and do both lol i could sell folks thinks i supose
Trader? Yep....we can make that work! Sally's in too "
took some negotiating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In flight entertainmrnt?
Hired! No flying but damn you would make the apocalypse fun im only coming if i can bring sally tho
She needs a job lol cant make exceptions she will be too busy with my penis to work ffs
That's a job in itself! PMF Penis Pumper ok hired but you better pick another job and do both lol i could sell folks thinks i supose
Trader? Yep....we can make that work! Sally's in too took some negotiating "
Would expect nothing less from Master Trader Finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could i feed the seals ..
I think you got the wrong apocalypse saviour.......Noah's little yacht is two towns over lol "
but you said the doors were hermetically sealed so I want to feed the seals  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"could i feed the seals ..
I think you got the wrong apocalypse saviour.......Noah's little yacht is two towns over lol
but you said the doors were hermetically sealed so I want to feed the seals "
Crafty!! You need to be our negotiator with the outside world when we leave the vault lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The end of the world has arrived! I constructed the safest place the world has in existence. Theres a life you would believe behind the big hermetically sealed iron doors!
Unfortunately everybody has to contribute! Everybody pulls their weight! So to the question......
What skills do you have and what job would you like in this new future? In what way do you deserve the job you want? "
I'm good with water purification and treatment. Though I'd prefer to be one of the Scavengers/Vault Hunters of the Wasteland outside. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The end of the world has arrived! I constructed the safest place the world has in existence. Theres a life you would believe behind the big hermetically sealed iron doors!
Unfortunately everybody has to contribute! Everybody pulls their weight! So to the question......
What skills do you have and what job would you like in this new future? In what way do you deserve the job you want?
I'm good with water purification and treatment. Though I'd prefer to be one of the Scavengers/Vault Hunters of the Wasteland outside."
Comes in handy if we need a water chip plus I would definitely be on scavenging trips and would want a trustworthy ally at my back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Door keeper 
Hired! Lol to be fair you could of said almost anything and I would of you in. You terrify me lol "
Oh wait, I changed my mind.
Ruler of the new world
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Door keeper
Hired! Lol to be fair you could of said almost anything and I would of you in. You terrify me lol
Oh wait, I changed my mind.
Ruler of the new world
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Not terrified that much lol still hired but I'll keep my eye on you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could someone I know(lets just call her Theresa), negotiate trade deals with the other domes  "
;-) if we never wanted a deal to go through or be shafted in said deal lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am the bringer of death and disease
Pox and spawn, I will be waiting at your door.
Let me in or not, when you eventually come out I will be there to hold your hand..
Scary
stuff"
Biological warfare? You're hired!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what would be the economic growth forecast in this dome .Is the fiscal policy included in your first manifesto and will it be British food or some of that foreign muck  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what would be the economic growth forecast in this dome .Is the fiscal policy included in your first manifesto and will it be British food or some of that foreign muck "
Cant do foreign muck food I'm a steak, roast dinner, fry up guy lol obviously I'll accommodate for veggies and vegans to!
Economic growth will be dependent upon hydroponics yields coupled with an extensive array of engineers and mineral mining. Scavenging will also factor into our vault growth I'll be heading some of the scav teams. Want to join? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Firefighter. Just in case Rubidoux is just too hot...."
Even with the reduced oxygen concentration in an underground base fire would ravage us so hired!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Engineering , carpentry, upholstery, masonry , maintenance and warehousing  ... I'm a hands on kind of guy."
Fucking hell man! Dont start your own vault.....hired gladly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a good cook, strong and a reasonable shot xx hopefully you will find some use for me xx
Lol you got your place anyway mi dear you like werewolves over vampires so hunting party with me and Genghis lol getting a lovely pack here lol "
Mmmm now there's a thought two lovely wolves to be put scouting and hunting with x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am a good cook, strong and a reasonable shot xx hopefully you will find some use for me xx
Lol you got your place anyway mi dear you like werewolves over vampires so hunting party with me and Genghis lol getting a lovely pack here lol
Mmmm now there's a thought two lovely wolves to be put scouting and hunting with x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure what my job should be but I'd rather not die outside if it's all the same? "
I'll find you one, hired!!! nepotism at it's best, always find room for my friends to have positions of power lol |
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I have a leather jacket, a selection of hats, and copy of Spinal Tap's Majesty of Rock in etched purple vinyl...
I think that more than qualifies me for the post of Village Infrastructure Design Integrity Optimization Technician
Every vault needs a Village I.D.I.O.T  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a leather jacket, a selection of hats, and copy of Spinal Tap's Majesty of Rock in etched purple vinyl...
I think that more than qualifies me for the post of Village Infrastructure Design Integrity Optimization Technician
Every vault needs a Village I.D.I.O.T "
Excessively so.....any objections?....doesn't matter its not a democracy.....you're hired!! we have our Village I.D.I.O.T |
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