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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the middle of my back between my shoulder blades I have a juicy spot and i just cannot reach it with my finger tips. Tried using two desert spoons, just cannot get enough purchase on it. Tantalisingly close. Any tips from anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scratch the head off with a coat hanger
Any infections due to this are not my fault. I don't own the hangers nor do I have medical training in spot popping.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Leave it, it'll sort itself out.
Do some yoga so that next time you're in this fix you'll be flexible enough to reach.
Sorted!  "
Or make friends with a chimp? They love grooming
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By (user no longer on site)
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Rig up a fake tree just between your shoulderblades with a "Sexy lady woddpecker" tatoo on your neck.
Wait for a male woodpecker to come along and make some sexy lady woodpecker calls. The male will immediately try to make a love nest so that he and sexy lady woodpecker can make little baby woodpeckers and will then try and drill into the tree to make the nest.
Hey presto, spot will be gone!
*Fever Tree is not responsible for long term spinal injuries caused by passing horny woodpeckers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the middle of my back between my shoulder blades I have a juicy spot and i just cannot reach it with my finger tips. Tried using two desert spoons, just cannot get enough purchase on it. Tantalisingly close. Any tips from anyone. "
You could try a natural loofah and have a good go it with that. Or see your GP if your concerned. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hot bath - to loosen up your muscles, soften your skin, whilst you start your yoga now - not for the next out-break - using a selection of glued together spoons etc, for complete reach.
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Yoga is a good idea, it's been 20yrs since I could bite my own toe nails off  |
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what's wrong with the chimp idea?
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