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"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol
Want me to show you? 
Don't let her near your arse.... "
You begged for the whole hand! |
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"Also looking for a partner in crime - with a view to a ‘real’ relationship that involves fucking each other LOTS - and others occasionally!
Apply within!  "
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"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol
Want me to show you?
Don't let her near your arse....
You begged for the whole hand! "
Fuck hands, I measure in feet...! |
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"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol
Want me to show you?
Don't let her near your arse....
Have heard that too
But - some people like having their arse fingered?  "
Fingers are acceptable... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol
Want me to show you?
Don't let her near your arse....
Have heard that too
But - some people like having their arse fingered?
Fingers are acceptable... "
Can be indeed |
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"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol
Want me to show you?
Don't let her near your arse....
Have heard that too
But - some people like having their arse fingered?
Fingers are acceptable... "
As is a penis! #justsaying!  |
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"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol
Want me to show you?
Don't let her near your arse....
Have heard that too
But - some people like having their arse fingered?
Fingers are acceptable...
Can be indeed "
I’ll grab the lube! |
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"Feet take some getting used to..... "
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!! 
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse? "
Go on then.... 
Grab your coat.... |
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
Go on then....
Grab your coat.... "
Cool! See you at around 1am! Put the kettle on! |
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse? "
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails  x |
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x "
Absolutely!
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card! "
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"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.
I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents 
* x files"
They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder! |
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card! "
Split the proceeds? |
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"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.
I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents
* x files
They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder! "
I can appreciate that they well are lol love that show x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!
Split the proceeds? "
Awww, that's romantic af!! |
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!
Split the proceeds?
Awww, that's romantic af!! "
I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like? |
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"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.
I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents
* x files
They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder!
I can appreciate that they well are lol love that show x "
I know right! Is it wrong that my favourite fantasy mmf is with two (supposed) brothers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!
Split the proceeds?
Awww, that's romantic af!!
I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like? "
Who is getting pegged? Lol Enigman? ;-p oh wait sorry.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!
Split the proceeds?
Awww, that's romantic af!!
I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like? "
Can you speak French or Spanish? Girls talking in a foreign language always sound super hawt even if they're just reading the argos catalogue out loud...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!
Split the proceeds?
Awww, that's romantic af!!
I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like?
Who is getting pegged? Lol Enigman? ;-p oh wait sorry.....lol "
Who...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.
I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents
* x files
They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder!
I can appreciate that they well are lol love that show x
I know right! Is it wrong that my favourite fantasy mmf is with two (supposed) brothers? "
Fantasies are the product of our psychological desires my dear and allow us to explore in safe abandon of the confines in our own minds x |
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!
Split the proceeds?
Awww, that's romantic af!!
I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like?
Who is getting pegged? Lol Enigman? ;-p oh wait sorry.....lol
Who...? "
I forget.....he wasn't memorable.....but Xperia? Unforgettable lol |
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"Also looking for a partner in crime - with a view to a ‘real’ relationship that involves fucking each other LOTS - and others occasionally!
Apply within! "
You know but seems so hard to find |
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"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.
I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents
* x files"
lol, one of the creepiest x-files episodes ever made in my opinion.
But I'm more like bruce willis in the nagasaki building lol |
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"Feet take some getting used to.....
My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!
Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?
You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x
Absolutely!
I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!
Split the proceeds?
Awww, that's romantic af!!
I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like?
Can you speak French or Spanish? Girls talking in a foreign language always sound super hawt even if they're just reading the argos catalogue out loud...
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Oui! Je parle francais un peux! Xx |
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