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Is it a pigeon or are you assuming its species just because its roughly pigeon formed? Also are you advocating violence against pigeons? Two days from now the Team Working Againts Torturous Shits will start a poll and petition before getting the laws passed at Parliment outlawing the denial of a pigeons rights unit to be chased. Congratulations you have now promoted social change.
Oh and a big net  |
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"Is it a pigeon or are you assuming its species just because its roughly pigeon formed? Also are you advocating violence against pigeons? Two days from now the Team Working Againts Torturous Shits will start a poll and petition before getting the laws passed at Parliment outlawing the denial of a pigeons rights unit to be chased. Congratulations you have now promoted social change.
Oh and a big net "
No axe? |
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"Is it a pigeon or are you assuming its species just because its roughly pigeon formed? Also are you advocating violence against pigeons? Two days from now the Team Working Againts Torturous Shits will start a poll and petition before getting the laws passed at Parliment outlawing the denial of a pigeons rights unit to be chased. Congratulations you have now promoted social change.
Oh and a big net
No axe? "
Right tool for the right job, maybe an eagle? Lol |
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Fire yourself from big cannon, grab pigeon as you fly past, then miss ACME safety net on the way down, crash into a you shape hole in the dirt while pigeon blows you a raspberry and flies off unscathed... |
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Build a nest high in a tree with a puppet "sexy" pigeon that is secretly a trap.
Entice pigeon by simulating sexy pigeon noises as some Sexy Jazz is playing in the background.
Pigeon becomes enamoured by Sexy lady pigeon and flies off to find twigs to build a love shack, but notices you manipulating the controls.
Pigeon draws a "Sexy lady grizzly bear tail" on your backside and starts making "sexy lady grizzly bear" noises and a passing angry bear becomes enamoured.
As angry horny grizzly drags you off to his cave for some lovin, Pigeon blows a raspberry and flies off... |
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Walked into work yesterday to be confronted by a man with his bird of prey soley for the purpose of scaring away the pigeons (so not technically catching per se)
Beautiful creature |
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"I’m not sure, but I used to work with a software engineer who was basically like talking to Klunk "
Yeah I look back on catch the pigeon and think it's a bit off. Klunk clearly had tourettes. |
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"Is it a pigeon or are you assuming its species just because its roughly pigeon formed? Also are you advocating violence against pigeons? Two days from now the Team Working Againts Torturous Shits will start a poll and petition before getting the laws passed at Parliment outlawing the denial of a pigeons rights unit to be chased. Congratulations you have now promoted social change.
Oh and a big net
No axe?
Right tool for the right job, maybe an eagle? Lol "
Lol an eagle would massacre that pigeon. |
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"I would sub contract the job to wile e coyote, pigeon wouldn't get caught, but we could all laugh at the attempts  "
Wouldn't work
Catch the Pigeon was Hanna-Barbera and Wile e Coyote was loony Tunes. They would never be able to meet. |
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"I would sub contract the job to wile e coyote, pigeon wouldn't get caught, but we could all laugh at the attempts
Wouldn't work
Catch the Pigeon was Hanna-Barbera and Wile e Coyote was loony Tunes. They would never be able to meet."
Ah that's sad, like the West Side Story of cartoon folk. |
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"I’d hire Wile E. Coyote and team him up with Muttley. "
Ah you see as discussed this wouldn't work. You can't cross Hanna-Barbera and loony Tunes. Different universe's. |
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