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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm so poor I rub the free samples of after shave in magazines on my shirt.

People often say "you smell nice, what is that?"

I say "it's page 14"

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Does the joke come free with the magazine as well?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well? "

If it wasn't I would want my money back..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well? "

No, he got from the last pack of Lidl Christmas crackers he bought

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well? "

Ouch!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love a free sample.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well? "

My jokes come from the Ark.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I love a free sample.

Unsure.

How.

To.

Answer.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well?

Ouch!

It's OK, it didn't hurt.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well?

No, he got from the last pack of Lidl Christmas crackers he bought"

Purchased from Poundland with my counterfeit tenners.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well?

No, he got from the last pack of Lidl Christmas crackers he bought

Purchased from Poundland with my counterfeit tenners.

I thought they were 7 pound notes

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Brown and brown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does the joke come free with the magazine as well? "
5 finger discount

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Brown and brown.

I've posted in the wrong thread.

4 years on Fab.

What a fanny. Sorry folks.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brown and brown.

I've posted in the wrong thread.

4 years on Fab.

What a fanny. Sorry folks. "

Sounds like an idea for a new thread

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Brown and brown.

I've posted in the wrong thread.

4 years on Fab.

What a fanny. Sorry folks.

Sounds like an idea for a new thread"

I'll kick it off...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m so poor, I don’t wear clothes

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m so poor, I don’t wear clothes

*monkey checks how long it will take to get to Exeter*

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Brown and brown.

I've posted in the wrong thread.

4 years on Fab.

What a fanny. Sorry folks.

Sounds like an idea for a new thread"

I want to know what thread he should have posted on......

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brown and brown.

I've posted in the wrong thread.

4 years on Fab.

What a fanny. Sorry folks.

Sounds like an idea for a new thread

I want to know what thread he should have posted on......

My guess is hair and eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brown and brown.

I've posted in the wrong thread.

4 years on Fab.

What a fanny. Sorry folks.

Sounds like an idea for a new thread

I want to know what thread he should have posted on......

What colour are your eyes and hair

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Noahs Log, Day 41: Roasted Unicorn is fucking delicious.

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