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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How small are you that you can walk under black cats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How small are you that you can walk under black cats? "

could the black cat be a puma

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t walk over three drains

When I was 11 I broke a mirror in my bedroom. I cleaned it up, went into my mum’s bedroom and took her mirror. I then dropped her mirror when carrying it to my room. 14 years bad luck....

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By *hrobbermanMan  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I always fart when I see a Policeman. I always bow to Elm Trees and I never gut Trout on a day with an F in it.

I never masturbate at work in the same toilet twice in the same day and if my flies are accidentally undone on a Tuesday I leave them like that for the rest of the day.

I have many, many others.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Whenever I cross ma legs, I always say "It's all in the best possible taste"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb "

What’s Wb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb "

Willy buffing. He's basically saying he's wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope. What a load of cobblers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nope. What a load of cobblers."

"ooo cross my heart"

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Not really. My mum has loads. She was brought up in a very rural area in the thirties and her mother was extremely superstitious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Willy buffing. He's basically saying he's wanking. "

Lol....

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Nope. What a load of cobblers."

Exactly, I walked under a ladder once, and I'm still here to tell the tale of when I walked on a cracked paving slab just minutes later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope. None

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb "

Whopping balls....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls.... "

Rubi says different

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats "

Hello again Mr Gnome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just saw a single magpie in the park with my girl and I said the "hello Mr M" thing.... ....i swear he looked at me and got disorientated and flew into a branch.... ....funny as fuck... .... "I got da' powahhh"....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls....

Rubi says different "

Welcome back*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats

Hello again Mr Gnome "

well hello.. id say Touchwood but someone will say summat very very rude..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls....

Rubi says different

Welcome back*"

W**k buddy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls....

Rubi says different

Welcome back*

W**k buddy "

Are you asking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls....

Rubi says different

Welcome back*

W**k buddy

Are you asking? "

I’ve got no talc left, you used it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls....

Rubi says different

Welcome back*

W**k buddy

Are you asking?

I’ve got no talc left, you used it all "

I do smell beautiful though....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls....

Rubi says different

Welcome back*

W**k buddy

Are you asking?

I’ve got no talc left, you used it all

I do smell beautiful though.... "

Lucky you, I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like to tell myself i'm not superstitious but I do avoid certain things if it's an option.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wb

What’s Wb

Whopping balls....

Rubi says different

Welcome back*

W**k buddy

Are you asking?

I’ve got no talc left, you used it all

I do smell beautiful though....

Lucky you, I don’t "

Seriously, who even uses talc except drug dealers cutting down good shit....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... "

Haha I do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The way i pack my sports bag before i go and then the order I do things whilst getting ready to play. I'd say its more routine than superstition though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Serena Williams bounces the ball exactly 5 times before her first serve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that "

Ello you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you "

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? "

He can just about type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive?

He can just about type "

You shouldn’t get men d*unk and take advantage. It’s not good and it’s not right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats "

I always salute magpies as well and say touch wood while touching my head but i am not really superstitious it’s more like a habit picked up from family

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t walk over three drains

When I was 11 I broke a mirror in my bedroom. I cleaned it up, went into my mum’s bedroom and took her mirror. I then dropped her mirror when carrying it to my room. 14 years bad luck...."

I'm still curious about this three drains cobblers. Do the drains have to be close together or do you count how many drains you walk over in a specific time period so that you never exceed 2 drains?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t walk over three drains

When I was 11 I broke a mirror in my bedroom. I cleaned it up, went into my mum’s bedroom and took her mirror. I then dropped her mirror when carrying it to my room. 14 years bad luck....

I'm still curious about this three drains cobblers. Do the drains have to be close together or do you count how many drains you walk over in a specific time period so that you never exceed 2 drains?"

Never even heard of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t walk over three drains

When I was 11 I broke a mirror in my bedroom. I cleaned it up, went into my mum’s bedroom and took her mirror. I then dropped her mirror when carrying it to my room. 14 years bad luck....

I'm still curious about this three drains cobblers. Do the drains have to be close together or do you count how many drains you walk over in a specific time period so that you never exceed 2 drains?

Never even heard of that "

Hense my curiosity on the rules of not crossing three drains. It would be a bitch if she works for a drainage firm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? "

Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I touch iron for luck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive?

He can just about type

You shouldn’t get men d*unk and take advantage. It’s not good and it’s not right "

Pmsl, yeah, you wicked woman you...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whenever I see a spider I have to soil myself. It's not really superstitious but there you go.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive?

Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but.... "

Haha what did you expect vocally?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tiger Woods always wears red and black on the final day of a golf tournament

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I never put new shoes on a table.

Don’t walk over 3 drains.

Throw salt over my shoulder.

Absolutely no umbrellas up in the house.

First Male in my house after new year puts a lump of coal on my door step.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Despite usually being a very rational and non-superstious person I still greet magpies, touch wood, and get a bit twitchy about new shoes being put on a table.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive?

Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but....

Haha what did you expect vocally? "

Lololol idk, you just seemed nice, kind, a good sort, not very forumy.... ....a lot of forumites aren't so cool without the keyboard. Anyway, I feel privileged, you're like royalty here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes I have a stupid amount. I blame my ancestors.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wishing on shooting stars is a must.

Touching wood is good, but I don't freak out if it's faux

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel....

Haha I do that

Ello you

Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive?

Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but....

Haha what did you expect vocally?

Lololol idk, you just seemed nice, kind, a good sort, not very forumy.... ....a lot of forumites aren't so cool without the keyboard. Anyway, I feel privileged, you're like royalty here "

Hahaha wtf . Pass me my crown lol

I am nice! I’m starting to worry that I don’t come across too great on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Megan fox ,when she flys on a plane, has to listen to Britney Spears records in flight..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I've left home but had to get back in as I've forgotten something - I sit down for a few seconds and then glance at the mirror before leaving again.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hitler (Adolf) Didn't like to remove his coat in public..

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I don’t put new shoes on a table. I always salute magpies and I do the touch wood thing, even when sometimes I know what I’ve touched isn’t real wood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The number 13 at a dinner table has a feeling of trepidation for me due to an old Norse mythology story. Not really a superstition but when theres a thunderstorm I touch my Mjolnir around my neck. If I come across a black cat, I have to either spit three times or say 'tvi tvi tvi' over my shoulder! Awkward seeing as I am guardian to a predominantly black cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think I have a touch of triskaidekaphobia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got wood for all of those wanting to touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

sailors believe it is unlucky to change the name of a boat

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats "

My sis in law crosses herself if she sees a magpie. I do the same now!

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By *ristolcouple21Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

Far too many!

No new shoes on the table..

Never walk over three drains..

Always salute a magpie.. and say good morning/afternoon..

Salt over the shoulder..

sing in the morning, cry in the evening..

The list goes on

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats

Hello again Mr Gnome well hello.. id say Touchwood but someone will say summat very very rude.."

Oh I always touch wood, sometimes even for luck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats

Hello again Mr Gnome well hello.. id say Touchwood but someone will say summat very very rude..

Oh I always touch wood, sometimes even for luck "

ooh you are awful, but I like you

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Theres a dragon in Chinatown here, I always rub his balls for luck...

And judging by how shiny they are, I'm not the only one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Theres a dragon in Chinatown here, I always rub his balls for luck...

And judging by how shiny they are, I'm not the only one!"

perhaps you should have gone to Specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hubby has a weird one. No matter how good the deal, he never books a holiday before he’s been on the one he’s booked. If we book and pay in January for a break in July, he won’t book for a later date till we’ve been on the July one

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By *entakuruMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Yeah, I don't like 'tempting fate' by focusing on potential bad outcomes or worst case scenarios, I also believe my chances of anything are better if I approach the situation expecting a positive outcome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, other than my warm up in the gym being identical for each lift and the weights and jumps I take are always the same across bench, squat and deadlift.

If I don't, it really messes with my head and I'll have a worse session because of it.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Theres a dragon in Chinatown here, I always rub his balls for luck...

And judging by how shiny they are, I'm not the only one!"

It must be a Liverpool thing

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By *entakuruMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Serena Williams bounces the ball exactly 5 times before her first serve"

I'd be more impressed with exactly 3.7 bounces...

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By *anana JoeMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

I do it runs to always putting a condom on my cock before poking it in a dark hole.

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By *Jones19Man  over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

I'm very superstitious... hate seeing the writing on the wall.

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