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so weve had our worst fuck now this thread for those times that werent our finest hour.
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I was pissed up pulled a guy in the pub and took him back to mine. We where in the middle of the bed shaggging next thing im coming round on the floor with him stood over me asking if i was ok. Id slid across the bed banged my head on the bedside cabinet which knocked the television off smashed me on the head and knocked me out  |
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over a year ago
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My first i climbed off after 10 secs thinking i was gonna get her preggers so never cum
I was in a bush in push up position with no clue what i was doing  |
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over a year ago
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Yep I was in a threesome where I got over excited during the foreplay. It was my first threesome where I was offered penetrative sex..I’d received a great blowjob from both of the couple and was just rubbing my cock on her arse before putting a condom on Unfortunately the excitement was too much and I shot my beans all over her arse. We ran out of time before I was ready again, but at least she had her hubby there who rogered her senseless with a big dildo. Not sure why he didn’t fuck her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant be the only one
All I want to know is, was it a flat screen TV or the old boxy type that weights about 5 stone? the old boxy type portable"
Fuck! You wanna treat that as one of your best days in life never mind the fuck, you're lucky to be alive! Lol ps, thanks for sharing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I was in a threesome where I got over excited during the foreplay. It was my first threesome where I was offered penetrative sex..I’d received a great blowjob from both of the couple and was just rubbing my cock on her arse before putting a condom on Unfortunately the excitement was too much and I shot my beans all over her arse. We ran out of time before I was ready again, but at least she had her hubby there who rogered her senseless with a big dildo. Not sure why he didn’t fuck her "
Why did you run out of time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I was in a threesome where I got over excited during the foreplay. It was my first threesome where I was offered penetrative sex..I’d received a great blowjob from both of the couple and was just rubbing my cock on her arse before putting a condom on Unfortunately the excitement was too much and I shot my beans all over her arse. We ran out of time before I was ready again, but at least she had her hubby there who rogered her senseless with a big dildo. Not sure why he didn’t fuck her
Why did you run out of time? "
They needed to clean up ready for their children coming home from school |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I was in a threesome where I got over excited during the foreplay. It was my first threesome where I was offered penetrative sex..I’d received a great blowjob from both of the couple and was just rubbing my cock on her arse before putting a condom on Unfortunately the excitement was too much and I shot my beans all over her arse. We ran out of time before I was ready again, but at least she had her hubby there who rogered her senseless with a big dildo. Not sure why he didn’t fuck her
Why did you run out of time?
They needed to clean up ready for their children coming home from school"
Aaaah, sorry man, my mind was thinking hourly rate or something lol don't mind me, I'm a dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was with a fwb, and loving it. Part way through he jumped off me saying I was bleeding, and there was loads of blood and he was worried he'd hurt me (he was vwe and loved dp) nope, just my period!
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"I fell asleep 
I’ve done the same
I have too lol"
He had the last laugh. I fell asleep d*unk and face down on a cheap staff lines issue cord carpet. He didn’t realise. I lost the skin from my forehead - I was 17. It was mortifying and really bloody sore. |
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"I fell asleep
I’ve done the same
I have too lol
He had the last laugh. I fell asleep d*unk and face down on a cheap staff lines issue cord carpet. He didn’t realise. I lost the skin from my forehead - I was 17. It was mortifying and really bloody sore. "
Wish I could say I was 17 at the time! Hope it didn't scar you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a friend of mine was with a guy and they where "shagging" on a fur rug. He thought he was inside her but he was shagging the rug"
That is funny I think something like that happened my first time. He assumed he was shagging something but it wasnt me, perhaps just my thighs. Alcohol has made it hazy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep
I’ve done the same
I have too lol
Have to hear this from all 3 of you please.
How the hell did you fall asleep during that?! "
Alcohol helped...lol... |
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"I fell asleep
I’ve done the same
I have too lol
Have to hear this from all 3 of you please.
How the hell did you fall asleep during that?!
Alcohol helped...lol..."
Alcohol played a part for me too and I was shattered lol |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not the best technical fuck. But I'm willing, up for it and love to have a laugh. For me it's all part of the fun. The mishaps are great to smile about after."
Aren't they just? Sex is ridiculous at times - the noises, the sights, the mechanics of it all. It's fun to laugh and enjoy it and not take it to seriously.
I have fallen asleep during sex. To be fair, it was late, I'd had a bit to drink.
Oh I did twist my ankle before! I was wearing sexy heels and tried to get in a good position sort of off the bed. Yeah. I wasn't a good shag that time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep
I’ve done the same
I have too lol
Have to hear this from all 3 of you please.
How the hell did you fall asleep during that?!
Alcohol helped...lol...
Alcohol played a part for me too and I was shattered lol"
Wondering did it left a long lasting emotional/performance scar on the poor guy |
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I once had the guy fall asleep while I was sat on his face haha! He was my boyfriend at the time and it was very late and we'd been out drinking. I got off and went to bed and he woke up 5 minutes later asking why I'd gone haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep once during a blow job once and have had the odd waayy to quick moment, but thats usually followed by oral and then going again.
Group sleep for you too "
Sleep over party?
Alcohol and very little sleep for the few days before definitely played a part |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep once during a blow job once and have had the odd waayy to quick moment, but thats usually followed by oral and then going again. "
Fell asleep during a blow job!  . I’d bloody bite it. That’d wake you up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have fallen asleep but was with my long term partner not a meet so guessing that's OK
I came on my period the other week when fucking my fwb all over his clean white sheets I was mortified he was really relaxed about it |
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"during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ "
This reminds me of the time I gave head to a guy with a bit of a belly and when he got a bit rough face fucking me he ended up with a transfer of my eyebrows onto his belly |
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"during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ "
Oh I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ
This reminds me of the time I gave head to a guy with a bit of a belly and when he got a bit rough face fucking me he ended up with a transfer of my eyebrows onto his belly "
Did they go either side of his belly button making an emojee ? |
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"I have fallen asleep but was with my long term partner not a meet so guessing that's OK
I came on my period the other week when fucking my fwb all over his clean white sheets I was mortified he was really relaxed about it "
I've had something similar it didn't phase him either. |
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"I fell asleep once during a blow job once and have had the odd waayy to quick moment, but thats usually followed by oral and then going again.
Fell asleep during a blow job! . I’d bloody bite it. That’d wake you up!"
He wouldn't do it ever again |
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"during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ
This reminds me of the time I gave head to a guy with a bit of a belly and when he got a bit rough face fucking me he ended up with a transfer of my eyebrows onto his belly "
I wish youd got a pic of that lol |
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"during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ
This reminds me of the time I gave head to a guy with a bit of a belly and when he got a bit rough face fucking me he ended up with a transfer of my eyebrows onto his belly
Did they go either side of his belly button making an emojee ?"
Nope. Underneath more like a moustache |
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"I fell asleep
I’ve done the same
I have too lol
Have to hear this from all 3 of you please.
How the hell did you fall asleep during that?!
Alcohol helped...lol...
Alcohol played a part for me too and I was shattered lol"
Same here... and I’ve vomited |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ
This reminds me of the time I gave head to a guy with a bit of a belly and when he got a bit rough face fucking me he ended up with a transfer of my eyebrows onto his belly
Did they go either side of his belly button making an emojee ?
Nope. Underneath more like a moustache "
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My friend married the second woman he'd had sex with. However, I found out years later that my inexperienced friend had just came between her closed legs.
I can never tell him and nor can his wife. |
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"during a mfm encounter i was on my knees giving a bj to a guy with a beer belly on the sofa. My then FB was ploughing me doggy style and got so turned on he really ramped up the thrusting speed and force.
After one brutal thrust i lost balance and fell foward, went head first into the guys belly and rebounded off his belly back onto my knees.
It was quite an achievement looking back.
I then carried on to a happy ending like a champ
This reminds me of the time I gave head to a guy with a bit of a belly and when he got a bit rough face fucking me he ended up with a transfer of my eyebrows onto his belly
Did they go either side of his belly button making an emojee ?
Nope. Underneath more like a moustache "
Omg, I love funny sex stories |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Slicing just below the head of my manhood open on the zip of my then girlfriends brand new jeans, during an open air quickie when walking her home, was probably not one of my finest moments - especially as I was going back to a mate's house after and had blood all down my own pale washed jeans!! |
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By *iolet82Woman
over a year ago
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A bank holiday weekend about 10 years ago I had been on a 3 day bender which ended in me dumping my girlfriend and leaving the bar with another women. I could barely stand let alone talk and kept asking her the same questions over and over. Even though I was so wasted she still wanted to fuck (and so did I) but apparently I couldn’t find her clit and ended up being thrown out of her flat.
I retuned the next day to she if I’d left my bag there and saw her thong on the floor in her flatmates room along with two pairs of boxer so hoping she was just hungry for cock and I wasn’t all that bad.  |
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"I fell asleep once during a blow job once and have had the odd waayy to quick moment, but thats usually followed by oral and then going again.
Fell asleep during a blow job! . I’d bloody bite it. That’d wake you up!"
I had some making up to do in the morning. |
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What do you mean by worst. As in embarrassing, bad or gross? I had a status asking people this very question. Mostly it was unhygienic people, accidental poop or people being over zealous and breaking something.
My worst as in funny was there was a guy who slid inside me and when he did instead of pumping in and out he did this really weird squiggly around motion and then stopped and started vibrating. I was only 18 at the time and had to cover my mouth because I was laughing too much.
Then there's the ones where they just enter you and they cum or they cum before you have barely touched them. That's happened more than I care to speak about.
If we're talking bad as in dangerous I had a guy who basically insulted me the whole time said he didn't usually go for larger ladies. Anyway I worked out why in the end he liked to over power people. And unfortunately for him he couldn't easily over power me. He was a very bad guy. I've also had someone lock me in their car recently and drive off. Let's just say that didn't work out well for them. |
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"What do you mean by worst. As in embarrassing, bad or gross? I had a status asking people this very question. Mostly it was unhygienic people, accidental poop or people being over zealous and breaking something.
My worst as in funny was there was a guy who slid inside me and when he did instead of pumping in and out he did this really weird squiggly around motion and then stopped and started vibrating. I was only 18 at the time and had to cover my mouth because I was laughing too much.
Then there's the ones where they just enter you and they cum or they cum before you have barely touched them. That's happened more than I care to speak about.
If we're talking bad as in dangerous I had a guy who basically insulted me the whole time said he didn't usually go for larger ladies. Anyway I worked out why in the end he liked to over power people. And unfortunately for him he couldn't easily over power me. He was a very bad guy. I've also had someone lock me in their car recently and drive off. Let's just say that didn't work out well for them. "
no the thread is about when you where a crap shag not them |
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over a year ago
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Our first ever meet with others. FB was fucking the lady on the bed. I was sat there and somehow managed to fall off the bed. Whacked my elbow on the radiator and ended up naked laughing/crying wedged between the wall and the bed. Very swollen and bruised elbow ensued. |
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"What do you mean by worst. As in embarrassing, bad or gross? I had a status asking people this very question. Mostly it was unhygienic people, accidental poop or people being over zealous and breaking something.
My worst as in funny was there was a guy who slid inside me and when he did instead of pumping in and out he did this really weird squiggly around motion and then stopped and started vibrating. I was only 18 at the time and had to cover my mouth because I was laughing too much.
Then there's the ones where they just enter you and they cum or they cum before you have barely touched them. That's happened more than I care to speak about.
If we're talking bad as in dangerous I had a guy who basically insulted me the whole time said he didn't usually go for larger ladies. Anyway I worked out why in the end he liked to over power people. And unfortunately for him he couldn't easily over power me. He was a very bad guy. I've also had someone lock me in their car recently and drive off. Let's just say that didn't work out well for them. no the thread is about when you where a crap shag not them"
Oh my bad.
I once met this guy and I got so hammered before I went that when he was fingering me I came and then fell asleep on him. |
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My worst fuck happened before we got to actually fuck.
I vomited all over his cock, kept telling him not to make me gag but he instsited it was hot....
No telling some folk...
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"My worst fuck happened before we got to actually fuck.
I vomited all over his cock, kept telling him not to make me gag but he instsited it was hot....
No telling some folk...
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He can't say he wasn't warned. |
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I once met this guy and I got so hammered before I went that when he was fingering me I came and then fell asleep on him. "
At least it wasn't a complete disaster for you |
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I fancied the guy next door but one since I was about 14. Fast forward 4 years and we get chatting in the pub, I get so nervous I drink too much, latest under a tree outside I send him in to get me some water so in can throw up while he's inside. Get back to mine (mum n dad away) having some sexy times and I dropped off while he was on top of me, woke up, must have dropped off again because I woke up alone in the morning! |
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