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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. |
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. "
Carried on going like the soldier you are though huh....even though you clearly weren't rocking her world  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Yeah I wasn’t about to thumb my flaccid penis back inside her.
"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows.
Carried on going like the soldier you are though huh....even though you clearly weren't rocking her world "
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
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Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gorgeous guy, ticked all my boxes, started playing, then he cum literally as soon as he was inside me.
Frustrated, but I didn't show it, was lovely to him, as he was obviously embarrassed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here"
What the fuck, that’s mental |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here"
I don’t go on top either 
And I would have said no if someone wouldn’t go down on me and expected me to go down on them. Unless I really wanted to go down on them 
Oh and I don’t let men shower in my house. Cum and leave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alas, she was alive
Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
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It's been a while, I can certainly say that! Welcome back View, Fab is a constant as you know... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. "
Same.. really kicks the wind out of my sails when that happens... masssive turn off moment. |
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating.
Same.. really kicks the wind out of my sails when that happens... masssive turn off moment. "
I just carry on, but it's not a good way to see me again. If you don't want to, say, and we can skip oral for both of us. Fair's fair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
What the fuck, that’s mental"
Isn't it something when the fems expect such high standards from us, yet they can't be bothered to reciprocate. Talk about a sense of entitlement. Some people just want a slap. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Alas, she was alive
Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
It's been a while, I can certainly say that! Welcome back View, Fab is a constant as you know...
Bliss "
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here"
Don’t think she was into you dear.....! |
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
Hopefully the condom full of cum was found by her partner, would have given me some joy atleast.
Don’t think she was into you dear.....! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a young man for a car meet a good few years ago now. I schooched over, sat on him, started wiggling up and down. It was less than 30 seconds and he popped. He was very very embarrassed bless him. But sadly not one of my best meets. |
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Worst experience I had although I did try and make the best of it was my 1st mff meet.
I always try and look good, smell good. I was really excited and up for it.
He picked me and I could tell he liked what he saw. We got back to theirs and I was introduced to her.
She was lovely enough but he said something derogatory to her and that was it. I was immediately uncomfortable and spent the time being extra nice to her and trying to ignore him.
She seemed relieved and I got the feeling she was only doing it to keep him sweet. |
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. "
Yeah I've had a few experiences of guys who's idea of foreplay is me giving them head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I lost my virginity wasn’t great- the two of us didn’t really have a clue but it didn’t put us off. By the end of a week together we had it cracked  |
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating.
Yeah I've had a few experiences of guys who's idea of foreplay is me giving them head "
I occasionally get told that I'm up myself for wanting something for myself. Good grief. |
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By *ydnNancyCouple
over a year ago
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Guy who whilst fucking me started singing along and drumming on my ass to My Last Serenade by Killswitch Engage....
....I wouldn’t mind but he had awful foreplay skills, didn’t like kissing and took about 5 mins to play with my ass before slamming it in
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went round to this girls house. Started kissing and undressing, she lay on the bed and i moved to her with my cock erect andshe turned and said she doesn't suck cock. I said "ok" and put my clothes back on and left. |
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. "
maybe you didn’t get her going op just a thought |
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Made sweet love to a girl, gentle as can be, she said it was shit, so I fucked her, and she said it was one of the best fucks she ever had.
Its up to you to make it better, no one eles is gonna do it. |
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"Made sweet love to a girl, gentle as can be, she said it was shit, so I fucked her, and she said it was one of the best fucks she ever had.
Its up to you to make it better, no one eles is gonna do it."
I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. "
Wasn't a hotel bed with a dozen pillows and you may off inserted in to an Oxford slip and not her slit.....just a thought. |
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. "
Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself.
Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls. |
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two.
Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself.
Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls."
So she has no say whatsoever in what is happening.
#checkmyfilters |
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two.
Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself.
Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls."
If the guy I'm with is selfish and not responsive to my needs, it won't be a good time.
And if a guy tried to move me around like a doll there'd be hell to pay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one where he was so nervous he couldn't cum and kept going at it for ages. Then he tried to masturbate but that didn't work until he found the right position to lie down in and it still took him ages. It was such a strained atmosphere and he was so determined. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here"
I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth! 
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine. |
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine."
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin  |
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two.
Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself.
Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls.
If the guy I'm with is selfish and not responsive to my needs, it won't be a good time.
And if a guy tried to move me around like a doll there'd be hell to pay. "
Yeah I can see it might be different for a woman. When you think about it that makes sense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin "
Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react? |
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin
Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react?"
I vomited. He told me I was a bad lover. It took me a long time to realise that I liked oral... |
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We had a meet with a couple in the woods. Lots of build up/msgs beforehand so believed we were all on the same page. Lots of fem on fem discussed etc.
Anyways....me & OH started pleasing the lady....who literally lay there like a corpse, no reactions/conversation etc. The guy was stood away playing with his cock. Invited him to join but he declined saying he enjoyed watching etc. Tried for a bit longer then got so fed up I walked away and told OH I couldn’t as wasn’t feeling it at all. He carried on trying, while I chatted to the other guy, went in for a kiss literally touched the end of his cock and he shot his load. OH ended up wanking himself off as she wasn’t very participatory and we drive home in numbed silence.
It’s this meet which has made us stick to club meets only.....all there for same reason and less chance of this kind of negative experience. We didn’t leave a veri but they did though we’ve not displayed it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin
Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react?
I vomited. He told me I was a bad lover. It took me a long time to realise that I liked oral... "
Over him I hope lol! Oral can be pretty amazing if it's fine the way you like it! |
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine."
I love going on top. Not much is hotter than watching a guy cum as you bounce up and down on his cock. Different strokes for different folks though |
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat.
She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end
Come back home find she'd blocked me on here
I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin
Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react?
I vomited. He told me I was a bad lover. It took me a long time to realise that I liked oral...
Over him I hope lol! Oral can be pretty amazing if it's fine the way you like it!"
Oh I was a teenager at the time. Long over him, haha.
I love oral. I even discovered, years later, that female orgasms aren't a myth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've not had any major bad fucks well not since I was a teenager anyway... Maybe I'm the bad fuck instead 
I did have one guy who I went to give a bj to and he cum before I even got his cock near my mouth but I was actually quite flattered |
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"We had a meet with a couple in the woods. Lots of build up/msgs beforehand so believed we were all on the same page. Lots of fem on fem discussed etc.
Anyways....me & OH started pleasing the lady....who literally lay there like a corpse, no reactions/conversation etc. The guy was stood away playing with his cock. Invited him to join but he declined saying he enjoyed watching etc. Tried for a bit longer then got so fed up I walked away and told OH I couldn’t as wasn’t feeling it at all. He carried on trying, while I chatted to the other guy, went in for a kiss literally touched the end of his cock and he shot his load. OH ended up wanking himself off as she wasn’t very participatory and we drive home in numbed silence.
It’s this meet which has made us stick to club meets only.....all there for same reason and less chance of this kind of negative experience. We didn’t leave a veri but they did though we’ve not displayed it!!!"
We've seen couples like that at clubs and parties. Really weird. Not sure why they bother as both seem really bored by it.
Maybe they've been swinging for so long they don't know how to stop. No life without it so they carry on.  |
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"We had a meet with a couple in the woods. Lots of build up/msgs beforehand so believed we were all on the same page. Lots of fem on fem discussed etc.
Anyways....me & OH started pleasing the lady....who literally lay there like a corpse, no reactions/conversation etc. The guy was stood away playing with his cock. Invited him to join but he declined saying he enjoyed watching etc. Tried for a bit longer then got so fed up I walked away and told OH I couldn’t as wasn’t feeling it at all. He carried on trying, while I chatted to the other guy, went in for a kiss literally touched the end of his cock and he shot his load. OH ended up wanking himself off as she wasn’t very participatory and we drive home in numbed silence.
It’s this meet which has made us stick to club meets only.....all there for same reason and less chance of this kind of negative experience. We didn’t leave a veri but they did though we’ve not displayed it!!!
We've seen couples like that at clubs and parties. Really weird. Not sure why they bother as both seem really bored by it.
Maybe they've been swinging for so long they don't know how to stop. No life without it so they carry on. "
The best bit? The guy of the couple has requested several times to meet again...and for just me & him to meet. He/they had their chance, have been honest with our feedback and his chance has been and gone!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My worst fuck? 26-yr old virgi. Fab newbie. I didn't know he never had sex - well he didn't advise me beforehand.. No kissing, he didn't know what to do with his hands, I had to put them on my boobs.. He didn't talk, he didn't know when to put a condom on or which hole he was going into.. thankfully he only lasted 3 minutes.. Afterwards I couldn't get rid of him. He sat there in the silence like a twat. Never again I'm gonna put myself thorough this scenario |
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I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
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Bloody hell. |
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
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Omg I'm so sorry but this is so funny! |
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over a year ago
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"These types of threads always make me feel a bit bad as I've not had any awful ones. It makes me wonder what's in the pipeline!
Ditto.... Does it mean one is coming? "
Nope, thankfully for you I'm far far away |
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
Omg I'm so sorry but this is so funny!"
It might sound it but when you have a hairy ass blowing gas in your face at a very intimate time, it's really gross. |
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Had numerous situations when they've bust a nut too quickly but worst was the first.
In a tent (of all places), no foreplay, straight in. Painful, awkward, rolled over and slept in his artic sleeping bag while I shivered all night. He didn't speak to me after.
Tried again years later older and d*unk to see if it was me. No, was still terrible |
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
Omg I'm so sorry but this is so funny!
It might sound it but when you have a hairy ass blowing gas in your face at a very intimate time, it's really gross. "
I think it's one of those, it's a funny image but you wouldn't want it to happen. |
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"These types of threads always make me feel a bit bad as I've not had any awful ones. It makes me wonder what's in the pipeline!
Ditto.... Does it mean one is coming?
Nope, thankfully for you I'm far far away "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears. |
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears. "
Wtf?!
I thought the guy who left me bruised for over a month was bad, but I'm sensitive to that sort of thing and it wasn't violent, just rougher than I can take. |
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never had a bad meet from here but had some odd ones over the years. Was at a party and met a guy he was about 30 i was about 40 he looked healthy. Went into the bedroom he got on top of me with no forplay pumped about 5 times then collapsed on my chest saying he was exhausted |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
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I know it’s terrible but this has made me weak!! Bless you Dana, bless you |
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows.
Wasn't a hotel bed with a dozen pillows and you may off inserted in to an Oxford slip and not her slit.....just a thought."
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears. "
Did you tell him you didn't like it? |
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. "
Bugger that. It’s bloody rude that what it is. And on you too!!! There should be “Report that fuck(er)” button just for such inconsiderate types!! |
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Some men move fast and cum quick, if i like and fancy them then i like it.A man i once knew who was 30 years younger than me called me and said he wanted to come round only i said no i was too tired but he said he would do all the work so it didnt matter only i meant too tired to get ready as it takes me hours. |
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two.
Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself.
Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls."
Fuck me this just hit a nerve. I recently had sex in just that position. He told me to stay still as I moved in to meet his cock. I wanted to feel him deep and hard. Then we had round 2 in a different position. It got me thinking of positions guys use if they think your a bad fuck and would you a guy go back in for round 2? |
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears.
Did you tell him you didn't like it?"
Not beforehand, I have never been bitten on the face before so never expected it. He realised at the tears/crying stage and was very apologetic. |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
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Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best! |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best! "
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed "
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star! |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star! "
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for  |
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears.
Did you tell him you didn't like it?
Not beforehand, I have never been bitten on the face before so never expected it. He realised at the tears/crying stage and was very apologetic. "
But you could have said something before he bit you on the chin |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for "
Dont forget lighting ..so important |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for
Dont forget lighting ..so important "
What about fluffer |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for "
I’m happy to help with rehearsals - but I don’t want to be in front of the camera! |
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too....
In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click....
Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for
I’m happy to help with rehearsals - but I don’t want to be in front of the camera! "
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"But you could have said something before he bit you on the chin"
I'll rephrase it, I'd never been bitten full stop. Just didn't expect or encourage it in any way. At the time I couldn't speak, he had my mouth somehow covered with his arm.
But don't worry I do tell people these days as once bitten, twice shy! |
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"But you could have said something before he bit you on the chin
I'll rephrase it, I'd never been bitten full stop. Just didn't expect or encourage it in any way. At the time I couldn't speak, he had my mouth somehow covered with his arm.
But don't worry I do tell people these days as once bitten, twice shy! "
I could well see being too shocked to react! |
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A guy blindfolded me and did nothing to ensure my pleasure. He knew not to grab my wrists but kept doing it. Then later found out he was taking photos and videos of me. Most definitely one of the worse.
Then the guy I met after him some months later, I was probably his worse. I burst into tears just as we started, I was a blubbering snotty mess. Poor guy. |
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over a year ago
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time.
Are you free of fluff?
Not arf! "
Is that the same as the guy finding bits of rolled up tissue when he goes down on you? More concerning if going for a bit of rimming |
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time.
Are you free of fluff?
Not arf!
Is that the same as the guy finding bits of rolled up tissue when he goes down on you? More concerning if going for a bit of rimming "
Gwan- admit it Girth - I was your worst fuck!  |
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A gorgeous young lad had been after me for ages. And I mean smoking hot gorgeous, way outta my league. I had a feeling he wasn’t gonna be great and had refused his attentions. But shallow lust got the better of me and I agreed a meet.
He texted in the days running up to the meet. Kept asking about anal. I kept saying I don’t like it.
Well, he was a bunny fucker - 2 minutes of fast thrusting, an orgasm (his, definitely not mine) and ten minutes for him to be ready to go again. So it’s already pretty bad.
Then he’s behind me and accidentally nearly puts it in my arse. I warn him. He accidentally almost does it again. I told him last warning. He tries again. So I grabbed my stuff and walked out.
He contacted me the next day for a veri. He didn’t get one. And I learnt my lesson lol. |
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
It’s about 10 min since I read that post and I’m still pissing myself laughing! May have let out a little fart too!
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time.
Are you free of fluff?
Not arf!
Is that the same as the guy finding bits of rolled up tissue when he goes down on you? More concerning if going for a bit of rimming
Gwan- admit it Girth - I was your worst fuck! "
Far from it Peachy. Far from it xx |
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart.
That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face.
He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that.
It’s about 10 min since I read that post and I’m still pissing myself laughing! May have let out a little fart too!
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Just remember folks, a fart can turn a standing 69 into a tombstone piledriver in 2 seconds flat. |
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"Gorgeous guy, ticked all my boxes, started playing, then he cum literally as soon as he was inside me.
Frustrated, but I didn't show it, was lovely to him, as he was obviously embarrassed.
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Thus happened to us recently, guy made his excuse and left leaving the front door open |
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"The one where he was so nervous he couldn't cum and kept going at it for ages. Then he tried to masturbate but that didn't work until he found the right position to lie down in and it still took him ages. It was such a strained atmosphere and he was so determined. "
love that never-say-die attitude though
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"Gorgeous guy, ticked all my boxes, started playing, then he cum literally as soon as he was inside me.
Frustrated, but I didn't show it, was lovely to him, as he was obviously embarrassed.
Thus happened to us recently, guy made his excuse and left leaving the front door open "
Can’t understand why some guys have no self control...? Just think of Theresa May and that will control the flow!!! |
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