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Confessions of a (Travel lodge)cleaning lady.
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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Businessmen, weekend trippers have a lot to answer for as its been reviled by the travel lodge firm oddities forum have included a four foot stuffed Macaw parrot, a life-size Mr Blobby costume, an urn containing a woman's ashes, and a latex inflatable doll besides mundane things like mobile phones, laptops and chargers.
What’s the weirdest thing you have left behind and who was dressed as mr blobby shagging the latex doll?  |
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over a year ago
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We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place."
I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place.I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH "
talking of being embarrased, i bought Em a couple of new toys to use, and took them over when i was visiting.
guy on the x ray machine couldnt quite make out what they were and refused to pass my bag until i had got 2 big dildo's out of my bag, infront of a packed security area.
have never been so red in all my born days |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place.I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH
talking of being embarrased, i bought Em a couple of new toys to use, and took them over when i was visiting.
guy on the x ray machine couldnt quite make out what they were and refused to pass my bag until i had got 2 big dildo's out of my bag, infront of a packed security area.
have never been so red in all my born days"
lmfao....that'll teach ya  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place.I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH
talking of being embarrased, i bought Em a couple of new toys to use, and took them over when i was visiting.
guy on the x ray machine couldnt quite make out what they were and refused to pass my bag until i had got 2 big dildo's out of my bag, infront of a packed security area.
have never been so red in all my born days"
lmfao... that's hilarious!! I bet you brightened up alot of peoples day tho! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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before i lost the above said coffee frother i left my bag at euston station left luggage for the day to go sightseing and yessss they scan the bags dont they ...deep joy and laughs from the people behind ...such is life lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.
Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting  you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it "
All I have to do is take me clothes off for that
Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.
Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it
All I have to do is take me clothes off for that
Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though "
and does she read the forums? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.
Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it
All I have to do is take me clothes off for that
Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though and does she read the forums?"
Well...erm...no! But she is making her own profile soon so I shall start behaving as of now  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.
Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it
All I have to do is take me clothes off for that
Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though and does she read the forums?
Well...erm...no! But she is making her own profile soon so I shall start behaving as of now "
lmao..... |
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"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place."
Same here.
Next time we stayed there we asked for the same room, hada look around.... just in case lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember one of the airlines publishing something like this and someone had left a false leg behind lol
pmsl.... as if you wouldnt notice!maybe he was legless when he checked out "
Something seems afoot there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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on a recent visit to a hotel for a social from another site we found a copy of razzle under the spare pillow on the shelf which after a good read of it i stomped off to reception to declair my horror at such a disgusting item being left in our room 
well it got us a free stay for the weekend but with all the shenanigans going on all over the hotel i'm quite surprised they didn't say bugger orf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"on a recent visit to a hotel for a social from another site we found a copy of razzle under the spare pillow on the shelf which after a good read of it i stomped off to reception to declair my horror at such a disgusting item being left in our room
well it got us a free stay for the weekend but with all the shenanigans going on all over the hotel i'm quite surprised they didn't say bugger orf "
awesome!!
makes one wonder whether it might be worth investing in a porn mag before going to stay at a hotel..... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember one of the airlines publishing something like this and someone had left a false leg behind lol
pmsl.... as if you wouldnt notice!"
my friend left his false leg in a hotel, it was a spare he has 3 different legs, he did go back and get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"on a recent visit to a hotel for a social from another site we found a copy of razzle under the spare pillow on the shelf which after a good read of it i stomped off to reception to declair my horror at such a disgusting item being left in our room
well it got us a free stay for the weekend but with all the shenanigans going on all over the hotel i'm quite surprised they didn't say bugger orf "
* Note to self, take a jazz mag to hotel for free stay * |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Left one of my vibrating nipple clamps behind in one of the chester fucklodges - only decent toy i ever got out of ann fecking summers lol. Must either look for another set or remove a nipple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i once worked in a holiday express inn as a night porter ,you would not believe the things that go on the most common things are panties,which is nice . but when i helped the house staff by cleaning if some one checked out early ,i have found ,vibro the size of a nuke sub god no how she got it inside, a bag with wig maycup panties sussies covered in what looked like spunk,only one short stay ,male visited by a male who left 3 morning ,good luck thats what i say ,used condoms are very common,like they are making a statement ,left in wash basin and bath in a bed . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checked into a travelodge - and sad to say nothing interesting here - just dust and no sodding coffee! 
defo not my lodge then as we dont allow dust in ours lol"
Got any coffee though? I'm parched! lol |
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